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What people who haven’t played think Kingdom Hearts is: 

  • “The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes.”
  • “The heart may be weak. And sometimes it may even give in. But I’ve learned… that deep down there’s a light that never goes out!”

What it really is:

  • “DANCE WATER DANCE”
  • “GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK. GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK. GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK. GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK.”

okay but can we just take a moment to think about this

you know the fucking lift stop things in kh1 in hollow bastion? okay those are literally the bane of my existence i always fall off them its the worst

but if i fall off of them then that means everyone else in the castle had to deal with them too 

like when ansem first installed them he must’ve been like “these are much better than stairs guys you’ll get used to them so quickly" 

but no one does tbh like think about this

ienzo gets stuck on one of the lifts and aeleus has to go get him 

braig tries to race people on the lifts and dilan kicks his ass for even trying because NO FOOLING AROUND IN THE CASTLE

Even has to take the lifts to get from lab to lab and he’s reading over his science papers and then a gust of wind blows and blows them away and he watches them fall into the water and he just sighs because this happens a lot

xehanort writes a full paper to ansem about why the lifts are a bad idea but loses them on the lifTS 

god

these games are gr9

YOU DON’T EVEN REALIZE HOW MUCH MY KHTP HURTS BECAUSE OF THAT GODDAMNED KH3D RIKU AT THE BEACH CUTSCENE

THE OPTIONS:

LOSING SOMETHING THAT’S IMPORTANT (maybe not that much rikushi)

THE HEARTS CONNECTED BY LIGHT (I CAN EXPLAIN)

TO RECOVER SOMETHING IMPORTANT

THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY ABOUT XION CAN YOU NOT SEE

HE CAN’T REMEMBER EVERYTHING ABOUT HER BUT KNOWS THAT HE’S LOST SOMETHING

ALSO THE WAY HE FUCKING ACCEPTED TO LEAN ON THE TREE EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS IN A MOTHERTRUCKING ORGANIZATION COAT

THEN THERE’S THAT ANSEM THE WISE THING WITH THE THING THAT YOU CAN EVEN RECOVER A LIFELESS PUPPET BY THE STRENGTH OF SORA’S HEART CAN YOU NOT SEE THE FORESHADOWING

and to explain the hearts connected by light, I mean that xion’s probably only way to be recovered is sora’s light, seeing as that boy can do miracles

i swear he’s the jesus of kh just like marco is the jesus of snk