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HOW TO ORDER A SUBWAY SANDWICH

no ones going to see this probably but here is how it works because so many people are apparently too stupid to figure out how to make this happen

1. GO TO THE END OPPOSITE THE REGISTER

  • THEY CANT HELP U AT THE REGISTER
  • GO TO THE BREAD

2. here is your next line (after u respond to the employees greeting dont be an asshole and just jump right into ordering):

  • I’ll have a -size of sandwich-  -kind of sandwich- on -kind of bread-
  • ie ill have a six inch turkey on wheat
  • IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE SANDWICH TELL THEM NOW AND JUST START WITH THE BREAD AND SIZE OF ALL OF THEM FIRST
  • WHEN THEY ASK IF THERE ARE MORE SANDWICHES TELL THEM YES THREE MORE NOT ONE AT A TIME
  • THATS ENOUGH FOR NOW AFTER THAT JUST RESPOND TO THE QUESTIONS DONT TELL THEM THE WHOLE SANDWICH UP FRONT ITS USUALLY TOO MUCH TO REMEMBER
  • u can tell them it’s toasted at this point if u want
  • please remember to speak loudly there are lots of whirring things and people talking behind the counter so it can be hard to hear u mumbling

3. VEGGIES

  • ok so assuming you want a lot of veggies do it like this
  • say your first three veggies
  • once they’re like starting the third veggie start listing more dont wait for them to be done that just holds up the line
  • its not rude to keep ordering like that its rude to be too slow bc if ur too slow then the employee is just going to mentally be cussing u out trust me
  • if u want everything say everything
  • if u want everything except one or two things say that otherwise just list the damn veggies they dont want to hear “everything but olives, tomatoes, onions, and pickles” thats like half the veggies cmon

4. as soon as all your veggies are on say what sauces and spices u want if any u dont need to wait for them to ask

5. if you’re going to pay the change with coins then have them ready or at least be ready to do it fast bc if there are a lot of people waiting youre holding up the line and its very stressful

5.5. tips arent usually asked for but theyll take them and love u forever

6. congratulations you can now be trusted to order a sandwich and not make every employee in the store hate u