- me on a date:what do you think of Dutch?
- date:it just sounds so ugl-
- me, shoving breadsticks into my orange purse:dit was heel gezellig maar ik moet nu gaan
Can you write a fanfiction for me in which Albus Dumbledore goes on a tractor for the first time of his life and explores the Dutch farms and takes part in the popular and well-known Dutch dating program 'Boer zoekt Vrouw'? Because I'm sure you can do it although I don't know you personally at all. Thanks.