dunno why i made this post


@witchnyx made a post about roleswap au months ago and i hadn’t gotten out of my head since;;

lissa is a pegasus knight and chrom is a pseudo-mercanary and both mess around constantly as prince frederick wonders why he even has guards when they accidentally hurt each other more than their foes

Being an hero isn’t half as glamorous as they make it sound, really


“Father Mulcahy hauling Frank bodily out of the OR in The Kids” -requested by @brinnanza)

Heard this guy, whatever his name is (i saw Robbie go around? why? o-O ), is becoming another ego now, so naturaly I had to add him to the bunch with the others :D (he’s now in the original post as well) I also made him a little more…zombie like (?), with alll the cuts and stuff, cuz why not, he’s a zombie after all ;)

Have a Zombie Jackie~


@creepyproxies @crlsi

Since these two requests are basically the same I’m including them in the same post~


✮ you ran a gaming channel
✮ you two had bonded over LOLOL but he didn’t know about your videos
✮ so when you go over to his place one day for a gaming session he gets kinda confused when you start to set up your equipment
✮ ‘mc what’s all this for?’
✮ ‘…. my youtube channel? you mentioned a video of mine once in the chat so i thought you knew?’
✮ is just completely shook
✮ you had posted a guide for how to beat one of the game’s bosses and get the best loot for it
✮ and he had posted a link in one of the chats hailing whoever made the video ‘a goddess’
✮ this was before he had ever seen you, and when you did finally meet it had been too long in between so he didn’t recognise you
✮ he is shooketh
✮ yes yoosung~
✮ he insists on you joining his guild (his guildmates are hype af when they recognise your username)
✮ you begin to make videos with him
✮ he’s such a dork in them because he’s kind of camera shy
✮ in the first video he said next to nothing and he kept fumbling with his controller because he was so nervous that he would mess up and make a fool of himself
✮ but after a few videos he gets more comfortable~


✎ you had a lifestyle/vlog channel
✎ one of your videos was a vlog/review of some of the best and worst cafes
✎ and she watched it,, trying to see what to do and what not to do
✎ seeing as it was apparently ‘a well respected channel that was very honest’
✎ it takes her a while to realise it’s you
✎ at first she was like ‘oh this woman looks like mc haha how strange’
✎ and then she checks the channel name
✎ ‘oh… MC?!’
✎ ‘what’s wrong jaehee?’
✎ ‘why didn’t you tell me you had a youtube channel! it’s popular as well!’
✎ you’re kinda flustered
✎ ‘i dunno, it didn’t seem that important? it’s just my job…’
✎ is shook
✎ ‘this is your job?!’
✎ does so much research tbh
✎ is going through literally all your video and channel statistics
✎ ‘mc, your views and subscriber count went up exponentially when you made you _____ video, you should do something similar’
✎ you post a video about being a partner for the cafe
✎ a fair amount of subscribers come along for the grand opening and jaehee is just really thankful


✿ you were a beauty channel (of course~)
✿ he was a fan before you even joined the rfa
✿ but like, a secret fan (nobody could know!!!)
✿ his favourites were your hair care videos (how to keep your hair healthy, how to make your hair shine, etc.)
✿ when you joined the chat he was like ‘haha mc, like the youtuber’ but didn’t say anything
✿ later though, when he met you
✿ he fangirled
✿ he was like ‘omg aren’t you are a youtuber?’
✿ so you just-
✿ ‘omg aren’t you an actor?’
✿ he just gets super excited
✿ just skips the whole awkward phase
✿ ‘mc you should do those boyfriend tag videos!’
✿ all of them happen
✿ boyfriend does my makeup (and vice versa) ((and he does it really well as well)
✿ just does all the dumb challenge videos happen
✿ your fans love him
✿ his fans love you
✿ it’s basically a joint channel now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


₩ you have a pets channel
₩ you take videos of your pets and/or make compilations (like the pet collective)
₩ when he has spare time he watches cat videos with elizabeth the third
₩ and yours becomes one of his favourite channels
₩ only thing is that he doesn’t know it’s you
₩ until he insists that you stay at his place and you mention that you have a pet
₩ he says that it’s okay if you bring them as long as they’re trained, well-behaved, and friendly to cats
₩ when you get there with whatever pet you have he’s kind of like ‘oh that looks like the animal from those videos’
₩ when you say your pet’s name he does a double take
₩ ‘excuse me?’
₩ you tell him you have a channel and he’s just– so happy?
₩ excited that his partner loves animals
₩ insists on hiring you like a sales manager and whatever
₩ also insists that you add elizabeth into your new videos


