dutch hits

Paying in Germans

Germany: “So… how do you call my language again?”
Netherlands: “Duits.”
Germany: “Mhm. And how did you call your coin again?”
Netherlands: “A Duit.”
Germany: “Right. And how do you make your words plural?”
Netherlands: “By adding -s or -en.”
Germany: “…”
Netherlands: “…”
Germany: “…are you implying you’re paying people in Germans?

anonymous asked:

WOW WAIT A SECOND, YOU ARE DUTCH? OR DO YOU SPEAK DUTCH? OR HMMMFFPLGGMMRRKKK YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS AND FROM THE SAME COUNTRY AS ME? OR YOU SPEAK MY LANGUAGE? I'll go sit in a dark corner rethinking my life....

YES I AM DUTCH! LIKE ACTUAL DUTCH! YOU GOTTA HIT ME UP?

hehe i found an interesting study course in belgië and i’m very excited!!! going to a meeting tomorrow to get some guidance :-) 

ALSO if anyone knows anywhere in belgium (preferably in gent or in brussels) where i could apply for english-spoken courses/courses to learn dutch/internships please HIT me up!!