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shockbomb  asked:

Master Xiahou Ba, may I ask how you got your hands on a rocket-powered siege spear that propels you into fucking orbit? cuz its badass!

until today we’re still not sure how it ended up there in the armory, but i’m not one to look at a gift horse in the mouth!

no it can’t propel me to the orbit; i wish it can though, then the fighting can never reach me

Challenge Accepted!

Ziming, I accept your challenge! A limerick with Shadow Runner in it, it is!

The Tragedy of Shadow Runner

There once was a steed of pure black

With old Cao Cao up on its back

But dumb as rock

He let it get shot

Now he rides a steed of pure crap.

[OoC; I love how me and Fab caught onto the same thing. xD; POEM FAUX PAS]

askaprivate-blog  asked:

Lord Xu Huang, sir, your weapon is quite... long... :3 ... ;3

Ah, greetings, private!

It is quite long, isn’t it? Admittedly, it took time to train myself how to use it properly. A weapon so large requires skill and strength, not to mention great stamina. It needs a level of finesse that you would not expect, for if I were to put to much power behind it, I could overexert myself after only a few swings. I could even injure myself! But many years of tireless practice have made me an expert at wielding it. Just ask any of the men who have come up against me!