✞ you had a pranking channel (your stuff is real and none of that intense shit like convincing someone their best friend just got shot)
✞ (prank channels are so problematic these days)
✞ you would do dumb shit like wearing a red polo to target and pretending you worked there
✞ mostly just convincing randoms of things that weren’t true
✞ saeyoung, admittedly, got a few ideas from your videos and used them on yoosung
✞ did that prank with the fake hand like ‘oh here take this [item that is in my hand]’ victim takes it and hand ‘comes off’ - chaos ensues
✞ as soon as he found out it was your channel
✞ it just gets 110 times more meme-y
✞ he joins in on your pranks (whenever he’s not busy)
✞ yoosung is the victim of all most of them
✞ your pranks also become more advanced
✞ pranking vanderwood and the last few minutes of the video is either you both running away or you laughing as saeyoung is pummelled
✞ trying to prank jumin by convincing him of things (like the melt and chew thing) but it doesn’t really work because he just doesn’t understand that it’s a prank
✞ and even when you tell him that it is he’s like ‘well, it’s a very practical idea’
✞ you both prank zen by fake-cutting his hair (his rattail)
✞ and he legit cried and you both felt bad
✞ his fans were not happy (until you posted a follow-up video with the three of you all happy cheery and still friends)


⚠︎ you run a conspiracy / theory channel
⚠︎ the moonlanding was fake and the world is ending fucking fight me
⚠︎ whenever saeran is awake in the early hours of the morning he just binges (same)
⚠︎ your channel quickly becomes a favourite of his
⚠︎ he likes how you explain things so well and simply
⚠︎ he also likes your voice (it calms him~)
⚠︎ so when  you meet him in person and he hears your voice he’s like ‘!!’
⚠︎ but he’s too shy to ask so he hacks you (lmao)
⚠︎ when he figures out that it is you
⚠︎ he doesn’t outright mention it
⚠︎ but he starts talking to you about a few theories
⚠︎ and he has that little bashful smile as he listens to you because he’s like
⚠︎ ‘that’s my girl! i get to hear her in person! suck on that everybody else’
⚠︎ he’s just,, super proud of you?
⚠︎ the only time he actually acknowledges that you have this channel is when you’re editing and he tries to help you out
⚠︎ if anyone ever tries to hack your channel they better watch the fuck out lmao
⚠︎ he also probably tries to hack places to see if he can find government secrets to help you out with authenticity~


☼ you have a travelling channel
☼ saeyoung tells him about your channel after doing his background check
☼ and he notices that when in the chatroom (the short times he is) and he mentions he’s ‘going for a trip’ you always recommend some lovely places to visit
☼ when he begins talking to you more he subtly asks more about your opinions
☼ some nice places to take photographs, places with the best community atmosphere, etc.
☼ he begins listening to watching your videos
☼ and once y’all get together (waiting for that v route mm)
☼ he asks if you will revisit a few places because he thought they looked so lovely and he wanted to experience them with you
☼ and take photos
☼ he gets the eye surgery so he can completely enjoy this time with you and these different environments
☼ you still record (even if you’d already been there and done a video on said destination)
☼ because now there’s this big ball of sunshine to include and he just makes everything so much better
☼ your videos include a few more cutesy couple shots because neither him nor you can help it
☼ you use his photography for thumbnails and transition shots
☼ sometimes he takes your camera and records you (his favourite times is when you don’t notice)
☼ he sits with you while you edit so he can see your reaction to what he recorded (he gets really giddy when you blush and giggle about how cheesy he is)

these got a bit longer than I anticipated ;;

I’m currently replaying through 707′s route while waiting for V’s route to come out because I love Saeyoung (and Yoosung, whom I lost my Mystic Messenger virginity to) (( Saeyoung x MC x Yoosung is my ot3 5ever fight me))

requests are currently closed (inbox is at 106!!) but I’ll work hard so hopefully you’ll be able to send in requests soon!

anonymous asked:

god DAMN your art is gorgeous and all but I legitimately?? don't like you?? I want to unfollow but I can't bring myself to do it because idk but the problem is even if I was like 'okay I'll stop thinking about this person' (really nothing against you, I dislike a lot of things) I follow your boyfriend so I'm still gonna be thinking about you, with the occasional post. I just don't like your sense of humor, is all. Like, it makes me.. sickeningly angry for no reason.

i think this is the first time iv said this but id genuinely prefer ya just block me :^Y this is kinda rude as shit

Chapter 93 Thoughts.

