Lost Girl compared to the average show
  • Fans: God, I’d give up a kidney just to see these two people, who are of the same sex, who have all this sexual tension between them, to just hook up already!!!!
  • Other Shows: No, we can’t and won’t do the thing, because the thing isn't even a thing!
  • Lost Girl: Yeah, we can do the thing. Let’s do the thing!
  • Fans: There is this girl character, and this other girl character…that I just kinda wanna… you know? Just to see what I’d be like.
  • Other Shows: LOL, yeah, we’d never do that in a million years.
  • Lost Girl: Silly fans, just tune in next week to see them having sex with each other. It’s no biggy.
  • Fans: I’m so fucking sick and tired of all this heteronormative crap on all these shows.
  • Other shows: Hetero- what? Is that even a word? Are you speaking English right now?
  • Lost Girl: Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that last comment. We were too busy writing a gay couple in therapy. Could you please repeat what you just— God Damn it! Can someone tell the naked lesbian couple on the piano to pack it in now? Seriously, the human has to get this room tidied for the next scene, and she can’t do it with them up there!
  • Fans: Could you at least put that hetero couple together? They are obviously in love.
  • Other Shows: Of course we can. But you’ll have to wait another 5 seasons for it.
  • Lost Girl: Pft been there. Done that. They hooked up like second episode in or something. Oooh! You know what’d be really nifty? If that one girl who has sexual tension with everything, would just make out with everyone! Just for funzies! Oh! Oh! And let’s have a bunch of threesomes and shit too! Oh! and gay public sex! Oo! Oo! And, AND let’s just LESBIAN ALL THE tIME! LESBIAN LIKE A BERING & WELLS FANFIC WHO'S HIGH ON A RIZZOLE & ISLES MARATHON!!!! RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE!!!! NEIGH GOES THE MAJESTIC UNICORN NEIGH!!!!!