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Unmasked Feelings - Dylan O’Brien

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Dylan O’Brien/Reader

Word Count: 10,684

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Oral (both receiving), Alcohol Use, Bathroom Sex, dirty dancing 

Notes: So, this was ACTUALLY a request I got from @gloire-celeste like… forever ago and I feel bad that I didn’t do it till now. But it worked out for Halloween surprisingly! I hope you like it babe. I loved this idea and I so apologize for it taking foreverrrrr. I hope I did you proud!

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  • dylan klebold: *blinks*
  • me: oh my god, what a perfect ray of sunshine. isn't he beautiful. oh sweet jesus im gonna cry he's so amazing. my baby. i will love and protect him for the rest of my life. bless this boy and his beauty.
Eric is so tiny that if he took one tiny hit he’d be so fucked up

“i get all the pusssyyyy dudddeee”

“eric you’re a virgin”

“nooo dudddeee" “pussssssyyy”

"eric you don’t even know what pussy looks like”

“funkyyy vaginnaa”

“eric do you even know what a g-spot is”

“duddde  it'ss   likeeeee annnnn instttrummmmentttt riggghttt mannnn”

“eric do you need me to drive you home”

“nahhhh ddduuuddeee  i gooot mmmyyy scoootterrr yoooo”

“eric you don’t own a scooter”

**pretends to ride scooter** “duuuddeee thiissss isss sooooo raddd”

“eric do you know what kmfdm is”

“iiit'sss a biiggg pusssy  ladddddddieeeeeee”

"eric solve one plus 6”

“easssy  sixtyyy ninnneeee hahsh”

“eric what is my name”

“velma" 

"eric get in the car we’re driving you home" 

 "whattt isss carrr?”

“eric do you remember sparky”

“that soundsss like a sexxyxyxyyx porrrn laddIiiIeeeeee" 

"eric sparky is your dog”

“did youuuu sayyy cockkk"  "hhhas my cockkkk isss nameeee sparkkyy”

“hey eric who is dylan" 

"myyyy fuckkkbudddy duddddeee”  

“but eric, i am dylan”

"shuuttt the  fuCK up VeLMaaa" 

"eric my name is dylan not velma”
 
“veLLy youUUU goTTaaaaa chILLL dUuDDDEEE" 

"eric who is the president" 

"fuNkkkyy”

  “do you like cock" 

**leans in a whispers** "onnllyyy foororrr dyllddodo”

“eric who is dyldo”

**grabs by the shoulder** “LEMMMOoNnNnN”

“eric you are hurting me”

“ohooho yoesxcvbo youo liekigk thatstd sltut" 

"eric i am erect”

**locks eye with** “velly you do not have a pe nis”

**passes out**

Entry #8 - Child - Smut - By @dyldo-trash

Originally posted by dobriensrapp

Author: @dyldo-trash 
Warnings: Spanking, Orgasm Denial, things and stuff.
Summary: Mitch won’t let you go on a mission. You decide to take matters into your own hands, so Mitch decides to take you in his own hands ;) 
Words: 1,234
Prompt: “You have thirty seconds to explain to me what you’re doing here.”


“You have thirty seconds to explain to me what you’re doing here.” A very familiar voice growled from behind me. I turned around to smirk at the one and only Mitch Rapp, loving the fact that he was glaring at me like he could kill me in the middle of this mall. But he couldn’t, as I was sitting right next to the target, having a nice conversation with him, in fact.

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Competition Masterlist

Here’s a masterlist for the competition I ran on my blog for the month of July! 

* = Smut


The First Beta* by @thelittlestkitsune - Theo Raeken


The Big Day by @all-alone-he-turns-to-stone - Scott McCall


It Takes One To Know One* by @dylanholyhellobrien - Mitch Rapp


Child* by @dyldo-trash - Mitch Rapp


Memories by @ninja-stiles - Stiles Stilinski


Unconventional Entrance by @mainlywwe-shitposts - Theo Raeken


You’re My Idiot by @twentyonepenxuins - Thomas


Let Me Distract You* by @mf-despair-queen - Stiles Stilinski


Going To Bed Early Had its Benefits* by @alizaobrien - Thomas


Netflix And Chill* by @lovelydob - Stiles Stilinski


About Last Night* by @maddie110201 - Dave Hodgman

spacezeea  asked:

HA P P Y 4/20 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 😩😩😜😜WEED ☘️🍀🍀🍀🍁🌴🌳🌲 HITLER 👨🏼 AND MY BOYS ERIN HAIRLESS 👦👦👦👦 AND DYLDO KEYBOARD ⌨️⌨️⌨️ GET YOUS GUNS LOCKED 🔫🔫🔫 AND YOUR PARTY 🎉 POPPIN LIKE YOUR PROBLEMATIC PUSSY 🐱ANTI-TCC BLOGGERS 👋👋👋 DONT HAVE NOTHIN ON US

OH M.    y GODDDDDDDD

Competition Winner!!

Thank you again to everyone who participated in the competition! I loved every one of your fics so much, they all made me smile!


Now, for the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

In 3rd place, with 14 votes, is @dyldo-trash !!

In 2nd place, with 19 votes, is @mf-despair-queen !!

And the WINNER of my 6k follower competition, with 23 votes is…. @dylanholyhellobrien !!

Congrats bby!! Look out for a message from me so I can get your information and send you your Stiles pop!  ❤️❤️

Thanks again to everyone for writing for this and to those who helped with voting for your favorites!   ❤️❤️  ❤️❤️