dunder mifflin lima branch

  • SANTANA: How do you stop a person from telling a knock-knock joke?
  • RACHEL: Gee, I don't know. Enlighten me.
  • SANTANA: When they say, "Knock, knock," you say, "Come in!"
  • RACHEL: That's stupid.
  • SANTANA: Let's try it. Knock, knock.
  • RACHEL: You may enter.
  • SANTANA: No, you ruined it. Say "come in."
  • RACHEL: Fine. I'll play along.
  • SANTANA: Knock, knock.
  • RACHEL: Come in.
  • SANTANA: I'm here to rob you! Give me all your stuff or I'll shoot you with my gun.
  • RACHEL: That's not a laughing matter, Santana! Thousands of people are victims of home burglaries every year.
  • SANTANA: It's not my fault you let a stranger into your house.
  • RACHEL: But you just…! You… ugh.