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Never, never | C.H

Never, never | C.H
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Summary: You should do one where you and calum are at like the the reason 5sos home and you are like being close to michael but as a friend and he accuses you of cheating and after you fight you yell WHY WOULD I CHEAT ON THE FATHER OF MY BABY but calum didn’t even know you were pregnant
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A/N
OKAY IVE HAD TO RE POST THIS LIKE SIX TIMES IDK WHATS GOING ON

“I dunno… she’s just seems, different.” Calum explained confusedly, “One day she’s happy and excited to see me then the next day she’s cussing me out about dumb shit.”
Recently, Y/N and Calum had been bickering about random little things. If it wasn’t about Calum spending latte night out, then it was about Y/N out of control temper.
“You know I read this article in Cosmo, and it was saying how sometimes guys distance themselves and start problems because they don’t wanna be in a relationship anymore… You think that sounds like Y/N? I mean, I know she’s not a guy but it could go both ways..” Luke detailed as the two guys sat on the couch, game controller in hand as they ate away at a bowl of chips.
“I think she could be cheating on you Calum.” Luke spoke.
“What?!” Calum yelled, “Luke what the fuck are you taking about? Why would she cheat on me?” “I dunno man!! Maybe she just doesn’t like you anymore, bedsides Calum I told you when you first met the bitch that I thought she was a bit of a ‘sleeper’. I’ve never really liked her.” Calum looked at Luke with anger still lingering in his eyes, did he really want to believe that his girlfriend, the love of his love life was actually cheating on him?
“How can we prove it?” Calum asked randomly.
“Prove wha- Oh. That.” He started. “Well, I think I have an idea but I don’t know if it’s gonna work, or if you’ll like it.” Calum snored impatiently as he ran a hand through his hair.
“What could be worse then thinking your girlfriend is cheating on you?” Calum asked.
“Alright well I’ve noticed that Michael and Y/N have a really good relationship, right?” Luke asked. “Yeah but they’ve been friends since before I even knew Y/N.” “And you don’t find the fact that their hanging out RIGHT NOW suspicious at all?” Luke commented. There were so many thoughts running through Calum’s head right now, and suddenly he it was all coming together to him.
Y/N often spent times at the movies with Michael, or going shopping at the mall, going to ice cream parlors, and Calum wasn’t even with them half the time; Calum could now say he was pissed as an electrifying and dangerous energy awoke inside him.
“Where’s Michael?!” Calum spoke angrily as he flipped the bowl of chips onto the floor.
“WHERE’S MICHAEL?!!” He yelled again, and a small smile crept onto Luke’s face.
“He’s downstairs, with Y/N.”
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The small kitchen light Flickered on an off quickly as Michael began setting up the amp to his guitar.
“Tell me again why we’re doing this at almost midnight?” You asked him as he took a seat next to you on the couch.
“Because I want you to hear this.” He spoke, referring to some solo or something that he has just come up with. You sat on the edge of the couch comfortably as you munched on a bag cheese puffs. “I really wanna hear your solo and all.” You mumbled as you chewed wildly, “But I’ve really gotta pee so can you hurry up and tune that.” Michael only laughed as he continued to mess around with the nobs on the top of the instrument.
“Patience young grasshopper.” He spoke as he pat your head.
Silence filled the room and a few minutes later, Michael loud voice drowned it out.
“So… Have you told him yet?” He asked. “What?” You asked, playing it off as if you didn’t know what he was talking about.
“You know, your boyfriend? Calum? Did you tell him you were pregnant?” He reminded, not that you needed it. You were pissing like a race horse and you couldn’t stand up for more then fifteen minutes without your feet getting swollen.
“Oh, that…. No I-I haven’t gotten around to it.” You admitted sheepishly. “Y/N..” He warned. “You seriously need to tell him soon. Preferably before you give birth on the living room floor.” He joked, and you slapped his arm. “I am not gonna give birth on the floor!! You guys are slobs and I don’t want my baby’s first interaction with the world to be with a fungi that’s grown somewhere on your floor.” “Yeah., that’s probably a good idea.” He laughed.
“Okay it’s tuned.” He interpreted and smiled in succession.
“Finally.” You smiled, and Michael
threw you a side eye. “Sorry.” You smiled.
Michael looked at you nervously before he began playing something that sounded a bit off on his guitar.
“Fuck. Wait I got this.” He spoke to himself and he started playing the same rancid note over and over again.
“Calm down Mikey.” You laughed as you grabbed his hands. “It’s just me dude, you don’t have to be so tense.” You reassured him.
“Yeah, I know. But I always get nervous when I play with you- wait let me stop because that sounds dirty.” He butted in, and you couldn’t help but fall into a fit of laughter.
“Hey I didn’t mean to say that!!” He tried to defend himself, but nothing seemed to break you out of your laughing trance.
