dws5: the beast below

Moffat loves poetry.

“A horse and a man, above, below,
One has a plan, but both must go.
Mile after mile, above, Beneath,
One has a smile, and one has teeth.
Though the man above might say “hello,”
Expect no love from the Beast Below”

“Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun,
When a good man goes to war.
Friendship dies and true love lies,
Night will fall and the dark will rise,
When a good man goes to war”

“Tick, tock, goes the clock, and what things shall we see?
Tick, tock, until the day, that thou shall marry me.
Tick, tock, goes the clock, and all the years they fly.
Tick, tock, and all too soon, you and I must die.
Tick, tock, goes the clock, we laughed at fate and mourned her.
Tick, tock, goes the clock, even for the Doc…
Tick, tock, goes the clock, he cradled and he rocked her.
Tick, tock, goes the clock, even for the Doctor”

“The trap is set. The Doctor’s friends
Will travel where the Doctor ends
His friends are lost forever more
Unless he goes to Trenzalore
This man must fall as all men must
The fate of all is always dust
The man who lies will lie no more
When he lies at Trenzalore
The girl who died, he tried to save
She’ll die again inside his grave”

“And now its time for one last bow
Like all your other selves
Eleven’s hour is over now
The clock is striking Twelve’s”

The Beast Below

Rating: 6/10

Vore-Dict: Bad and naughty citizens are sent below decks to be vored by the Star Whale. The Star Whale, however, recognises vore as an activity for adults only, and refuses to vore the children. Unfortunately, the Doctor shows a great dislike of being vored, and goes so far as to make the star whale vomit him out. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.