holtzbert for the otp thingy lol
lmao my loves
- Drinks all of the coffee- erin??? she lives off the stuff?? holtz is kinda meh abt it cause her pick me ups are like 2 cylinders of pringles and gummy worms which makes erin frown and take them away bc her girlfriend is going to clog her arteries
- Brings up adopting a pet- holtz. because one time while dumpster diving for new/old parts for her machines she found a stray cat and like it was nothing she brought it to the firehouse. erin screamed when she felt it rub up against her leg affectionately under the table but instantly fell in heart eyes with it. (it was a tabby and they appropriately named it abby. much to said abby’s protest. )
- Kills the bugs- both. except erin is partial to cockroaches and like jumps on tables to get away from them. holtz doesn’t mind them bc they’re so chill abt her nuclear radiation. “babe. holtz. no, we can’t also have pet cockroaches”
- Cooks the meals- both?? except last time they tried to cook together holtz used a blowtorch to cook bacon and erin swears yes it tasted good but no because abby (the cat) nearly got set on fire
- Starts getting into holidays way before they should- erin!!! she basically wears christmas sweaters in the summer!! knits them for the whole team!!! places chocolate in inconspicuous places on easter for the girls to find!!! holtzmann loves it so much, she love love loves how much erin gets into them
- Initiates the couple selfies- both of them because when they hashtag it on instagram as ‘just gals being pals’ the internet loses their shit
- Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries- holtz mainly bc she’ll be so intent on her new project but erin doesn’t really blame her bc even her own mathematical equations keep her up at night. sometimes they BOTH forget and it isn’t until patty pops her head in like ‘guys haven’t you been together for four years now?” them: “oh yeah” but they cherish the anniversaries so so much and make up for it. birthdays they never forget.
- Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: both!!! but erin has to be the token Mum again. “holtz, it’s humanely impossible to consume that many sugary foods” “Erin, watch me”
- Nicknames the other- both!! holtz calls erin ‘ez’ sometimes when they’re lazing around and casually working together. erin calls her ‘holtz’ or ‘babe’ rarely jill or jillian (unless she set something on fire again) one time erin let ‘honey’ slip and patty wouldn’t. let. her. live. it. DOWN.