Ziming, I accept your challenge! A limerick with Shadow Runner in it, it is!
The Tragedy of Shadow Runner
There once was a steed of pure black
With old Cao Cao up on its back
But dumb as rock
He let it get shot
Now he rides a steed of pure crap.
[OoC; I love how me and Fab caught onto the same thing. xD; POEM FAUX PAS]