Lord Xu Huang, sir, your weapon is quite... long... :3 ... ;3
Ah, greetings, private!
It is quite long, isn’t it? Admittedly, it took time to train myself how to use it properly. A weapon so large requires skill and strength, not to mention great stamina. It needs a level of finesse that you would not expect, for if I were to put to much power behind it, I could overexert myself after only a few swings. I could even injure myself! But many years of tireless practice have made me an expert at wielding it. Just ask any of the men who have come up against me!
Because somehow me undoing Lu Meng’s belt buckle became messy.
Also, I’d advise that no one uses the river for a while and that we increase the obviousness of the restroom signs! And mark them on every map! My helmet and long-term sense of smell may depend on it next Friday.
Quick question; Argh! Which one of you let Walnut drink!? Who has muddled my horse!? She’s leaning on me and rubbing my face.