Le writer is happy because this was such a good chapter.

I will be using Mangastream since it is on the point and Crunchyroll translation is not out yet. I will make corrections after I read Cruncyroll translation.

Ah, I am really living for chapters like this! Many things I learn, many things I crave. New info. Yay! To sum it up cursory, in this chapter we saw:

  • Isayama really did reversed the map, call it a brand new world and gave half of it Marley. Really, Marley is putting British, Mongols and Romans to shame while Alexander the Great is crying at background.
  • Marley is relying too much on Titan power, that is why they don’t have an advanced army and navy.
  • Mads Mikkelsen is their marshal.
  • Mid-East Union is now Fab-Kebab Union who lost the war but also got all the praises and that made Marley jealous.
  • Zeke can get even more interesting every month. He also has a Zekeret.
  • Marley is not aware that Zeke is royal blood. Bruh.
  • We found out how Zeke is able to control titans. With injecting his own spine fluid. Reasonable.
  • Cartman is actually a cartwoman and she stole my heart. Unlike roast master Galliard.
  • Reiner “I must protect the smol ones” Braun. Enough said.
  • The smol ones are also winning my heart more every chapter. Gabi, Falco, Udo and Zophia are 14 year old cutie pies.
  • Paradis is doing well, Paradis is doing great.
  • Ackermans are actually lab rats.
  • Ymir. Beautiful. Willful. Dead.
  • Le writer is wishing next month to be a Warrior chapter as well to get a Warrior volume and her chapter thoughts are under the cut.

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anonymous asked:

Do you have a specific method for making sigils?

I do, yes. I’ve talked about it before - the old post can be found on @thesigilwitch [here] - but that is over two years old now, so I suppose I can update it, lol.

First, I come up with a statement of intent - a sentence that will dictate what my sigil does. All of my sigils are based off a sentence - I do not draw symbols without an intent or desire in mind, and if I do I don’t consider them sigils.

For an example intent, let’s go with “wellness and positive energy permeates my life.” This was a recent sigil I did, so I can give you examples of my steps.

I write that statement at the top of a piece of paper. I use all uppercase letters, because I think it adds more power, but that is a personal choice.

From there, I break down the statement, make it more abstract, by removing any duplicate letters. I only want one of each letter occurring in the sentence. Some people say to remove the vowels as well, but I like to keep them - it adds more variety to the shapes I can use when making my sigils. Thus, my intent of “wellness and positive energy permeates my life” ends up looking like “welnsadpoitvrgymf.” Try pronouncing that, lol.

The next step, for me at least, is to break down those letters further into their basic shapes. A W becomes \ / \ /, e would be | - - -, and so on. (Again, I always use uppercase letters when doing this.) This gives me more building blocks to create my sigils with, and more variety for their creation. I don’t like my sigils to look like a bunch of letters thrown together - I prefer it to be more abstract, and it is more visually appealing to me that way. When I break down the letters, I tend to only draw one of each shape, instead of all the individual lines and curves. So, doing that, “welnsadpoitvrgymf” becomes | \ / - ~ ) ◯ ( .

At this point, the top of my sigil sheet looks like this:

I often glance at that when I am actually sketching my sigils, to use it as a focus and help reinforce the intent in my mind.

Now that I have that done, I start sketching. Sometimes I use the pieces of the letters, sometimes I use the whole letters, sometimes I use neither and just wing it. There have even been cases where I combine some or all of those techniques for one sigil. It mostly comes down to what I “feel” the sigil needs. In certain cases, that means attempting new creation methods, which tend to be some I have found posted by others here on Tumblr. For the most part, however, I stick to my creation method, if it can even be called that lol.

However I decide to draw the sigil, I do a few sketches of different designs until I get one I like, which means it has to aesthetically appeal to me. Sometimes this happens in one sketch, sometimes it takes two or three (the average). I once filled two sides of a sheet of paper with like 16 sigils for the same intent, which took over an hour, and I still didn’t like any of them. I learned that it was important that the sigil looks good to you, because it connects it to you on a personal level - much the same way I believe it is important to like how a tarot deck looks. That may not be true for all, but it is true to me now.

