eagle of the ninth

The Eagle (2011)

I posted about The Eagle before it came out because the trailer sent off a major ‘Slash Potential’ alarm in my head, and now that it’s been released I’m following up on it. Because I saw it. And it’s basically everything I wanted it to be (which includes being a good movie).

Here’s a couple of pictures so you know what kind of mmph we’re talking about, here.

YEAH.

So here’s the premise: An injured soldier hears a rumor about the location of The Eagle, the symbol of Roman pride, power and honor, behind enemy lines. Since Marcus’ (the solider) father led the Romans who lost it under mysterious circumstances, he sets out to recapture it and clear his family’s (and his father’s in particular) soiled name with the help of his reluctant slave, Esca.

This is most definitely a journey film. It gets off to a slow start, but to be fair the movie does have quite a bit to establish before they can really get going. The film itself is quite beautifully captured, meaningful (especially if your big on defending honor for honor’s sake) and hey did you know that Channing Tatum can act? Step Up may have fooled you, but The Eagle combined with a movie he did a few years back called A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints will change your mind. And yes, Jamie Bell, who plays the slave Esca, was Billy Elliot. He has grown up, ahem…really nicely. He’s also a damn good actor.

For those worried about bloodied Roman soldiers hacking people to pieces, no worries. This is PG-13 and they kind of go out of their way at times to spare us from blood. This bothered me because I’m a staunch supporter of realism, and when it feels like filmmakers are having to dodge content it means they’re also dodging honesty, but that is (almost literally) just me. However, there are a couple of moments where my face went O.O because they actually went through with a couple of things I was sure they would shy away from. Neither of those moments involve gore, though.

The only negative things I could say about the movie is that the dialogue clings to “passable” and stays there, the pacing is a bit slow for a movie like this, and the way some plot points are rolled out feel kind of awkward. But it didn’t really detract from the movie, and that’s worth something.

OKAY ENOUGH OF THAT, what about the gay? Answer: It’s not even March and I can already promise you that Marcus/Esca will be in my Top Ten New Slash Pairings of 2011*. I mean, seriously, from the moment Marcus sees Esca, and that whole scene, I was like “Mhm, yeah, you want him, Marcus, don’t lie. You’re not even hiding it. At all.”

In the grand scheme of AU-slash-that-feels-really-really-canon in movies (I’m looking at you, Holmes/Watson), this should earn a good portion of your fangirlish squee and for good damn reason. These guys struggle through harsh territory against insurmountable odds, saving each others’ lives even though they have no idea if they should trust each other. They are on very unsure ground for most of the movie, and for very understandable, complex reasons. Yet they also have this bond from the get go that is SO present, and neither of them can really get away from it. This lays the groundwork for some beautiful, beautiful scenes. In fact, they really could have given their relationship more emphasis in the grand scheme of things…but there’s a good chance I’m just spoiled by things like Sherlock and Boston Legal.

This type of Epic Slash pairing is a VERY rare breed, and I’ll be damned if it isn’t one of my favorites. Fighting, adventure, life/death consequences, serious dilemmas, trust issues…the fanfiction potential is off. the fucking. chart. Not to mention that what’s on the screen is just. plain. mmph.

If Sherlock is a 9 in terms of On-Screen-Slash, The Eagle is a 7. <–A verrrrry respectable number since the vast majority of main stream cinema comes in at a 1 or 2.

Oh yeah, and this will make a lot of people happy: THERE’S NOT A SINGLE HETERO LOVE INTEREST IN SIGHT. No random chick shoehorned into the plot just to confirm the hero’s sexuality, no obligatory cliched love scene, none of that bullcrap. Hell, there’s only one moment in the ENTIRE movie where one of them even acknowledges that women exist, and it’s ambiguous to the point of wondering if he wasn’t just returning a smile. No, really.
That’s it. That’s the extent of straightness in the whole thing. And can I just say how fucking lovely that is? Not that every het romance is annoying or poorly done, obviously, but to have a movie where you would have to create an original character just to write a heterosexual fic for it is quite the refreshing change. Not to mention it makes Head Canon wayyyyyy easier to establish.

