earth has music

signs as shakespeare quotes

Aries: Come not between the dragon and his wrath

Taurus: Dream in light years, challenge miles, walk step by step

Gemini: Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs

Cancer: If music be the food of love, play on

Leo: Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste death but once

Virgo: The earth has music for those who listen

Libra: We know what we are, but not what we may be

Scorpio: Though she be but little, she is fierce

Sagittarius: It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves

Capricorn: I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed

Aquarius: Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind

Pisces: We are such stuff that dreams are made on


Full 20 minute performance on KEXP: September 5, 2015

The Signs As Things You'll Always See in the Shakespeare Tag
  • Aquarius: Though she be but little, she is fierce.
  • Pisces: Hell is empty and the devils are here.
  • Aries: Ophelia aesthetic.
  • Taurus: When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.
  • Gemini: Tom Hiddleston.
  • Cancer: To [rhymes with be] or not to [rhymes with be], that is the question.
  • Leo: A Parisian bookstore.
  • Virgo: The earth has music for those who listen.
  • Libra: To thine own self be true.
  • Scorpio: Friendly reminder that Juliet was only 14 and Romeo only 17 and a lot of people died.
  • Saggitarius: Doubt thou the stars are fire,Doubt that the sun doth move,Doubt truth to be a liar,But never doubt I love.
  • Capricorn: What, you egg?
What Planet Are You On?
  • What Planet Are You On?
  • Getyourspoons

At some point Tommy Wiseau was human, just like you and me. But one night a white glow bloomed into his bedroom, sweeping him up and away from this planet. After endless, agonizing torture, they finally broke him. He surrendered all that he knew about planet Earth. After their experiments were completed, they returned what was left of him and his mind back to his homeworld. So you see, Tommy Wiseau is neither alien nor human anymore, but somewhere in between.