“Okay Y/N you can stop laughing now.” Michael smiled as you fell onto the floor, clinging onto your abdomen.
“You think that’s funny Y/N? Well I’ll show you funny.” Michael moved his guitar over to the side and got on the floor over top of you, immediately attaching you stomach with his soft tickles.
“NO MICHAEL STOP!!” You laughed as you kicked your feet rapidly. Your arms where spread crazily in the air and you couldn’t help the laugher that irrupted from your throat.
“MICHAEL IM GONNA-”
“WHERE’S MICHAEL?!!” A familiar voice boomed from upstairs. Michael immediately froze as heard the yell.
“What the hell?” He asked as he got of you.
Before you could even get a thought our, Calum came running down the stairs with Luke trailing behind him.
He looked over at you on the ground and Michael hovering above you, a frightening look in his eyes.
“You know I wanted to think that you weren’t actually doing this.” Calum started. “Doing what-” “I never thought you’d be the type to cheat on me with my best mate.” Okay, now you were really confused. Why did he think you were cheating on him. “Calum what are you-” “But I guess it just proves.” He started, “You can’t turn a whore into a housewife.” He spat, and you got up off the the ground, an ache burned through your chest as he said that.
“What the fuck is your problem?!” You asked, “Why would you think I’m cheating on you?” “Oh come on Y/N it’s obvious!! Look at yourself right now! You’ve obviously had plans of fucking my band mate.”
Your looked down at your body and noticed how you looked. Your shirt was a bit open down the middle and you could feel your hair sticking up in random places, your pajama shorts where starting to ride up your ass but that you couldn’t control.
“Oh okay Calum I know how this looks, but think about it!! Why would I cheat on you?” You asked, “Michael was tickling me and-”
“Y/N I DONT WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SAY!! SLUTS LIKE YOU DONT GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK.” Calum yelled, his voice took you back a bit but you were scared. Michael went to intervene but your mouth shut him up.
“IM NOT A SLUT CALUM!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM?!” You yelled. “OBVIOUSLY A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE YOU FUCKING WHORE!! GOD I WISH I NEVER MET YOUR CHEATING ASS!!”
“WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CHEAT ON YOU CALUM?? IM FUCKING CARRYING YOUR BABY FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!” You yelled without thinking.
And that’s when everybody stopped talking.

🌸Never, never | C.H🌸

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(A/N I was going to post like three really great imagines that had been requested yesterday but I was fucking dead like dead dead like y'all don’t know how bad my head felt I fucking hate having chronic migraines it fucking sucks)
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Summary: You should do one where you and calum are at like the the reason 5sos home and you are like being close to michael but as a friend and he accuses you of cheating and after you fight you yell WHY WOULD I CHEAT ON THE FATHER OF MY BABY but calum didn’t even know you were pregnant
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A/N 
OKAY IVE HAD TO RE POST THIS LIKE SIX TIMES IDK WHATS GOING ON
“I dunno… she’s just seems, different.” Calum explained confusedly, “One day she’s happy and excited to see me then the next day she’s cussing me out about dumb shit.” 
Recently, Y/N and Calum had been bickering about random little things. If it wasn’t about Calum spending latte night out, then it was about Y/N out of control temper.
“You know I read this article in Cosmo, and it was saying how sometimes guys distance themselves and start problems because they don’t wanna be in a relationship anymore… You think that sounds like Y/N? I mean, I know she’s not a guy but it could go both ways..” Luke detailed as the two guys sat on the couch, game controller in hand as they ate away at a bowl of chips.
“I think she could be cheating on you Calum.” Luke spoke. 
“What?!” Calum yelled, “Luke what the fuck are you taking about? Why would she cheat on me?” “I dunno man!! Maybe she just doesn’t like you anymore, bedsides Calum I told you when you first met the bitch that I thought she was a bit of a ‘sleeper’. I’ve never really liked her.” Calum looked at Luke with anger still lingering in his eyes, did he really want to believe that his girlfriend, the love of his love life was actually cheating on him? 
“How can we prove it?” Calum asked randomly.
“Prove wha- Oh. That.” He started. “Well, I think I have an idea but I don’t know if it’s gonna work, or if you’ll like it.” Calum snored impatiently as he ran a hand through his hair. 
“What could be worse then thinking your girlfriend is cheating on you?” Calum asked.
“Alright well I’ve noticed that Michael and Y/N have a really good relationship, right?” Luke asked. “Yeah but they’ve been friends since before I even knew Y/N.” “And you don’t find the fact that their hanging out RIGHT NOW suspicious at all?” Luke commented. There were so many thoughts running through Calum’s head right now, and suddenly he it was all coming together to him. 
Y/N often spent times at the movies with Michael, or going shopping at the mall, going to ice cream parlors, and Calum wasn’t even with them half the time; Calum could now say he was pissed as an electrifying and dangerous energy awoke inside him. 
