dunk tank

lovefool

pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

summary: The things we do for love.

requested by: @alicemitch09 - avengers/modern au for a charity thing and she’s doing a dunk tank. Let your ideas run wild for that. 

warnings: blowjobs (18+), it’s pretty much all fluff

word count: 1142

a/n: Yeah, so, my ideas ran straight to the gutter. I switched it up so Bucky could do the dunk tank and I’m really sorry if this wasn’t what you were after! Feedback is always appreciated. Thank you to @the-unspoken-rule​ for beta reading this!

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“No. Absolutely not.”

“But baby, it’s for charity.” You whine, a sweet and distinct comparison to the current onslaught of your lips on his chest. Warm and slightly wet; unrelenting as you mouth at his skin while the tips of your fingers dip into his shorts. 

He bucks up between your thighs immediately and the responding giggle that spills from your lips only makes him groan. 

“Doll, that’s not fair.” Any attempt to sound stern is short-lived. His words quickly turning breathy when blunt nails dig lower and slip him free from the confines of his black boxers.

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ancient philosophers as dril tweets
  • socrates: go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
  • plato: imgagine if people went through life trying to collect IQ Points in so as much as they try to collect Dollars. verify me. verify my account
  • diogenes of sinope: three sayings to any fool who would claim that i am the bitch of this website:
  • 1.your god damn right
  • 2. i dont give a fuck
  • 3. you Lose
  • aristotle: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now
  • epicurus: (getting really into the dunk tank carnival game) Ill show you some pain mother fucker. Ill show you some pain mother fucker
  • cicero: Hm lets see. Do I "Shut the fuck uop", or continue exposing the truths of life to the chagrin of the 99% of people on earth who are villains
  • seneca the younger: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • marcus aurelius: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom
NDRV3 AMUSEMENT PARK AU

well, @akikido and i started yelling about another ndrv3 au, so here we go again

Kaede Akamatsu

  • runs the tunnel of love bc she loves the music they use for it
  • if any of her classmates get on this ride she just gives them… the lookTM
  • likes to spend her breaks with saihara and rantarou
  • is too embarrassed to actually ride this ride with anyone
  • for kaito’s birthday she stuck glow-in-the-dark stars to the ceiling and sent him through it because that’s the kind of friend she is

Shuuichi Saihara

  • runs the teacup ride
  • also helps out when people lose stuff because he’s super good at figuring out where their stuff is!
  • is embarrassed while visiting kaede bc of the atmosphere
  • is constantly teased about that by rantarou
  • can’t catch a break
  • overall is really considerate to the park guests and enjoys helping out

Rantarou Amami

  • runs the ferris wheel
  • is very chill about everything
  • almost too chill
  • once when kaede and saihara went to ride it together he pressed his button, jumped into the car with them, and nonchalantly rode with them
  • they just stared at him until they reached the top and stopped
  • they were stuck for an entire hour

Kokichi Ouma

  • is the prized member of the haunted house staff
  • has to be “investigated” by the park’s manager because there are rumors that he’s almost cruel at times
  • enjoys dragging kaito into his domain, if he can get past maki (whose area is in between ouma and kaito’s)
  • makes bets about who’ll get the most scared

Himiko Yumeno

  • performs as a “magician” for the amusement park’s show!!
  • calls herself a sorceress the entire time
  • really loves what she does
  • is a little embarrassed from all the attention though
  • especially because her assistant always gushes about her onstage…

Tenko Chabashira

  • is himiko’s assistant!!
  • gushes about himiko onstage
  • constantly squealing and “oohing” in the background
  • is ecstatic to be cut in half by himiko

Kaito Momota

  • runs the drop tower ride
  • it’s space themed (”meteor shower”)
  • tells his guests random facts about space while everyone’s getting onto the ride

Kiibo

  • sells cotton candy
  • is pure and loved
  • right next to angie’s booth so people think he’s just wearing facepaint
  • breaks the machine multiple times

Korekiyo Shinguuji

  • manages a little fortune telling booth
  • creeps everyone out
  • is especially popular around halloween

Ryouma Hoshi

  • he’s the guy you dunk in the dunk tank
  • “it’s what a man like me deserves… give it your best shot”

Maki Harukawa

  • works the game hall
  • lowkey makes the goldfish game easier for smaller kids
  • kaito often visits her and she just calls him an idiot for getting so invested in such childish, simple games
  • would beat him at every game in the room

Kirumi Toujou

  • she is the manager of the entire park
  • sometimes pulls some undercover boss shit to “investigate” the state of the park and the satisfaction of her employees
  • it’s in this way that, somehow or another, she has had every job in the park
  • has way too much to do and not enough time to do it but always gets everything done perfectly somehow
  • everyone knows not to mess with her

Angie Yonaga

  • still does facepainting
  • and t-shirts
  • and hennas
  • and charicatures
  • “do whatever, as long as it’s legal” -kirumi

