dumb greeks

oh, apollo loved cassandra
and for that, troy burned.

a city for a god for a love
for a girl, here we are.
troy goes up in smoke
and cassandra weeps.

the gods play their games;
mortals pay their price.

—  the butterfly effect | m.j.

I was reading up about him and I came to the thoughts of Modern Hermes out in the mortal world. I bet he likes doing magic tricks and playing cards. I bet he goes to Las Vegas to the Casinos and gives people lucky boosts as he walks by and wins money himself and gives it to those who are homeless on the street, or does the pay or forward thing in drive thrus where he pays for the next persons order. I bet he likes being a taxi driver and asks how the riders are doing and listens to their problems and doesn’t let the meter in the taxi go to high for people that need to save money.

patrochilles teacher au cuz why the hell no

I was doing art and i came up with this,, heck me up

  • achilles and pat work in a middle/high/whatever school and they are the teachers
  • pat is the science prof and achilles is the english prof and like, they d o n t g e t a l o n g a t a l l
  • they have this kind of rivalry bc pat thinks achilles is favoured by the director (aka thetis) and it bothers him,, and that blonde bitch is so perf and gorgeous and like???
  • achilles doesnt hate pat, but he thinks he is annoying cuz the gay keeps glaring at him whenever the come across each other in the hallways and he’s like what the heck with this guy???
  • achilles never shuts up and pat is always silent so achilles tries to talk with him, but gives up and just plain flirts to bother the hell out of him
  • pat is thankful for being a dark skinned gay
  • briseis is done with their shite
  • she’s also the art teacher
  • briseis is done with their shite
  • everyone knows they r gay,, like they r out of the closet in the school and everyone thinks they r together bc they bicker like an old married couple
  • did i mention that briseis is done with their shite??
  • jealous achilles cuz pat is a cinnamon roll with e v e r y o n e but him
  • gay
  • briseis is dating herself bc who needs men
  • I have a lot of headcoanons someone help me
  • pat drinks coffee 24/7 and achilles is actually worried
  • they got off work once at 3am bc who knows what and they ate together at denny’s (shut up theres a dennys in greece i can feel it in my bones) but they never mention it
  • achilles gay for pat ft. A Lot Of Crying
  • i sob
  • I’m probs gonna write a fic,, let me do it
  • im drawing them rn fml
  • achilles throws figs at pat during their break cuz they r childults tbh
  • im gonna keep adding to this,, stay tunned

snownouis  asked:

i finished the song of achilles yesterday night and no book has ever destroyed me like this.., who even need feelings anyway, please if you have headcanons about patrochilles to share or anything tsoa to share im willing to cry

Oh my gosh I have so many thoughts about Song of Achilles (and have forced them on so many. I cannot tell you the amount of people who hate me for making them read this book)

  • please give me all of the patrochilles friendship where they love each other so deeply and are already folded into each others lives before they even start dating
  • it is so natural for them to start dating, and they realize their relationship has always been heading towards this immense something between them that was fate 
  • Achilles knowing just how much Patroclus makes him a better person, and always calling him his better half 
  • Patroclus always calling Achilles petal as his endearment, and it started as a joke, but now Achilles feels all warm inside whenever Patroclus uses it. 
  • Achilles being an absolute disaster at life in general, and Patroclus being able to calm him down somewhat. Achilles always becomes softer around Patroclus. 
  • Patroclus being an absolute badass who works in a hospital and has seen some shit, so everyone always assumes that Achilles is the super aggressive and assertive one until they see Patroclus angry. Achilles just is a disaster; Patroclus is a storm.
  • They have a playlist of songs that they call theirs. It’s a really eclectic mix and Careless Whisper is definitely on there. 
  • Achilles is really particular about folding clothes. Patroclus is really particular about kitchen cleanliness. This is how they battle out problems in their relationships. 

Some quick Percabeth (all sweatered up because its been really hot in Cali lately and i miss wearing sweaters) before i get on with finishing up my stuff for Nalu Week. 

Hey, look its not 4 am! Its 2 am!

Γιατί μισώ τους ανθρωπους:
Γιατί νομίζουν οτι σε ξερουν, ότι γνωρίζουν τα πάντα για σένα. Πιάνονται από μια κουβέντα σου και την κάνουν ολόκληρο ζήτημα. Μισώ τα ηλίθια γέλια, τα περίεργα βλεμματα και τα μαλακισμενα υπονοούμενα τους. Και το οτι δεν μπορείς να εκφράσεις την άποψη σου χωρίς να σε κατηγορήσουν για κάτι.

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And ta-da! I did a ref sheet of these three messes last night. 
Since they didn’t really have settled designs and i messed around and changed a few things. I also got to show the back of some of them which i never tend to.
It was just about time i gave proper visuals of them since i get messeges of people wanting to draw them but finding no references whatsoever. ;;

These dumb people are staged in three acts, it is like a danger level of some sort, especially when we are talking about Satire.  

Really happy how Satire came out! They look like a OC from a edgy kid on Deviantart which is just about right. 
@miistniight was on a call with me the whole time and helped a lot in certain things. She had the idea of giving Satire converse. 

anonymous asked:

wait wait so mike’s a gargoyle, chris is a pixie, and jer is a centaur? also does mike have clothes bc 99.9% of gargoyles dont have em and i wanna know if 9 year olds on here’re gonna freak out upon seeing a dick

im the sculptor and i didnt show his dick its just buried under stone tufts of whatever

maybe he has stone pants god i dont know

he doesnt really need it but i bet jeremy got him that dumb jacket he looks stupid in

Stupid idea but

AU where Huey, Dewey and Louie are actually Donald’s kids and Donald’s the one who disappeared with Poseidon’s Trident, so Aunt Della had to step up and play the role of mother instead, and the mystery Huey, Dewey, Louie and Webby must unravel is about their father whose traces seem to no longer exist.

I did warn you it’s stupid, didn’t I?

apollo takes icarus into his too-hot arms
kisses his roselips
(an act of gentle violence)
my love
he says like terrible morning
promise you will never forget me
icarus presses against apollo and smiles
(blinded by sunlight and grace)
my love
he says like fleeting birdsong
i will remember nothing else
and he falls
eyes unseeing or perhaps eyes pressed tight
(dark either way)
—  apollo imagines his tears are drops of seawater sent up from the splash

anonymous asked:

The recent increase in Axolotls brings me no end of joy! They are precious water babies. What would Comedy, Tragedy, and Satire look like as Axolotls? (I bet satire would be the one who screamed the most, just to piss off their caretakers)

This was the most wholesome ask i ever drawn for. 
Here they are, the three idiots as axolotls.


And damn right Satire would screm 24/7 just to piss off everyone.

Greek Tragedy Hogwarts Houses

Ravenclaw:

  • Oedipus (three theban plays)
  • Odysseus (ajax, trojan women)
  • Creon of Thebes (three theban plays)
  • Creon of Athens (medea)

Hufflepuff:

  • Hecabe (trojan women)
  • Andromache (trojan women)
  • Antigone (three theban plays)

Gryffindor:

  • Ajax (ajax)
  • Cassandra (trojan women, agamemnon)
  • Agamemnon (agamemnon)

Slytherin:

  • Medea (medea)
  • Jason (medea)