VERDICT: This a must see for adventure fans, for male friendship fans, for pretty much anyone, but especially slash fans. 'Cause something likes this just doesn’t come around that often for us. GO SEE IT. Then come back here and flail with me, because thanks to this movie’s release date I can pretty much guarantee that it will be criminally ignored.
It’s easily the best thing to come out during the Beginning of the Year Movie Drought in a looooooooooong time.

Film Rating: 6.75/10

AU Slash Scale: 8.5/10

And in case you think I’m too calm about this: DHJKDLFDKGLJDKFDKL I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH LIKE SERIOUSLY I HAVEN’T BEEN THIS EXCITED IN A LONG TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDJSKFDJKLGDJKGLJKL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!






*Yes, that list will actually exist.

so yeah EAGLE OF THE NINTH WAS AN APOCALYPSE FIC

when i read it , i loved it , but i didnt understand how subversive it was , or how much a MYSTERY / MIRACLE PLAY either

it is this sweet / sad / scary YA novel abt

A LAMED HERO who is A SOLDIER WHO HATES CRUELTY

from AN OLD MILITARY FAMILY

who ends up w this FOUND FAMILY OF ETHNICALLY & POLITICALLY & GENERATIONALLY DIVERSE MISFITS

who MAKES HIS BEST FRIENDS ACROSS ENEMY LINES

who has A WOLF CUB THAT HE SAVES FROM THE HUNTERS

& this weird little 3way bro-ship w his manservant & the girl next door

whose bff / manservant is NEITHER SLAVE NOR FREE in a very real sense

& very artfully tattooed

who together PRETEND TO BE EYE DOCTORS so they can sneak behind enemy lines

& STEAL AWAY A MAGICAL ARTIFACT TO PREVENT A MASSIVE WAR RESTARTING

for the sake of saving BOTH SIDES in the conflict

AND THEY ARE CAST AS THE RAVENS OF MITHRAS STEALING A PIECE OF DIVINE FIRE

and the crippled protagonist is THIS LITTLE DARK OLIVE-SKINNED WIRY GUY WHO IS EXPRESSLY CONTRASTED VISUALLY BY THE TEXT W THE BIG BLOND HULKING GERMAN RECRUITS HE COMMANDS BEFORE HIS INJURY

and his mission WHICH IS NOT OF PERSONAL VENGEANCE BUT DRIVEN FOR THE SAKE OF SAVING THE REALM ( altho he does want to find out what happened to his father & his dads comrades too ) 

is given him by an older egyptian officer from one of the noble families w greek names like the ptolemies , thus linking him w alexander the great

& who is introduced thusly :

As he neared the doorway, a strange voice sounded behind it. The guest had arrived already, then.

“You are sure?” said the voice, a harsh, clipped voice, but pleasant. “It would be a simple matter to send him up to the transit camp.”

And Uncle Aquila’s voice replied: “When I have not the space to lodge two guests at the same time, I will tell you. You are a fool, Claudius.”

There were two strangers in the long room with Uncle Aquila, both in uniform: one, resplendent under his coating of dust in the gilded bronze of a Legate; the other, standing a little behind him, evidently a staff officer. It seemed that they had only just arrived, for they had done no more than lay aside cloak and crested helmet. That much Marcus saw as he hesitated an instant on the threshold before his uncle looked round and saw him.

“Ah, you are back, Marcus,” said Uncle Aquila; and then, as he came forward to join the group, “Claudius, I present to you my nephew Marcus. Marcus, this is my very old friend Claudius Hieronimianus, Legate of the Sixth Legion.”

