e. g. the freak

alternative be more chill titles
  • jeremy's theme: bee boo boo bop boo boo bop beEP
  • more than survive: i can't keep my hands outta my pants and i love to dance with my stoner friend
  • i love play rehearsal: im not emo promise
  • the squip song: made in japan™
  • two player game: n o n o t b e c a u s e w e ' r e g a y
  • the squip enters: tHe fReAks fReakIng oUt
  • be more chill part 1: beCaUse sHe cHeaTed oN mE
  • do you wanna ride?: get in loser we're gonna make you popular
  • be more chill part 2: all obey satan
  • more than survive(reprise): cccccccmmmmmmmoooooooooonnnnn
  • a guy that i'd kinda be into: ya got filthy pranked
  • upgrade: jeremy wtf why'd you do that to my man michael not cool
  • halloween: sPoOky sCarY pArTy
  • do you wanna hang?: jeremy gets mad pussy™
  • michael in the bathroom: why are my eyes sweating so much that's not normal oh look more eye sweat
  • the smartphone hour (rich set a fire): burn baby burn disco inferno
  • the pitiful children: all my friends are dead on the inside
  • the pants song: i'd put my pants on for you if you wanted me too
  • the play: miChAel mAkes aN enTraNce anD eVerYone's oN ecstAsY
  • voices in my head: still ended up with the girl but why not michael tho

TBH when you have an irrational fear of aquatic life/ open large bodies of water and yet you love the prince shark boy.

Originally posted by kazucrash

Surprise on Stage

Request: Hey!!! Can u write an imagine where y/n is also a famous singer

a/n: gonna start doing the requests in this type of format instead of writing them under the ask!! I want people to know that I’ve gotten their request and that I’m not ignoring them! So I thought this was a good way :)

I MEANT TO GET THIS UP LIKE TWO HOURS AGO BUT SHAWNS LIVE ALBUM DROPPED EARLY AND I DROPPED EVERYTHING, BOUGHT IT AND LISTENED (STILL LISTENING TO IT) AND IT’S LIT MAN

Your name: submit What is this?

Seeing your face on the cover of a magazine on the streets didn’t bother you as much as it did when you first started out in the music industry.  A few years ago, you would always pick up a magazine with your picture on it, buy it right on the spot, and immediately read what the tabloids said about you.  But as you’ve grown as an artist, you’ve met certain people along the way that have changed you, for the better.

One of those people just so happened to be your boyfriend, Shawn Mendes.  The two of you had only just recently made your relationship public, but in the year that you’ve known him as a person, and as a great friend in the industry, he taught you that 98.7% of what the media writes about is fabricated.

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IS IT JUST ME ORRR...

Do you guys ever look at old pictures of E and G and kinda freak out a bit? like they look SO GROWN now. I see old pictures of them and I can’t even say they look sexy to me. I think they are “cute” but in a little boy way….BUT NOW I WANT THEM TO CHOKE ME WITH THIER MASSIVE MAN HANDS AND FUCK ME IN THE BACK OF THIER TRUCKS. Anyone else? 

theapocryphalone  asked:

Brutal honesty ask: Kamunami and Hinanami bc I know you love them and it is always okay to gush

whoa 👏 Whoa 👏 WHOA 👏 WHOA 👏
HOLD UP


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Anyways this is my brutally honest opinion about these ships thank you for asking :)

anonymous asked:

spones for the ship asks?

Send Me A Ship And I’ll Tell You Who…

Drinks all of the coffee

BONES for real. Doctor is grumpy in the morning (and maybe hungover) without his coffee. Spock doesn’t drink coffee (not even Vulcan Mocha) but he drinks tea and they’d squabble over whether hot tea is better than iced and why coffee is bad for you/stunts your growth (which would infuriate Bones) while tea is good for you “without a clotting amount of sucrose” (more angry Bones). Spock tries coffee ONCE and underestimates how powerful it is (Bones might have added espresso) which causes him to spend alpha shift trying to do everyone’s jobs at once. It annoys the crap out of most of the crew but Kirk thinks it’s the best thing ever. He tries to convince Bones to do the same thing with liquor.

