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What have we learned in 2013?
  • Xiumin: I'm the master of high notes, arm wrestling, and being cute
  • Luhan: NO NO NO I'M A GODDAMN FUCKING MAN
  • Kris: Hi I'm EXO's Picasso and art is my strength *mumbles sexily behind drink*
  • Suho: Money too old money treats members to food moNeY needs vitamins MONeY mONEY Have you ever had bread soaked in tears? MONEY
  • Lay: what arE YOU DOING GET AWAY FROM MY NECK HAKJDSAFH Let's all be quiet during the movie~!! *falls asleep*
  • Baekhyun: *first member to fart in front of the others* HAVE ME CHEN
  • Chen: Senpai just noticed me and called me the most handsome but I still think Sehun is the most handsome hey Kai can we switch bodies for a day??
  • Chanyeol: I'm Kai's fan hyung loves you Kai love hyung KAI-AH ANNYEONG
  • Kyungsoo: Animated tennis made me cry but istg I am the spawn of satan oBEY ME OR I'LL BEAT UR ASS
  • Tao: hYUNG SHOWER WITH ME *has others take bathroom selcas for him* KRIS GEGE BUY THIS FOR ME
  • Kai: pUPPY PUPPY PupPY THEY ARE MY CHILDREN PUPPYYYYY
  • Sehun: Yehet