early records

Ear Biscuits: Uncut

So Ear Biscuits got released at midnight eastern time last night, and my trusty podcast app, Overcast (not a sponsor, but seriously, best podcast app ever), immediately downloaded it for me and gave me a notification for it as I got in bed. I caved and listened to the first few seconds just to see if it really was the episode or if it was I don’t know, a blank file? This is what I heard.

The episode that was released about 20 minutes AFTER this one does not start like this. I recorded all the way to the actual episode opener, though my version doesn’t have the intro music playing over it.

Sorry about the audio quality, I tried to reduce the noise as much as possible. What you’re listening to is a recording of my phone playing a recording, so there was only so much I could do. But it’s worth a listen just to hear an innuendo-laden exchange between Rhett and Link involving soft and hard sticks.


Steven Universe but Yellow Diamond is Voiced by Patrick Warburton

Before Patti LuPone was chosen to voice the villainous Yellow Diamond, the Crewniverse had a wide selection of possible candidates to fill the role.  Among them was none other than Patrick Warburton, known for his roles in The Emperor’s New Groove (Kronk) and Family Guy (Joe Swanson).

Though Warburton was passed over for the part, early recording sessions have been discovered and leaked to us for your entertainment.

Who do YOU think voiced YD better? 

Next up in the Last Young Renegade track by track is Drugs & Candy. We’ll be posting these all week, so grab the album at smarturl.it/atllyr and follow along.

The story of the album in a lot of ways is about not being able to let go and learning to realize when enough is enough. This song really speaks to that. At the end of the day, it’s about toxic relationships and toxic situations that feel good in the moment and feel right, but
ultimately are causing way more harm than good. Since this is so early in the record, it really sets up where the character is at the beginning of the album. It speaks to the fact that they’re falling and it’s going to take quite some time to dig themselves out.

VIP Package - Drummer!Dylan O’Brien

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Drummer!Dylan O’Brien/Reader

Word Count: 10,128

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Oral (female receiving), Multiple Orgasm, Public Fingering, Spanking, Sneaking Around to Fuck

Notes: Drummer Dylan does things to me y’all. Send help. Special thanks to @writing-obrien because she was a sweet pea and proofread this for me while I am trying not to fall asleep. Because we all know not to let me proofread when I’m sleepy. 

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SJM Accent Challenge
SJM Accent Challenge

(yes that’s me in the pic hehe) I’m super excited and nervous about this you guys! So ESL, therefore I have the strangest accent, and my voice isn’t really my strong point LOL but I hope you enjoy this anyways (even with the controversial ending bahahahah)💕💕💕 Also, I recorded this early this morning!

I was tagged by Cas @highlady-casandra  to do the SJM Accent Challenge (you are an angel)! Here are the questions:

  • Name and username
  • Where are you from?
  • Pronounce the following words:
    Archeron, Rhysand, Cresseida, Thesan, Rhoe Galathynius, Illyrian, Manon, Abraxos, Prythian, Lucien, Ianthe, Suriel, Bryaxis, Carridwen and Nuala, Elide, Velaris, Rowan Whitethorn, Chaol Westfall, Yrene Towers, Nehemia Ytger, Rifthold, Adarlan, Chrocan, Kaltain Rompier, Sorscha, Dorian Havilliard, Lyria, Asterion horse, Valg, Eyllwe, wyrdmarks, rowaelin, feysand
  • How did you find out about the books?
  • When did you start reading them?
  • Favorite character from TOG?
  • Favorite character from ACOTAR?
  • Have you read The Assassin’s Blade? Do you plan on reading the ACOTAR Novellas?
  • Favorite ship/s?
  • Read a page from your favorite book from TOG (or ACOTAR)
  • Which scene destroyed you the most?
  • If you read fanfiction, name your favorite or some of your favorites
  • Fave headcanons?
  • Favorite quote/s?
  • If you could choose any piece of media to readapt the Maasverse in, what would you choose? (e.g: movie(s), tv show(s), animation, a musical, videogames, etc)
  • TOG or ACOTAR? Why?
  • Which would be your ACOTAR Court? Why?
  • And last but not least, say 3 unpopular opinions. Do it, go off

I tag:

@dorianthekinkymf @cassianandfenrysaremyboyos @feysandfeels @rowan-buzzard-whitethorn @azrielsiphons  @fiery-feyre @dr-woodsprite @deziremyacotar @feyre-starkov @2-bookmaster-2 @illyriangoddess @micmac21 @wrydtoyourmother @thebookdiviner @tntwme @captainkatieb @carrnnam @runesandfaes @seeliequeenofprythian @illyrian-high-lord @my-ships-will-never-be-sank @itsawriter @ericatheweirdo

And anyone else who wants to do this! Make sure you tag me and add the hashtag “SJM Accent Challenge” so I get to watch each and every one of you because it’s so much fun and it makes my tumblr session so much better! Have fun guys!!


Her breaths are deep and slow, letting Harry know that she is, in fact, still asleep.

