Carmel walked the hallway of the castle by herself just as she usually would after she spent some time at the library to study especially since they’ll have a big test on Potions tomorrow. Carmel heard footsteps and looked back, “Who’s there?” she asked, “Peeves is that you?” she called out to one of the ghost who liked to prank the kids. “I swear to Dumbledore’s beard I’m going to hex you if you try something funny,” she said, not realizing someone was there with her while she was talking to herself like a crazy girl.
<b>Scorpius:</b> Dad, Albus' father won't let me see him-<p/><b>Draco:</b> WHAT?! I couldn't have Harry, so I won't let it happen again, you will date Potter no matter what! He can't be serious, he can't stop my dre- my son's dream, who does he think he is? like why would he do such a thing like that to a cinnamon roll like me- I mean my son. For Dumbledore's beard, unbelie-<p/><b>Scorpius:</b> ...Dad?<p/><b>Draco:</b> Emh... l-leave it to me.<p/></p>
So I got a Howler from my brothers this morning which started of with them telling me how horrified they were at me for not cleaning the dishes even though I’m not at home and that’s not possible. Then the moved on to telling this elaborate weird tale about a Hippogriff and a muggle turtle meeting and becoming best friends which somehow ended on them declaring that James and Sirius and a 1000 times hotter than me. At one point I didn’t even know what was going on like:
“IMAGINE IF DUMBLEDORE’S BEARD WAS BLUE - THAT WOULD REALLY BRING OUT THE COLOUR OF HIS EYES!”
“SO DORCAS - THAT’S YOUR FRIENDS NAME RIGHT MARLENE? - ANYWAY DORCAS’S ARSE IS ON DISPLAY AND MCGONAGALL THINKS IT’S TIGHT AND THAT LUPIN KID IS SWOONING…”
Eventually, after it screaming weird and embarrassing things for what seems like forever while the great hall’s entire attention on me, my brothers congratulated me on Gryffindor’s win against Ravenclaw in yesterday’s quidditch match.
GUYS, I was babysitting these two kids and I told them I went to Hogwarts and they totally believed me and they started asking me all these questions about going to school and about my magic and they believed all of it and it was so fun to make up this alter-ego that was a Ravenclaw (and had thought about touching Dumbledore’s beard) and was on the quidditch team and had her magic bound when she was in front of muggles because of a previous incident and who’d fallen into the lake and was rescued by mermaids. And like holy crap it was weirdly fun making this up with these kids and it makes me kinda happy that they think Hogwarts is real now because I would’ve been SO INTO THAT when I was younger