Progress on “Icing on the Cake”, that fucking sommeliershipping foodsex you guys drove me to write.
It’s not porn yet, sorry. We all know how I am about actually getting around to the porn. Just be happy I got out as much tonight as I did.
But I will fucking get this done because I’m not going to have lost 7 followers over nothing ffs
The clatter of the spoon hitting the floor went unnoticed, the slight splatter it left equally ignored. Maybe one of them made a mental note to clean it up later, but if either of them had, it was Cilan.
Burgundy was too busy fighting every bit of instinct that told her to reach back and slap him, or to start chewing him out for intruding while she was trying to cook. It was her natural reaction to him paying attention to her, even weeks into the relationship that she herself had initiated. Why it was her reaction was another story altogether, one she hadn’t even begun to ponder; just something about him being nice to her, let alone him touching her, sent her into a rage of insecurity.
She was gritting her teeth even now, as his hands slid across her stomach, the sensations obvious even through the extra layer of the apron as he inched his way up her body. His body was pressed to her back, something about him seeming warmer still than the oven preheating in front of her. His lips were pressed to her temple, close enough to her ear that she could feel and hear each slow breath against her skin and could trace the way it followed the gentle rise of his chest against her shoulders.
(2:22:30 AM) Duran: He’s leaning on a chair, Lyra. (2:22:34 AM) Duran: It’s not. It’s not canon. (2:22:37 AM) Duran: He’s leaning on a chair. (2:22:39 AM) Lyraeon: IT IS DAMN’T (2:22:40 AM) Lyraeon: SHUT UP (2:22:42 AM) Lyraeon: LET ME BE (2:22:45 AM) Lyraeon: CRY CRY CRY (2:22:52 AM) Duran: That’s like. (2:23:06 AM) Duran: “Laura was drunk and sat in your lap for an hour asking you to see Avengers with her, you’re canon” (2:23:26 AM) Duran: Damn it. (2:23:33 AM) Duran: You need, like. (2:23:34 AM) Duran: Tea. (2:23:35 AM) Duran: Calming tea.
At some point I reaized the best way to deal with Duran was just to intentionally take everything he says 100% seriously without even flinching because it pisses him off
unfortunately, I’ve now desensitized him to that so I’m having to take it further and further steps
[1:18:02 AM] lyraeon: why do I even try to be funny at you [1:18:16 AM] Stone Cold Jane Austen: I’m turning your shit around on you. [1:18:52 AM] lyraeon: we’re becoming a fucking oroborus with this shit man [1:18:59 AM] Stone Cold Jane Austen: We are. [1:19:05 AM] Stone Cold Jane Austen: It’s dangerous. [1:19:11 AM] Stone Cold Jane Austen: Too many layers of irony now. [1:19:27 AM] lyraeon: give me back my fucking hamburger [1:20:38 AM] Stone Cold Jane Austen: I was thinking more like [1:20:38 AM] Stone Cold Jane Austen: http://nidoranduran.tumblr.com/post/132054479868/aberrantkenosis