Marcus raised his hand in salute to his uncle’s friend, and found himself looking into a pair of long, jet-black eyes that seemed to have the sun behind them. ..

who does that sound more like ? ?

this guy ? ?

or him

IN CASE YR NOT SURE THIS IS ALL INTENTIONAL

that sutcliff intended it or that del toro saw it

THE ROMAN BRITAIN BOOKS TIE INTO THE ARTHURIAN MYTHOS
SUTCLIFF WROTE A LOT ABT KING SACRIFICE
HEIRONIMIANUS MEANS , LITERALLY “THE SACRED NAME ”
& THE EAGLE IS AN AVATAR OF ZEUS THE THUNDER GOD
LIKE THE BULL

& THE HERO IS AN ACOLYTE OF MITHRAS

( there are also symbols of roses , rings , hounds , foxes , horses , lighthouses , harvests good & bad

also being sent north to the wall as a form of exile
also aquae sulis better known as bath where the fashionable go to socialize & matchmake for their nieces YES AUSTEN WAS THERE ALL ALONG in the retelling cottia gets to go on the quest as she deserved )

the movie they made erased everything

erased the sister / friend who guards the home , the protector of the wolf , THE AVATAR OF ARTEMIS
erased the friendships & the hospitality as theophany
erased the themes of reconciliation & rejecting colonial imperialism

erased EVEN ALMOST ALL THE TATTOOS OF THE HEROS FOSTER BROTHER

in the book the short guy w the notebook is the centurion

whitewashed everyone EXCEPT THEY CAST A FRANCO-ALGERIAN AS A BRUTAL PICTISH ENEMY CHIEFTAIN they only racebent the bad guy IT RLY WAS FREAKING AVATAR

erased the central story of love & hope casting out fear & rivalry
kindness & welcome & sharing a wounded hero WHO CHOOSES TO BE A HEALER

along with all the loving dwelling on domestic details & the beauty of ordinary things made it UGLY AND SORDID & COLD where the book revels in the glow of a rose growing in a recycled jar

WHERE KINDNESS AND RESPECT AND TRUE JUSTICE & SELF SACRIFICE ARE THE ONLY THINGS CAPABLE OF RESTORING ANY BALANCE TO HUMAN LIFE

AFTER BETRAYALS & BLOODSHED

CONTRASTED W A COLD & CRUEL WARRIOR ARISTOCRACY THAT IS ULTIMATELY DOOMED but which can be resisted & escaped WITH THE HELP OF EVERYONE

they reversed all the symbols MADE IT A CELEBRATION OF THE BULL not the smashing of the patriarchy CELEBRATION OF COLONIALISM THE CONQUEROR AS CIVILIZED & JUST BY COMPARISON TO BARBARIANS the dove that marcus carves in the book THEY TURNED INTO AN EAGLE they made it A JUSTIFICATION OF EUROPEAN CONQUEST OF THE AMERICAS ! ! !

but what else to expect from THE PRODUCTION COMPANY THAT IS DOING FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY

yeah no way charlie hunnam belonged there & no way he cld have had any good influence on that project

the ONE GOOD THING is that the originals are now available as ebooks (x) which they werent before

BUT YEAH THE MOVIE WAS WORSE THAN A DUMB ACTION MOVIE& A BADLY FILMED BADLY STAGED ONE @ THAT

IT WAS QUITE LITERALLY A TRAVESTY

& im not glad i watched finally but otoh i needed 2 see it , to see what a movie of the MYSTERY PLAY looks like when done by the minotaurs

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esca tossed the slender papyrus roll onto the cot, and set his own hands over marcus’s. “i have not served the centurion because i was his slave,” he said, dropping unconsciously into the speech of his own people. “i have served marcus, and it was not slave-service…my stomach will be glad when we start on this hunting trail.”

books (re)read in 2016;; the eagle of the ninth

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This is not mine. I thought I should share of glory of this video:)

“It was not your fault, but mine” Marcus/Esca

Imagine a fandom in which one character is canonically a slave, but in the fanon the slave character is often the dominate one in the relationship.

Imagine a fandom in which the canon slave character is physically much slighter and smaller than the slave owner character but in the fanon the slave character is still often the dominate one in the relationship.

Imagine a fandom wherein in the fic, the canonically slighter, less “beautiful” slave character is a boss at everything he does.

Imagine a fandom wherein in the fic, the canonical slave owner spends a lot of time thinking about how boss the slave character is.

Imagine a fandom in which, in canon, the slave becomes the slave owner and the slave owner becomes the slave, and then in fic these shifts of power dynamics are replicated and considered and played upon.