Miu Iruma

  • runs the bumber cars
  • “modifies” some of the cars
  • gives some a bad paint job, some get “armour”, one is even remotely controlled by her so the person riding in it is powerless
  • kids fight to get the “good cars”

Tsumugi Shirogane

  • makes costumes for himiko and tenko!!
  • as well as for all the other performers in the park
  • helps out with employee uniforms if they’re damaged
  • is constantly there, even when she’s not working

Gonta Gokuhara

  • runs the petting zoo
  • cries if he sees a squashed bug
  • teaches children to be kind and gentle to the animals
  • is the gentle giant of the park
  • wins employee of the year because everyone loves him and he deserves it

| MORE DR AUS HERE |

a concept: kara-as-supergirl volunteering at a charity carnival and they put her on the dunk tank except whenever somebody manages to dunk her she stays hovering just over where the stool was and is like ‘ur gonna have to try harder than that lmao’ and so nobody manages to dunk her except then lena comes up to the booth and she’s hanging out with alex and maggie and alex is like ok u distract her ill throw the ball and maggie is like baby u suck at sports let me

so as alex is pouting and as maggie throws the ball lena calls out ‘marry me, supergirl!’ which shocks supergirl so much she like propels into the water with a surprising amount of force and the water tank tsunamis so everybody around it is Soaked and kara exits the tank and is like babe what the fuck thats how you decided to propose to me

God bless Jack Pattillo, beautiful man that he is. I love him so god damn much. When he started crying at the end, I was crying right alongside him. He rallied a community to raise 1.42 million dollars this year. Chad stayed for 24 hours. They had a steam roller, a stun baton, a dunk tank, a velcro wall.

They did things that they’ve never done before. And this is just another great year. Now that they have the whole Rooster Teeth Healing Garden paid for, I can’t wait to see what they do with Dell Children’s next.

shadystarr  asked:

Hi! Is the HighSchoolAu ready for an update? If not then what about jock Derek Thanks you always kill it!😁

nope high school is def ready

Just Pretend by dragon_temeraire (1/1 | 1,845 | PG13)

Stiles tells his dad he has a boyfriend. The problem is, he doesn’t actually have one.

All I Wanted was You by dobrien (1/1 | 2,035 | G)

High School AU based on this tumblr post in which Stiles is a nerd and Derek is a jock with a little crush. (The blog the post is on has automatically playing music.)

Beacon Hills High School by Almaie (1/1 | 21,568 | NC17)

Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski come from two different worlds: Derek the Basketball God and Stiles the Smart, Stunning Geek. When they meet at New Year’s Eve they instantly click. When they meet each other again at Beacon Hills High School, they accidentally audition for their high school’s musical. The social cliques they belong to don’t approve of this new friendship and try to separate them. At the same time, drama queen Kate Argent and her sister Allison, the co-captains of the Drama department, try in every way to prevent Derek and Stiles from winning over them in the callbacks. Can Derek and Stiles lead their friends to a more open-mind thinking and acceptance of one another? Or will their friends win?

It Was An Amazing Date, Stiles. by brandileeder (1/1 | 2,002 | G)

Derek smiles at him warmly, like he doesn’t mind one bit that Stiles is sitting across from him and Stiles brain melts a little so instead of his grand date proposal he just says, “Date. Us?”

And okay, wow.

WOW.

But Derek for his part just sort of sits there, eyes wide and he stares, mouth hanging open a little so Stiles can see his two front teeth, just the slightest bit longer than the rest, “Huh?” Stiles just groans, goes to bang his head on the table only to hit the soft warmth of Derek’s palm where he placed his hand so Stiles would hit it instead, “Did you just ask me out?”

Stiles just shrugs, forehead still pressed to Derek’s palm. He doesn’t look up until another hand starts running through his hair, but then it’s only to open one eye and peer up at Derek, “Are you sure?”

And that startles Stiles enough to sit up, “What?”

“Are you sure? That you, uh, want to date me?” Derek says the last two words in a whisper, like it’s a secret between the two and Stiles just furrows his brows a little and frowns.

“Uhm, for the last eleven months, yeah.” Stiles admits.

We Got Together Thanks to the Dunk Tank by gremlins-came-and-got-me (Scared_Beings_in_the_Dark) (1/1 | 2,564 | G)

During the high school’s annual sports fair (when the sports teams, especially the lacrosse team, raises funds for the next school year), Derek decides to actually do something brave his junior year (not that he doesn’t have the support of his best friend Boyd and his older sister Laura, stop laughing) and ask out his longtime crush Stiles Stilinski.
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It could have gone better.

five times derek is protective of stiles and one time it’s the other way around by skylarisafail (1/1 | 2,353 | PG13)

Yeah, okay, so maybe Derek was a tad too protective of Stiles. So what? Sue him for worrying about his best friend, whom he totally does not have a raging crush on.

Okay, so maybe he does.

Shut up.