• Me:*waiting for drink in Starbucks*
  • Me:*putting on makeup*
  • Guy:You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.
  • Me:*without looking up* Nice guys like you?
  • Guy:Well, yea.
  • Me:Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?
  • Girl behind me:*spits out coffee laughing*
  • Guy:Um.
  • Me:*deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.