My favourite thing about The Black Tapes is that in the unsound episode Alex is like “if you believe in the devil you should skip this part. Okay I’m gonna play The Unsound” but then after that she just… Plays the unsound whenever she wants?? With no warning?? Truly iconic
I have not meta-ed in like a minute and I swear I will never stop thirsting for Alya/Chat SO
Alya asks Chat Noir for an interview about being a superhero mostly just wanting to ask him a million questions about Ladybug. Adrien naturally assumes this is what any interview with Chat WOULD be about.
They are both very confused when they accidentally get onto the topic of Chat himself. She blames him. He blames her. It’s actually the waiter’s fault for assuming they were on a date.
(In the waiter’s defense, this interview is being conducted at a cute and trendy cafe and Alya and Adrien are both VERY ENTHUSIASTICALLY ANIMATED about the topic of Ladybug. They look pretty friendly, basically.)
Alya is like “nO” and Adrien is like “oh I’m not allowed to date”.
Alya is like “… not ALLOWED?”
Adrien is suddenly regretting opening his mouth.
Alya is like “oh my god how OLD are you under there” and Adrien is like “five thousand obviously ANYWAY BYE”. Alya is like “OH NO YOU DON’T” and grabs him by the tail and one very frantic/manic bickerfest later Chat Noir has accidentally BUT OFF THE RECORD-LY confessed that okay his home life is a liiiiittle controlling and being Chat is almost the only time he has where he gets to make certain decisions for himself and do certain things. Like. Lots of things. Many things.
Alya is like “oh my gOD” again and Chat is dyyyyying. Seriously, OFF THE RECORD. HE SAID THAT, RIGHT?? LADYBUG IS GONNA KILL HIM IF THIS GETS PUBLISHED.
“So what, you couldn’t even go on a DATE if you wanted to unless you were, what, TRANSFORMED?” Alya asks disbelievingly.
“I–well–I guess?” Adrien says, turning red at the thought. “It’s not like, you know, I go around meeting girls like this. Aside from my lady and akuma victims, I mean. Obviously.”
“Excuse you, I’m a girl!” Alya says, mildly offended. Adrien stares at her. She stares at him. Then they both simultaneously turn BRIGHT FUCKING RED and RECOIL. “I DIDN’T MEAN–”
“Oh. Yeah, no, I mean! Of course you wouldn’t!” Adrien manages to blurt, and then Alya gets offended all over again although she’s not actually sure why SHE’S offended from him sounding like THAT. Then Adrien has a prior engagement he has to leave for (aka a fencing lesson) and Alya realizes she blew half the interview on stuff she CAN’T POST and is like “aghhhhh nooooooooo” and Adrien is like “… we could try again tomorrow?”
and that is the story of how Alya Cesaire and Chat Noir have coffee at the same cafe four days in a row before Alya gets enough to make a proper, ON the record post on her blog, and also the story of how Adrien Agreste accidentally gets his first date.
… first FOUR dates, actually, as they both are currently refusing to admit as they simultaneously do desperate mental gymnastics for a reason to have a fifth one. >>
sorry, strange question and youre probably a pretty random person to ask, but i saw your tag about it. just curious - what is "DaMGtMaNSF self-portrait" :? thank you!
Anon, I’m glad you asked, and you can ask me pretty much anything and I promise I will try to answer even if (especially if?) it’s totally random. I love random facts; I am a trivia addict, and I love pretending to be knowledgeable.
DaMGtMaNSF is Dipper’s and Mabel’s Guide to Mystery and Nonstop Fun which is a cute little book that’s basically “Dipper and Mabel write their own journal.” More of a kids’ book but super cute, well-written, and worth getting ahold of.
In it, Stan provides this delightful self-portrait (seriously, Stan drew this? Check out his initials on it, “$P,” I’m dyyyyying):
YEARS AGO I READ A KELLIC FIC BASED OFF OF MONICA AND CHANDLER’S RELATIONSHIP FROM FRIENDS AND I CAN’T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD BUT I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND I CAN’T FIND IT!!!! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT??? PLEASE HELP
I’m sorry about my typing
Simon Snow is a horrific singer. And alcohol only exacerbates that fact.
“All you sinners stand up sing Hallelujah! Hallelujah!” His off key rendition of Brendan Urie rings through the hallway, sounding worse than nails on a chalkboard.
“Shh! You want to wake up the entire building?” I hiss.
He hangs off of me, one arm around my neck and another waving wildly. His face is flush from all the booze. Well, “all” as in two shots of vodka and a beer (Snow is a lightweight.) He giggles and throws his head (along with his body weight) back, making me stumble a bit.
“I, don’t, care what you think, as long as it’s about meeeee!”
I roll my eyes so hard they nearly spin out of their sockets.
“If you’re going to communicate with me in Fall Out Boy lyrics, I’m ignoring you.”
An epic clash between gods and mortals threatens to tear Mytica apart … and prove that not even the purest of love stands a chance against the strongest of magic.
MAGNUS and CLEO are forced to test the strength of their love when Gaius returns to Mytica claiming he’s no longer the King of Blood but a changed man seeking redemption.
LUCIA, pregnant with the child of a Watcher, has escaped the clutches of the unhinged fire god. Her powers are dwindling as she goes forth to fulfill a prophecy that will keep her baby safe … but could mean her demise.
JONAS treks back to Mytica with a plan to overtake Amara, but fate takes hold when he runs into the beautiful Princess Lucia and joins her on her perilous journey.
AMARA has taken the Mytican throne, but with no way to unleash the water magic trapped within her stolen crystal, she’ll never be able to seize glory and get sweet revenge.
And what kind of darkness will descend–and who will be safe–after Prince Ashur reveals the dangerous price he paid to cheat death?