earl stutz

my childhood.
  • Dean McCoppin: "thanks for the scrap, Floyd. i'm sorry i can't pay you more, but it's got.. it's got this large bite out of it."
  • Floyd Turbeaux: "that's why i'm selling it, it's got a large bite out of it."
  • Dean: "yeah, right. what could have done this?"
  • Earl Stutz: "i told you what."
  • Dean: "oh yeah. strange invaders."
  • Earl: "thanks for believin' me. i really did call the government. they're sending someone to take care of the whole thing.
  • Dean: "jeez, Earl, you really are crazy. i mean, who the hell would the government send?"
  • Kurt Mansley: *HERE I AM BITCHEZZ.*