dysfunctional otp


Interviews & Rec (13/?)  (Insp.)

Louis: You know what, just ask me a question. Just try to get to know me.
Lestat : Okay…I can’t think of anything to ask you. I’m sorry, my mind is blank.
Louis: Just ask me the first thing that comes to your head.
Lestat: How big is it?
Louis: …Really?

(Parks and Recreation; season 2, episode 4: Practice Date)

So I’ve been re-reading Saezuru (because I have a problem) and hindsight is a beautiful thing because Yashiro is so gone for Doumeki the moment he walks through the door. Also I fell a little bit more in love with Yoneda Kou because the amount of things that happen during their introduction as characters when you look back on it with hindsight are astounding.

1) Doumeki interrupting

The first time Yashiro ever sees Doumeki it’s to interrupt sex with the policeman and Doumeki asks if he’s ok. Honestly I think it’s in this moment that a switch flicks in Yashiro’s brain and he knows this man is going to be important to him because really, when in his whole life has anyone ever cared how he is? Or what happens to him. A lot of what Yashiro puts out to the world is a front. In that small moment I think Doumeki puts the first chink in his armour.

2) Doumeki being Kageyama’s doppelgänger

Ok by this point part of me thinks this is a stylistic choice to show how Yashiro grows as a person from a childish infatuation to something meaningful. However another parallel is the idea that their both ‘safe bets’ to Yashiro. Kageyama through friend zoning him and Doumeki through his impotence. In the beginning though I think the visual similarity triggers some lustful decision making on Yashiro’s part which brings me on to my next point.

3) Yashiro and the blowjob

Yashiro blows Doumeki like 5 minutes into meeting him but admits that it’s not something he usually does. Except here’s a man who has the same eyes as the only person Yashiro has ever really loved who cared enough to ask if he was ok - it’s quite a culture shock to Yashiro so obviously for someone who hides behind promiscuity a blow job is the perfect solution. Even in the moment of being horny he’s glad he chose Doumeki - it’s that underlying idea he’s someone important. Also he tells him not to tell anyone. It’s their first secret and I’ve noticed in their first few interactions there’s this childish focus on sharing secrets which on a base level is typical playful Yashiro but at the same time it’s Yashiro making an infinitesimal step towards trusting someone.

4) Impotency

Impotency makes Doumeki safe because in Yashiro’s head if his dick doesn’t work then nothing can happen. It’s this ideology that causes him to let his guard down and let Doumeki in. It’s also through his impotency that we get to see Doumeki not buying any of Yashiro’s shit. Like he tries so hard to get a rise out of Doumeki but all Doumeki does is go along because he’s already so devoted or tell Yashiro how beautiful he is. I have to stop now otherwise I’ll end up writing an essay about how perfect Doumeki is.

Ok I’ll admit I just have a lot of feelings about Yashiro and Doumeki… that’s literally it. That’s the point of this post - they are perfect together and it’s been decided since the moment they laid eyes on each other.

listen. simon felt something when raphael held onto his hand a second too long to snatch the box and when he let him take his hand after. and once more immediately after raphael held it to open the box because simon jerked it back as quickly as possible with this look on his face that said what was that? within a few minutes, raphael walks in the room and simon can’t take his eyes off him both to see if he’s okay and because he’s damn pretty. these are facts.

Originally posted by samann98

ok, so

I’ve seen quite a few of us posting requests for Cegan prompts like “hey, I want to write something but I have 0 inspiration, help?”. So I thought we can make a compilation of prompts for any of you talented people to pick from? :)
I’ll start.

  • (No apocalypse AU) Carl is aware that Rick’s deputy paycheck is not going to be enough to cover his college expenses, so he starts looking for a part time job for the summer. He somehow ends up working as the delivery guy/coffee guy/sometimes secretary for the CEO of this very (very) suspicious company, The Sanctuary Inc., a man called Negan. Carl has the vague impression that he’s working for the mafia, but hell, Negan pays good money.

❀◕ ‿ ◕❀  What do you think? Comment or reblog with any other ideas?


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COME BACK AND HAUNT ME - A canon Chainshipping mix

for when the prince stole his victory
but couldn’t save his pawn
for the real story

[ Listen ]

‘Whatever possessed him to do such a daft thing?’
'He thinks the uniform will impress the girls.’ Sybil gave him a gentle smile. An evening at home suddenly began to seem very inviting.
'Well, it won’t take a genius to find the woodshed,’ said Vimes. 'And then we can bolt the doors and–’

Jingo, Terry Pratchett

There are few things that make me as happy as Vimes and Sybil flirting.

November 18, 1969: This morning in the early hours, E gave me a savage mauling, coldly accusing me of virtually every sin under the sun. Drunkenness (true), mendacity (true), being boring (true), infidelity (untrue), killing myself fairly quickly (true), pride envy avarice (all true), being ugly (true), having once been handsome (untrue), and any other vice imaginable except homosexuality and being ungenerousness.

Richard Burton’s Diary

May 25, 1969: Elizabeth is an eternal one-night stand. She is my private and personal bought mistress. And lascivious with it. It is impossible to tell you what is consisted in the act of love. Well, I’ll tell you: E is a receiver, a perpetual returner of the ball!

May 26, 1969: Yesterday’s entry, as any man of discernment can tell at a glance, was written while under the strong influence of several vodkas. If I don’t watch myself, I’ll be lucky to see my late forties.

Richard Burton’s diary