dumb fanfiction moments

I need to stop procrastinating

hello. my name is glittery rainbow puff sparkles! I moved to london at like 15 because my nonexistent parents were totes ok with me dropping out of school and being all alone across the country lol aNd im really beautiful like DROP DEAD GORGEOUS but I dont see it of course even though im a victorias secret model whos been on playboy magazine and dated david beckham!!!¡ so anywayz I was lookin damn fine with my hair in a messy bun and a splash of lipgloss and mascara on my white face because god forbid im something other than caucasian & I order a latte with my unlimited amount of money when wHO should appear???? oNLY A CELEBRITY WITH NO SECURITY??!!!?¿¿¿¿¿¿

so of course cuz im a thirsty ass bitch hoe klutz I spill it all over their shirt haha oops bad luck for u nigga so theyre like shawty u fine have my number so im like ok and thats how I married harry styles bye bitch

Fanfics be like:

“What are we gonna name him?”
“DARCY”
“Harry we already have 3 kids name Darcy, and he’s a boy”
“LISTEN U LIL BITCH IT’S DARCY OR IM LEAVIN”

Fanfics Be Like:

chapter 1: meets band member
chapter 2: gets pregnant
chapter 3: gives birth
chapter 4: child’s 12th birthday party

It just hurt

.. So I was reading a fan fiction based in Ireland and one character says “oh I just moved here from the UK”
The other character (22years old) in complete shock and excitement responds, “WHERE’S THE UK?”
First character answers, “oh, in London.”

YOU DUMBASS WHO THE FRICKFRACK TAUGHT YOU GEOGRAPHY?! MY GOOOSH