Calypso: I’m sorry, don’t you find them a little strange?
Piper: Did you see E.T.?
Calypso: The movie? Yeah. Why?
Piper: Remember Elliot? He and E.T. have this weird and disturbing bond. If he got sick, E.T. got sick, if E.T. got drunk, Elliot got drunk. That’s kinda like Jason and Leo. Meanwhile, you and I are like the government guys in the white hazmat suits, you know, we’re trying to steer them in the right direction, but in the end, we just don’t understand.