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Harry Potter Headcannon #1

The heads of the 4 Hogwarts houses call their students by their house mascots.

Minerva: I refuse to let my young Lions get into any more danger then they already have-!

Severus: My young snakes, today we will be learning about the most dangerous potion of all: Shampoo.

Pomona: My dear badgers, how sweet it was of you to help me prepare for todays class-!

Fillius: My eagles are the smartest of them all, Albus. I can assure you none of them will get into any unnecessary trouble-!

Albus: We all know that is a lie, Flitwick.