The sketch page for the sigil “wellness and positive energy permeates my life” looked like this when I was done:

Generally, I don’t keep drawing after I find a design I like. I typically star the one I plan on keeping and using. I didn’t on this page; however, I went over the design a few times to solidify the lines exactly how I wanted them. The final design is the one on the top right, this one:

However, when I drew that particular design, I had the page flipped, so it technically should look like this:

As you can see, there are erase marks from where I tried lines out, but decided I didn’t like in the end. I don’t feel that has any impact on the sigil’s effectiveness.

The one right next to it was the first one I drew, and I almost went with that one as the final design, but I was concerned it looked too much like a very infamous racist symbol, so I passed on it. I was told it didn’t; however, since I had those negative connotations already in my mind and associated with that design, I felt it would be and for me to go with it in the end.

At that point, the sigil is ready to be used. However, I tend to make digital copies of my sigils, because I do post them online for other people’s use. This sigil was actually made for an intent suggested by a friend.

I either scan the page to upload my sigil, or I take a crappy picture with my cell phone and email it to myself. Either way, I get it on my computer and open it with Paint Tool SAI. From there, I redraw the sigil, which also adds another element of aesthetic to it, because I really enjoy how clean and sharp the sigils look when done with the line tool in SAI. 

When the sigil is made digital, I tweak some of the lines a bit further to keep them looking exactly as I want, how I intended the design to look in the first place, even though it may not have come across so well on the page. I also like to play around with line thickness.

Mostly the sigils are made transparent, with a white glow around the edges for visibility purposes; sometimes I create simple color backgrounds with the color corresponding to the sigil’s intent. It depends on what I feel like doing with it. 

When I post them online, they tend to get watermarks, if I can remember to do it. For a while they didn’t, because you can’t create text layers in SAI, but I have Photoshop back now, so I’ve begun utilizing the watermarks again.

The final version of this sigil ended up like this:

Now that I look at it again, the large curve needs fixing, lol. 

And that is how I make my sigils! I dunno if I needed to go so in-depth, but here it is. I hope you made it all the way to the end, and I hope it helps you, or provides inspiration for your own method, or whatever. I don’t really know why you asked me this tbh. But you know, enjoy!

The ipliers as different group chat members

Warfstache: The dude who always posts the funniest memes. Pretty much the joker of the group and is always making people laugh. Seems like he’s always online. You ask him if he has a life. He laughs. You never get an answer.

Silver Shephard: Doesn’t say much until a debate or lewd topic comes up. Usually ends up de-railing the conversation entirely.

Dr. Iplier: Posts a lost of selfies. But also posts weird medical stuff and grosses everybody out. He’s helpful in giving medical advice…kind of. You’re pretty sure you’re not dying. I mean, as far as you know.

The Host: Posts a lost of random short paragraphs from a fic they’ll never release. You’re not sure what it’s about and you’re afraid to ask. You don’t want to get on his bad side- he’ll bring up the receipts from over a month ago when you said that one thing. He doesn’t forget.

Bim Trimmer: The guy who’s always up to join a multiplayer game with the crew, mostly because he loves the attention. You can always count on him to set up the best Cards Against Humanity game. But he gets really salty when he loses.

Googleplier: The bot of the server, used for moderation and special commands to meme and search things on the fly. You’re convinced that it’s sentient, but no one believes you.

King of the Squirrels: He showed up to the group chat on the first day and hasn’t spoken since. You’re thinking of kicking him, but he has a cute avatar. It’s a squirrel. You love squirrels!

Ed Edgar: Joined the chat thinking it was a cowboy p0rn community. He left as soon as he realized it wasn’t.

Septi-plier: Came in at 1am to spam the chat with crazy corrupted text and disturbing images. Now banned.

Darkiplier: The owner of the server. The one who brought everyone together.   You heard he sets his status to offline. You’re not entirely sure he exists, as he hardly speaks. But you know he’s there. Waiting. Watching.

Acceptable Plots of the Emoji Movie
  • Dark comedy/drama about a writer assigned to write The Emoji Movie and slowly going insane (including at least one scene where either all the character’s faces are replaced by Emojis, or the lead character is unable to say anything but Emojis).
  • Harrowing documentary about how studio hacks force movies to get made based on stupid trends.
  • 90 minutes of the director, the producer, the writers, the cast and most of the crew apologizing.
  • The entirety of both seasons of Noelle Fielding’s Luxury Comedy.
  • 70 minutes of Taylor Mead’s ass.