Imagine a fandom in which one half of the ship never seems to be made into someone clinging and weak and delicate who can’t function on his own and constantly bursts into tears; imagine a big powerful man constantly thinking about how much he’d like to submit; imagine that it isn’t always that simple.

Imagine a fandom that appears to be in love with researching history.

Imagine a fandom whose fic often maneuvers the characters into equal relationships before porn commences.

Imagine a fandom wherein understanding and accepting cultural differences is a common theme for the fic.

You have just imagined The Eagle fandom.

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On this day in music history: May 14, 1976 - “Fly Like An Eagle”, the ninth album by The Steve Miller Band is released. Produced by Steve Miller, it is recorded at CBS Studios in San Francisco, CA from Late 1975 - Early 1976. Recording with varying degrees of success since their debut album “Children Of The Future”, The Steve Miller Band finally have their major breakthrough in late 1973 with “The Joker”. Miller takes a nearly two year hiatus from recording after the departures of drummer John King and keyboardist Dick Thompson. They are replaced by Gary Mallaber who as both a drummer and keyboard player becomes a key member of the new line up. Before the sessions begin in late 1975, Steve Miller writes enough material for not one but two albums. Once in the studio, Miller, Mallaber and bassist Lonnie Turner are supported by John McFee (dobro), Les Dudek, Curley Cooke (guitar), Joachim Young (organ), Kenny Johnson (drums), Charles Calamise (bass), and Chicago blues legend James Cotton (harmonica). The sessions yield more than two dozen songs. Initially, Miller intends for them to be released as a double album, but is convinced by Capitol to choose the best twelve songs for a single LP, and save the rest. The title track “Fly Like A Eagle” (#2 Pop) is actually written years prior to the release of “The Joker” album. The song’s opening guitar riff has its origins in the song “My Dark Hour” from the “Brave New World” album, that also features Paul McCartney (credited as “Paul Ramon”) on bass, guitar and drums. Miller re-tools the song from how it was originally performed, giving it a more funky, syncopated feel, drawing inspiration from War’s “Slippin’ Into Darkness”. Once released, it quickly becomes the best selling studio album of Miller’s career. It spins off three singles including “Take The Money And Run” (#11 Pop) and “Rock'N Me” (#1 Pop). Though not issued as singles, the tracks “Serenade”, “Dance, Dance, Dance” and “Wild Mountain Honey” become rock radio staples and firm fan favorites. “Fly Like An Eagle” is remixed into quadraphonic stereo and is released on 8-Track tape. Also a favorite album of audiophiles, the original stereo mix is released as a half-speed mastered LP by Mobile Fidelity Sound Lab in 1979. Originally released on CD in 1987, it is remastered and reissued in 1999 on CD and limited edition vinyl. In 2001, DTS Entertainment issues a DVD-A disc featuring the original quadraphonic stereo mix. For its 30th anniversary in 2006, Capitol issues a newly remastered edition of “Eagle” with three additional live bonus tracks, and a bonus DVD with the contents of disc one in 5.1 surround sound. And in October of 2016, the album is released on vinyl again as part of an extensive reissue program, to celebrate the 75th anniversary of Capitol Records. “Fly Like An Eagle” peaks at number three on the Billboard Top 200, and is certified 4x Platinum in the US by the RIAA.

anonymous asked:

do you have good recommendations for standalone books?

yes yes i do!! sorry it took so long i’ve just been back and forth all day today with no time to just sit down lmao

* = i’m reasonably sure there are some more triggers than ones i’ve mentioned but i can’t remember them

young adult

new adult

adult

(sorry, i don’t do book recs in moderation….)

anonymous asked:

what do u think about characters casually dehumanizing themselves? i.e. "i am the centurion's hound, to lie at the centurion's feet" (from "eagle of the ninth") type statements.

fuck yes

like, especially if it’s a “loyal knight” type scenario where the other character doesn’t even notice them, but they’re so so dedicated and see themselves as just like a machine / weapon / dog for their superior to use as they see fit, to protect them. or where it’s a brainwashing thing, like they’ve been “broken” and trained enough that they genuinely believe they are something less than human, and can’t understand it when other people try to treat them as human or encourage them to be human. like, honestly, just. such a good goddamn trope tbh.