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anonymous asked:

River Song and Clara!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff (she’s a lot more Slytherin in a lot of ways, but the defining quality of a Gryffindor is really just “hold my beer” before diving into reckless shit, and she definitely fits that like christ she asked Sontarans if they were on a hen night just for laughs so, I reckon she’s a hatstall tbh)

best quality: I think it’s got to be her heart, god she loves so fiercely and is honestly the most ‘ride or die’ for the few people she really, really loves

worst quality: I mean, she’s capable of being pretty cruel, but I think her ‘ride or die’ quality is kind of as much her worst quality as her best one, as we see when she’s young and literally ready to put the Doctor before the universe (though to be fair, she grows out of that, SitL!River would never pull that stunt), but idk, it’s probably her recklessness like GIRL THAT IS A PAST VERSION OF YOUR HUSBAND I GET THAT YOU HAVE A PSYCHIC WIMPLE BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT ITS SAFER TO JUST NOT GET INVOLVED who am I kidding I love that about her lmao all her bad qualities are what I love most about her probably 

ship them with: The Doctor (my top DW OTP tied with Best Enemies), Helen Sinclair, Liv Chenka

brotp them with: Helen and Liv, Jenny and Vastra (I love that it’s canon that they have tea gossip sessions??), her parents

needs to stay away from: keep Kovarian away from my girl okay she has traumatised her ENOUGH also come on River stop antagonising the Sontarans

misc. thoughts: have I mentioned I love River Song more than basically anyone else in the Whoniverse except for her dumbass husband because I really really do

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: It’s like, a three way tie between her compassion, loyalty, and cunning tbh

worst quality: I mean, it’s got to be her reckless/lack of self-preservation, which got her in the end (when coupled with her compassion, mind, she did it to help a friend and stop a kid from becoming an orphan), but also she’s so fucking stubborn that it might actually be that 

ship them with: The Doctor (mostly queerplatonic, but it depends on my mood), Missy (not in a healthy way but you know, it’s fun), herself

brotp them with: The Doctor (see above), Ashildr, River Song, Jenny and Vastra

needs to stay away from: birds idk I guess the Doctor so the memory block doesn’t short out??

misc. thoughts: most interesting character development for a companion in the new series, in my opinion, it was super fascinating to watch, and also such a fantastic ending to her story like wow

send me a character!

Oh my gosh, so I just realised something else about the scene where Bill gets shot that makes me die inside even more. 

So Bill has her hands raised in surrender when the dude starts pointing his gun at everyone. She keeps her hands in the air as the guy singles her out. But when the Doctor gets the guy’s attention and starts talking, Bill starts slowly lowering her hands. She’s so used to the Doctor talking his way out of everything, she’s so used to the Doctor saving her, that she thought she was safe when the Doctor started talking.