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Originally posted by shitohsehun

woozi x reader smut

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a/n: my first woozi fic, my first seventeen fic, my first kpop fic. this was supposed to be something really simple and silly, but my dumb ass had to go and add a bunch of sadness and backstory to it, as always. as you can see, it got dramatically out of hand. iโ€™m so sorry, i hope someone likes it

~ in which you havenโ€™t gotten off in like six months, and lee jihoon is the pleasure specialist, himself. (heโ€™s also a little bit more than that.)


ย  ย  ย โ€œI promise you, you wonโ€™t regret this,โ€ Wendy reassured you, but they were words she always said right before she convinced you to do something that you definitely would regret. Sheโ€™d used them very often over the past year, during which sheโ€™d somehow persuaded you into going on roughly thirty blind dates that sheโ€™d set up in her desperate attempts to get you โ€œback out there.โ€ You knew her heart was in the right place, but every single date had been a disaster.ย 

ย  ย  ย The problem was that if she knew a guy who wasnโ€™t already taken, there was a reason for it. The first set-up been with a guy named Jinho who still lived with his ex-girlfriend (in a one bedroom apartment) and adamantly refused to wear deodorant; one guy, Jinwoo, told you he had recently quit his job and moved back in with his parents because he hadnโ€™t had enough time to play League; youโ€™d tried so hard to will yourself to forget the second to last guy, but how could you forget the name (Daehyun) of someone who sat down across from you and proceeded to ignore you for the whole two hours it took him to eat a salad, baked potato, and two steaks before โ€œsuddenly realizingโ€ he forgot his wallet, telling you he didnโ€™t think you were his type, and leaving you to foot the bill.

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