1. C'mon bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the Universe. And everyone wants to get with the Universe. - Finn the Human in “Jake Suit”

2. Don’t let the dragon drag on. - Jake the Dog in “Davey”

3. The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it! - Princess Bubblegum in “Slumber Party Panic”

4. You’re getting all hung up, all hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what’s real, man. - Jake the Dog in “Puhoy”

5. It’s only okay if the person making the fun is someone I’m cool with and they do it in a respectful and knowing way! - Flame Princess in “Frost & Fire”

6. It’s not easy, but you have to be persistent. - Jake the Dog in “Too Young”

7. Okay, bro. This’ll pretty much wreck up your whole life, so think about it. - Jake the Dog in “Jake Suit”

8. Lemon need not squeeze lemon to survive! - Lemongrab 2 in “Too Old”

9. Just think happy thoughts and follow the beat of your heart. - Institute of So Und Guy in “James Baxter the Horse”

10. Hold tight your buns, if buns do you hold dear. - Lemongrab in “Mystery Dungeon”

11. Your characters can always be real in the garden of your mind - Neptr in “Mystery Dungeon”

12. Just hug and it’s agreed. Your love will not delete. - BMO in “Video Makers”

13. Home isn’t a place; let me give you a clue. Home is anywhere that people care about you. - Jake the Dog in “Evicted!”

14. Everything ahead of us is totally unknown and there’s no guarantee that things are going to be all right. It’s exciting, but it’s also pretty scary. - Jake Jr. in “Another Five More Short Graybles”

15. Sometimes a man just has to retrieve his own disc. - Finn the Human in “Up a Tree”

16. Man, you’re letting your brain dial turn your fear volume up. - Finn the Human in “Conquest of Cuteness”

17. You don’t need a mirror to know you look good. You’re beautiful on the inside. Like… your brain and stuff! - Finn the Human in “Gotcha”

18. Y’all are just hatin’ on my steeze! I’m not listening to haters. - Ice King in “Bad Little Boy”

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*** This post is dedicated to the Hamilton College Class of 2017. Good luck. ***

Advice from Adventure Time (Bulletin Board)

“Dude, sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something”
- Jake the Dog

“I know who I am and I’ll know what I want if and when it ever comes along.”
- Fionna the Human

“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.”
- Royal Tart Toter

“Sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it’s like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time.”
- Ice King

“When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.”

“No one flicks me in the butt without my consent.”
- Finn the Human

“People make mistakes. It’s part of growing up and you never really stop growing.”
- Duke of Nuts

“Sometimes you want someone and you want to kiss them and be with them, but you can’t because responsibility demands sacrifice.”
- Princess Bubblegum

“I pay attention to things I see you being all about.”
- Prince Gumball

“Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.”
- Jake the Dog

“Everything small is just a small version of something big!”
- Finn the Human

“Even if we like each other, we’re still going to hurt each other.”
- Flame Princess

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