“Where’s Michael?!” Calum spoke angrily as he flipped the bowl of chips onto the floor. 
“WHERE’S MICHAEL?!!” He yelled again, and a small smile crept onto Luke’s face.
“He’s downstairs, with Y/N.” 
***
The small kitchen light Flickered on an off quickly as Michael began setting up the amp to his guitar. 
“Tell me again why we’re doing this at almost midnight?” You asked him as he took a seat next to you on the couch. 
“Because I want you to hear this.” He spoke, referring to some solo or something that he has just come up with. You sat on the edge of the couch comfortably as you munched on a bag cheese puffs. “I really wanna hear your solo and all.” You mumbled as you chewed wildly, “But I’ve really gotta pee so can you hurry up and tune that.” Michael only laughed as he continued to mess around with the nobs on the top of the instrument. 
“Patience young grasshopper.” He spoke as he pat your head. 
Silence filled the room and a few minutes later, Michael loud voice drowned it out.
“So… Have you told him yet?” He asked. “What?” You asked, playing it off as if you didn’t know what he was talking about. 
“You know, your boyfriend? Calum? Did you tell him you were pregnant?” He reminded, not that you needed it. You were pissing like a race horse and you couldn’t stand up for more then fifteen minutes without your feet getting swollen.
“Oh, that…. No I-I haven’t gotten around to it.” You admitted sheepishly. “Y/N..” He warned. “You seriously need to tell him soon. Preferably before you give birth on the living room floor.” He joked, and you slapped his arm. “I am not gonna give birth on the floor!! You guys are slobs and I don’t want my baby’s first interaction with the world to be with a fungi that’s grown somewhere on your floor.” “Yeah., that’s probably a good idea.” He laughed. 
“Okay it’s tuned.” He interpreted and smiled in succession. 
“Finally.” You smiled, and Michael 
threw you a side eye. “Sorry.” You smiled.
Michael looked at you nervously before he began playing something that sounded a bit off on his guitar. 
“Fuck. Wait I got this.” He spoke to himself and he started playing the same rancid note over and over again. 
“Calm down Mikey.” You laughed as you grabbed his hands. “It’s just me dude, you don’t have to be so tense.” You reassured him. 
“Yeah, I know. But I always get nervous when I play with you- wait let me stop because that sounds dirty.” He butted in, and you couldn’t help but fall into a fit of laughter. 
“Hey I didn’t mean to say that!!” He tried to defend himself, but nothing seemed to break you out of your laughing trance.
“Okay Y/N you can stop laughing now.” Michael smiled as you fell onto the floor, clinging onto your abdomen.
“You think that’s funny Y/N? Well I’ll show you funny.” Michael moved his guitar over to the side and got on the floor over top of you, immediately attaching you stomach with his soft tickles. 
“NO MICHAEL STOP!!” You laughed as you kicked your feet rapidly. Your arms where spread crazily in the air and you couldn’t help the laugher that irrupted from your throat.
“MICHAEL IM GONNA-” 
“WHERE’S MICHAEL?!!” A familiar voice boomed from upstairs. Michael immediately froze as heard the yell. 
“What the hell?” He asked as he got of you. 
Before you could even get a thought our, Calum came running down the stairs with Luke trailing behind him. 
He looked over at you on the ground and Michael hovering above you, a frightening look in his eyes. 
“You know I wanted to think that you weren’t actually doing this.” Calum started. “Doing what-” “I never thought you’d be the type to cheat on me with my best mate.” Okay, now you were really confused. Why did he think you were cheating on him. “Calum what are you-” “But I guess it just proves.” He started, “You can’t turn a whore into a housewife.” He spat, and you got up off the the ground, an ache burned through your chest as he said that.
“What the fuck is your problem?!” You asked, “Why would you think I’m cheating on you?” “Oh come on Y/N it’s obvious!! Look at yourself right now! You’ve obviously had plans of fucking my band mate.” 
Your looked down at your body and noticed how you looked. Your shirt was a bit open down the middle and you could feel your hair sticking up in random places, your pajama shorts where starting to ride up your ass but that you couldn’t control.
“Oh okay Calum I know how this looks, but think about it!! Why would I cheat on you?” You asked, “Michael was tickling me and-” 
“Y/N I DONT WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SAY!! SLUTS LIKE YOU DONT GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK.” Calum yelled, his voice took you back a bit but you were scared. Michael went to intervene but your mouth shut him up. 
“IM NOT A SLUT CALUM!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM?!” You yelled. “OBVIOUSLY A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE YOU FUCKING WHORE!! GOD I WISH I NEVER MET YOUR CHEATING ASS!!” 
“WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CHEAT ON YOU CALUM?? IM FUCKING CARRYING YOUR BABY FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!!” You yelled without thinking. 
And that’s when everybody stopped talking.