When he’d gotten up this morning for an early morning recording session she’d halfheartedly (and half-unconsciously) promised him she’d be up by the time he got back. Granted, when he’d left the sun wasn’t even up, and now it’s still quite early. He hadn’t really expected her to keep her promise.

He drops his bag and steps quietly into the room. His bag makes a bit of a clunking noise but she doesn’t stir. Harry toes off his boots and smiles at the little lump of covers that is his girlfriend. He likes the nights when she stays with him because he likes having her in his bed. Likes seeing her sprawled out on his mattress, clinging to his pillows in his absence and tangled in his expensive sheets like the little cover-hog she is. He likes having her to come home to, and he definitely likes being there to wake her up in the morning.

He makes his way over to her side of the bed, although she’s lying more in the center of the bed than on her side. He smiles down at her. Her lips are parted and dry, and Harry thinks he even sees a bit of drool. (Though he’ll never tell her because she’ll die or embarrassment) Her eyebrows are furrowed slightly and the softest, tiniest snores escape from her mouth. She’s a vision, he thinks. And while he doesn’t want to wake her and disturb her slumber, he does feel the strong urge to kiss her. So he does.

He leans forward to press his lips against her forehead and allows himself to linger there for just a bit. She smells so deliciously like her, and he cannot wait for his sheets to smell like this for the next couple of nights. He pulls his lips away softly, and she stirs. A hand comes up from under the covers to rub at her nose and she shifts positions a little, but she doesn’t open her eyes. Instead, the crease between her eyebrows only deepens in a pout. She’s awake now alright.

Harry lets out a soft, breathy chuckle and reaches down to smooth her hair. “G'morning, love.”

She only lets out a grunt in response, turning to somewhat hide her face in the pillow. Harry nearly rolls his eyes at this but the smile tugging at his cheeks softens him. He knows she hates mornings more than anything in the world. “Heyyyy,” he says quietly. “Not gonna talk t'me?”

“Either get in here and cuddle me or go away,” she says, half into the pillow. And this time Harry does laugh.

But he is not one to refuse a cuddle, especially not from her. So he stands, removing his coat and beginning to undress himself. “Grumpy little thing you are.”

She doesn’t respond, she only wiggles a bit to make more room for him. As if his bed couldn’t fit the two of them plus three other people if they wanted to. (Which they don’t. She is the only other person Harry wants in his bed.)

When he’s down to his t-shirt and boxers he pads over to his side and raises the covers. It’s cold in here, he thinks. Colder than he usually makes it. But he knows she likes it cold and it gives him the perfect chance to cuddle her so really, he can’t complain.

He slides between the sheets and she turns to cuddle into his side and press a sleepy kiss into his neck without opening her eyes. He pulls the covers up around her neck and gives her a soft squeeze.

And god, is he tired. He hadn’t realized it until now, feeling her warmth and how good his bed felt. Perhaps a few more hours would do him some good.

“Did you have a nice time at the studio?” Her voice is so sleepy and soft, and half muffled by her lips against his neck, so he barely hears her.

He scratches his fingers affectionately against her back and allows himself to close his eyes. “Mm. Was nice. Got a lot done.”

She tangles her feet with his and lets out a sleepy sigh. “That’s nice.“ Her voice is far away, and he knows she’s falling asleep just as quickly as she (sort of) woke up. So he smiles.

"Reckon we can sleep a bit more, hm? You’re nice and warm. And cuddly. I like it.” She doesn’t respond, and he peeks open an eye to find her fast asleep, once again, on his chest. He smiles to himself. “I love you so much.” He kisses the top of her head, before sighing and relaxing once more.

A few more hours of sleep with her asleep on his chest…. that’s exactly what he needs.

Medley of Patriotic Songs (1902)
Climax Quartette

Not feeling especially patriotic recently for obvious reasons, but I’m looking forward to having the day off tomorrow to rest and reflect. Hoping the best for y’all and for our troubled nation and world 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. “Medley of Patriotic Songs”, sung by the Climax Quartette for Columbia, 1902. Please forgive the wow, it’s a pressing defect.

Hundreds of phone calls made from jail between the cannibal killer Austin Harrouff and his family have been released. 

Austin Harrouff (20) is accused of stabbing Michelle Mishcon (53) and John Stevens III (59) to death and eating the flesh off Stevens’s face on August 15, 2016 in their home in Jupiter, Florida. 

In the early phone calls, he cries constantly about needing a therapist, complains how bored he is and that he wants to be home. He also asks his family for magazines, books and things to draw and write with. “It just sucks, I just want to be a normal kid again.” He is heard saying. His father is heard trying to comfort his son by saying things like: “Listen, Austin, you gotta stay strong here, now.”, “Everything’s going to be alright. I mean, don’t worry about nothing. We’re going to get through this.”
In later recordings, he is speaking in a monotone voice, repeats words over and over, answers with one word and is heard making strange, unintelligible sounds. He also laughs briefly and at awkward points in conversations.
It’s unclear if Harrouff is on medication at the moment, but in early recordings he was heard saying the jail gave him anti-depressants and something to help him sleep

Austin Harrouff’s next court hearing is scheduled on July 25, 2017.