alternate teen wolf taglines
  • Season 1:Lycanthropy for Dummies
  • Season 2:Why am I attracted to a murderous lizard?
  • Season 3a:Reasons Derek Hale is constantly brooding
  • Season 3b:Someone give Stiles a hug.
  • Season 4:but where's Isaac Lahey tho?
Teen Wolf 5x07 Notes

-HAYdEN PUNCHeD LiAM POoR BABy
-aww his dad’s are helping Hayden
-Cory and Mason? Erm Brett come and protect your boyfriend
-But Cory’s hot tho
-Aww you cannot say Scira isn’t cute but my heart
-that marrish glance tho… dude u staring too long she totally knows
-tHEO U R SHADY AF
-bro the doctors are using u
-DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUt, U-S-I-N-G YOU
-why is there so much Thiles in this episode omg
-I wish u were good Theo but
-omg Melinski all the way
-partners in crime
-I love u Melissa
-yes Parrish it’s good u brought ur gun
-but Parrish won’t be on stiles phone bc he’s with them
-“nope” “so you’re here because you’re never going to trust me” “yep”
-wait theo bro ur sister
-U WANt ME TO CRy
-ur guilt tripping me
-theo no no no
-I’m not supposed to feel bad for u or like u
-EW THEO U LET HER DIE
-yes, theo, you’re watching over Stiles the same way, you want to kill him like ur sister
-Jeff Davis why can u not just make Theo nice
-fuck this show
-more Melinski yasss
-aw I ship Hayden they are cute
-Liam is adorable around her
-they a re so cute
-Scott u r a creeper
-u feeling guilty about using Hayden as bait Scott
-shit doctors
-oh Lydia okay
-shit theo will kill stiles
-“that’s a pretty judgemental myth”“well I didn’t make it up”
-“what’s the punishment for killing a chimera” “spending five hours in a car with theo raeken”
-Layden again aw aw
-Liam looks so miserable baby
-oops you’re gonna make Liam mad Scydia
-Ewwww Parrish that’s not Lydia stop
-STop I WANT A REAL MARRISH SCENE NOT HALLUCINATION CRAP
-wait is he kissing Lydia’s dead body
-stop ew
-I don’t hate marrish at all but I am sick of the hallucinations poor Parrish he has no idea what’s going on
-tf is with Malia and the doctors
-MALIA No NO
-aww Scott ur so angry and sad and u need help
-aw Liam is asking his dad for help again
-didn’t allisons dad ask the same thing of Scott I’m crying
-WaIt KIRA STOP KILLINg UR BOYFRIeND
-wait this isn’t real is it?
-thiles has been sitting in a car and fighting this entire time
-wait r u changing stiles view theo
-he didn’t feel good no no no
-bad!stiles
-holy crap stop Parrish
-ok ok no I ship brason why cory
-oh thanks for snapping Scott out of it Mason
-it was all hallucinations ok so none of my pack is hurt
-wait LAYDEN
-theo saved stiles?? At least he didn’t die
-but can we talk about how Parrish nearly killed both of them
-god dammit there is not enough time to settle everything I need answers to
-MY POoR BABIeS
-my otp better not die
-I ship Layden now and I can’t
-THE DOcTOR Is A WRINKLY HUMAN??
-u touch Hayden I will kill u
-Liam is so helpless awww
-wtf is this body in Melissa’s kitchen
-no lahey :(((

Scott: The birds at school and the deer last night… just like the night I got trampled by the deer when I got bit by the Alpha. [Scott suddenly realizes what is happening] How many are there?
Derek: [sighs] A pack of them. An Alpha pack.
Stiles: [confused] All of them? How does that even work?
Derek: I hear there’s some kind of leader. He’s called Deucalion. We know they have Boyd and Erica. Peter, Isaac and I have been looking for them the last four months.
—  Teen Wolf: Scott McCall, Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski - 03x01 Tattoo
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