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The First Event, The Fridge Case,

Preface

January 8, 2598

People of the Earth. I come to you today in the face of both great tragedy and great triumph for our people.  After five years of struggle, our war against the alien threat known to us as the Divoratori has finally come to an end.  

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!!!!THE TIME IS NOW!!!!!

This is The Galaxy Toad!!! He only appears ONCE every 13.5 BILLION YEARS!!

reblog to FLING HIM at @cannon-fannon‘s house!!!

SPACE TOAD!

AMPHIBIAN OF THE   U N I V E R S E

LAUNCH HIM TO HIS DESTINY!!!

*S P A C E   T O A D*

anonymous asked:

sam with Real Wings™ but every time he sneezes it's just, poof, feathers everywhere

LMFAO, my poor child.
He gets so much shit for it, too. God forbid he catches a cold, everyone knows. Their are body feathers and tiny little coverts EVERYwhere.

This is actually hilarious though bc I’m outlining a fic where Sam’s wings are real™ but also made of some insanely strong material that gives him a function that’s basically equivalent to a porcupine’s quills (i.e. He can launch his feathers at people and hurt them but they also serve as protection).
So with that in mind, imagine if THAT iteration of winged Sam lost feathers when he sneezed. It’d be fucking chaos

Capcom: Street Fighter V will feature an expanded story mode, boasting a cinematic experience the likes of which the FGC has never seen (unless you played MK9 and MKX, in which case, go fuck yourself)!

FGC:

Capcom: But not until June.

FGC:

Capcom: Also, no lobbies or spectating until March. No trials or challenge mode, either.

FGC:

Riding a Prix St George horse expectation vs reality part 2
  • <p> <b>Expectation:</b> *is able to control and balance canter, collect, extend, smooth upward and downward transitions*<p/><b>Reality:</b> <p/><b>Me:</b> ok lengthen stride in canter<p/><b>Horse:</b> ok<p/><b>Me:</b> ok not bad, next long side lets try extended canter<p/><b>Horse:</b> I forgot what your legs mean<p/><b>Me:</b> ok, e x t e n d e d caaaaanterrrrrr<p/><b>Horse:</b> *launches into an upside down hand gallop* MY SPIRIT IS FREE, I AM THE WIND AND THE SKY!<p/><b>Me:</b> fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck<p/></p>