Brings up adopting a pet

Spock. He’s such an animal lover. Brings up getting a Sehlat and Bones teases him about wanting a teddy bear until he *sees* the h u g e freaking things (as Spock goes up to one and calmly pets it) and is a little impressed that baby Spock managed one. Though he’d never say that of course. Eventually they decide that Starfleet takes up too much of their time to properly care for a pet while they’re in it. When they retire they go to Vulcan (Bones can take the heat, he’s from the south) with a sehlat named Tiberius that Bones “spoils rotten” according to Spock, and a sort of weird bioengineered dog named Hank that looks like a bloodhound but was built for the Vulcan atmosphere. (Spock voices some doubt to this fact given that Hank seems to always be sleeping. Bones tells him Hank’s resting up incase something good happens.)

Kills the bugs

Bones. He grew up in the SOUTH for godsake. Spock would merely shoo them away or trap them then release them outside. (There are no bugs in space so this is either on missions or back home) Though Spock actually likes bugs and will catch them for fun/to examine. Bones does not like this especially since Spock will cavalierly walk up to him and hold out his hands only to reveal a huge/possibly alien/hairy bug thing and start lecturing Bones on what it is while Bones tries to remember what a normal heartrate feels like.


Cooks the meals

Bones. Good ol’ Georgian cooking (though he’s a bit of a bachelor in the sense that he only cooks when he HAS to and would rather have someone else cook it. He doesn’t mind synthesized food but he swears he can taste the difference despite Spock informing him there’s no molecular difference.) Spock isn’t very enthusiastic about Bone’s cooking because he’s Vulcan and they think saltines are too flavorful but Bones CAN NOT tolerate Vulcan food so if someone’s cooking it’s him.

Starts getting into holidays way before they should

They’re both grumpy when it comes to holidays but down to the wire Bones probably celebrates more than Spock. He at least had traditions around Christmas and Halloween and the like. Spock wasn’t raised to celebrate earth holidays but might participate. (If Bones forces him) Spock observes Vulcan holidays (though there aren’t very many) with the exact amount of enthusiasm as he was taught to display. He’s not very interested in trying to get Bones to learn the disciplines of Surak, though after they get into a fight (debate?) over Bones’ disrespect of Vulcans/their culture, the doctor tries to learn a little just to be supportive. (He still cannot perform the ta'al though. Spock thinks it’s funny but he would never say.)

Initiates the couple selfies

Kirk. HEAR ME OUT! Spock thinks photographs should be used solely for documenting important things/research/etc and Bones is a Grumpy Old Guy™ who definitely complains about the younger generation (Kirk) taking so many goddamn selfies. So they would have approximately 3 photos of the two of them and they’d likely all be official group photos from Starfleet events. But Kirk ships them HARD (his two best friends dating is hilariously cute to him) and would, as a result, sneak photos of them whenever possible. Them eating in the mess hall, playing chess, talking on the bridge, and ONCE a photo of them exchanging a brief Vulcan kiss before a particularly dangerous mission. (I still think that Spock sticking his tongue down Uhura’s throat was OOC as hell. Inappropriate and emotional not to mention breaking regulations and revealing their secret relationship. He wouldn’t even break regulations when it meant he was gonna DIE. But I digress.) Spock eventually catches on and his ears will flush green if he sees Kirk photographing them (which only makes the photos cuter according to the captain) but Bones doesn’t catch on until Kirk forgets to turn off the flash one time and tries to take a picture of Bones feeding Spock a piece of alien cuisine on a mission. The flash goes off and everyone goes dead silent and Bones just sloooowly turns to Kirk and there’s a pause before Kirk stands up and HAULS ASS OUT OF THERE screaming “BEAM ME UP!!!” into his communicator as Spock attempts to restrain a near-rabid-Bones.

