❛❛im one of the brightest witches at this prestigious magic academy and ur a human who somehow got admitted and everyone knows u dont ACTUALLY have magic but cant prove it so they hate u for it but i actually like you??? and have a crush on u??????? our paths have just never crossed until ur class blew up n somehow we became class partners and– hold on what do you mean we fucked up this spell so we wanna fuck each other’s brains out??❜❜ AU
COUNT → 18.430
GENRE → smut
PAIRING → taehyung | reader
WARNINGS → dom and sub tones | mild cum play | explicit language | female masturbation (male if you squint) | oral sex | penetration | graphic dirty talk
NOTE → this was requested and inspired by @blueagust!!!!!! the idea went thru several stages and yelling over kkt but this is the final product :-D im sorry mom
You hated everyone
at this fucking academy.
It wasn’t just
that they always smelled like unicorn turds—and that wasn’t a compliment
because unicorns had the nastiest smelling shit in the entire universe—but they
were so arrogant and had this fucking superiority complex when it came to
humans. You were sure if they actually lived with them and in human
society instead of hidden away at some prestigious academy they wouldn’t pull
this bullshit in the first place, but they still despised them.
Or maybe it was
just one human they despised in particular.
Not sure how we got on the topic of Trucker Wizards at work, but I had to draw one, and a little witch too~ Could definitely push the concept further cuz I dont think the Wizard staff and robe feel quite distinct enough, but it was fun to draw!
- KRAVITZ MY SWEET BOY HE’S BACK AND HE’S OKAY - “the world is ending and. I. DON’T. CARE. “ just the hurt in justin’s voice.. damn - taako going from the “the dumb wizard who’s too dumb to do anything” to “the dopest fucking wizard ever” with an intelligence of 20 - magnus riding an evil rhino - “my dear ango” - carey and killian fighting together - merle sick ass stunt that left him at 9 HP
- magnus leading the rhino through taako’s firewall - ANGUS USING THE UMBRA STAFF LUP CASTING A FIREBALL THROUGH ANGUS OMGOMGOMG - TAAKO BREAKING THE UMBRA STAFF
- LUP!!! LUP!!! LUP IS BACK!!! LUP!!! LUP!!! LUP IS FINALLY BACK!!!
- OMG LUP I’M CRYING OMG I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BUT WHAT THE FUCK GRIFFIN SO GOOD
- i am so happy lup is back!!!!!!- “you’re dating the grim reaper?!?!?!?!”. those are lup’s first words bc OF COURSE THEY ARE - lucretia saving davenport - “NO. NO. NO. NO.” same magnus - the judges are back… shiiiit - “magnus keep hitting stuff and merle… don’t beef it” - john’s back???? i sure hope merle’s been practicing chess - fucking magnus and fischer and the baby voidfish FUCK - johann was worthy (eggbabe was worthy) - the day of story and song - the finale is going to end me. for sure. no doubts.
american muggles being called “no-maj” next thing u know rowling’s gonna say the students had to wear those stupid magician top hats at their wizarding schools and were only allowed to have rabbits or doves as pets smh