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Most-used inner dialogue:

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dAMMIT TO HELL
  • Fuck off I’ll do it myself
  • *severe analyzing of Broadway musicals*
  • motherfucker,
  • listen here you racist piece of shit
  • listen here you homophobic piece of shit
  • listen here you sexist piece of shit
  • I’M HERE BITCHES AND GUESS THE FUCK WHAT I’M QUEER
  • well fucko you just crashed the whole fucking train
  • you are a fucking blemish on my shoe, p e a s a n t
  • *song lyrics of severely questionable morality*

Most-used external dialogue:

  • “sorry”
  • “it’s fine”
  • *mumble*
  • “oh it’s nothing, forget it”
  • “excuse me”
  • (person doesn’t hit me) “thanks”
  • “sorry”
  • you: who's your favourite composer
  • me: mm i love me some clawed the boo sea
  • you: i've never heard of him!
  • me: or pole hinder mitt
  • you: who
  • me: or fee licks mend else on
  • you: ???
  • me: head fart greek
  • you:
  • me: heck tore barely owes
  • me: jewel mass a neigh
  • me: or to rain oh rest pee gay
  • me: hair rick wit tucker
  • me: are am catch at oar ian
  • me: salt and cow dye
  • me: john willy hams
  • me: bell a bar took
  • me: yo hand a may
  • me: hen rye purse hell
  • me: cammy san sons
  • me: leigh oh dell leaves
  • me: and tony oh viviality
  • me: pole duke has
  • me: france juice F. hiding
  • me: art oar oh markers
  • me: lend burns time
  • me: duh meet rye shots her cove itch
  • me: and tonne brick nor
  • me: bed riches met anna
  • me: me kyle gull inker
  • me: john sir bail he us
  • me: all hicks under glass urn off
  • me: rich hard S. trounce
  • me: yo hannah's bra mmmmmmmmmmmmms
  • me: ant on in vore jack
  • me: sir gay pro coffee elf
  • me: rich hard walk nor
  • me: free the rick shopping
  • me: fee licks mend L. son
  • me: sir gay rack man in off
  • me: lay uphold moats art
  • me: more E's rave L.
  • me: car L. kneel son
  • me: purse E. grange her
  • me: sea pee E. bark
  • me: loo E. spore
  • me: france shoe Bert
  • me: loo twig fan bait hoe Venn
  • me: all ban beg
  • me: goo staff holts
  • me: john add hams
  • me: robe hurt shoe man
  • me: aah! run cope land
  • me: do my neck oh scar latte
  • me: yo hand the bass tea and bark
  • me: hill the guard fan bing in
  • me: head ward L. gore
  • me: goo staff marlboro
  • me: peter ill itch chai cough ski
  • me: wolf gang am a day us moats art
  • me: E. gore strap fins key
  • you:
  • me:
  • you:
  • me:
  • you:
  • me: hbu

so,,, i dont have my tablet yet?? so this took me a good 3 hours with a mouse?????
anyways i have no access to a pencil and i wanted some davekat so i colored some lineart by @official-spec (ps??? hO W ?/??? its so good what)
/edit: i didnt color the nails//// s HI T?????