Kirk escapes alive, though his next few doctors appointments include a lot of hypos.

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries

On the one hand, Spock is Vulcan and probably doesn’t care. On the other, his memory is near perfect. Bones doesn’t seem the type to care about anniversaries much unless it’s a BIG one (marriage) but he’ll definitely get Spock birthday presents (either gag gifts he presents with an overly cheerful air or serious ones he hucks at Spock grumblingly and leaves before the Vulcan can react). Spock will either ask Bones what he wants to have happen for his birthday or seek Kirk’s assistance (which might not end well) in throwing a party/giving him presents.

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping

Bones but barely. He’s a doctor and Spock is a Vulcan so neither would be overly into junkfood (Kirk coughcough) but Bones does enjoy his southern delights (peach pie, apple fritters, liquor, etc) while Spock’s idea of indulgence is adding redspice to his plomeek soup.

Nicknames the other

BONES are you KIDDING ME?! He’s constantly giving his hobgoblin green blooded pointy eared robot alien boyfriend nicknames. He finds out which ones Spock is too sensitive about and doesn’t use them but Spock grows to understand the doctor means them affectionately. (Well. Not affectionate when they first met, but… over time) Spock retaliates ONCE and it nearly scars Bones for life. He had just made some crack about how dating Spock was the same as standing next to a wall and calling it “darling” and Spock (in front of the entire bridge and without turning away from his screen) said “That statement is illogical given that walls cannot hear nor speak. I am able to do both along with several other amorous activities you do not seem to mind, *darling*.”

Kirk passed out from laughing so hard and Bones didn’t revisit the bridge for a solid week.

anonymous asked:

Hey Bug, How would you feel if the PowerPuff Girls made a guest appearance in Lauren Faust's upcoming DC Super Hero Girls? And were voiced by Catherine Cavadini, Tara Strong and E.G. Daily respectfully?

I would expect nothing but perfection. And would totally freak out.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any advice on talking to parents when in crisis? I'm worried about relapsing with self-harm and needing emergency medical attention. If that's the case, I'd need to communicate that to my parents in a way that gets me the help ASAP without completely freaking them out. The second crisis I could be at risk of is suicide - if ideation gets too much, and I fear for my safety, how do I ask my parents to e.g take me to hospital or call my psych without freaking them out? 1/2

2/2 crisis ask : When communicating suicidality and needing emergency help, what should I say to my parents? Can you give me an example? When someone presents at A & E with suicidality, what do they need to communicate to staff? What’s the “process” like with the MH Crisis Team? If you haven’t physically attempted anything, do they still help you? if any followers have experience, I’d appreciate some insight. Thanks therapy101 💗

hi anon,

Regarding your parents, I think having a plan in place in advance is a great idea. I’d include your parents in the creation of that plan. For example, could you have an emergency phrase you could say or text or write, to tell them quickly that you need help and what kind of help you need. It could be very simple- for example, “I need help, please call my psych.” They should have your providers’ numbers saved in their phones.

About receiving emergency services- it’ll vary a lot depending on the specific ER or crisis center. You’ll probably get triaged, ideally by a mental health nurse or social worker. Based on that, the providers will decide how quickly you need to be seen- this could range from seeing you immediately (mostly only if you are in physical danger due to suicide attempt/self harm/substance abuse) to referring you to outpatient care. If they do see you, they’ll have 2 main goals: 1) stabilize you so you can be released, 2) find you an outpatient or other provider. Crisis services do not provide true therapy or other interventions- their job is to make sure you are okay (in an bare minimum sense- not at imminent risk of death) until you can see someone else. So if you are having a mental health crisis, if possible, I would choose to see your own provider or someone you can continue to see rather than a crisis center or ER, because you will not get long-term solutions from those programs. 

Other thoughts for anon, y’all?

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