dumb and blonde

10 Favorite Characters - tagged by @plsdontfightme

Rules: List your ten fave characters from ten different fandoms, then tag ten people.

  1. take a wild guess. just a wild fucking one. lose your mind and prepare to be mindblown at this first gentle dude. CLINT BARTON. MCU. Comics. Anything. I love my blond dumb archer boy in any form. 

  2. MARTIN CRIEFF, the adorable dumb pilot from Cabin Pressure (yes he was voiced by bendydoot cumbernickles but idgaf he’s my all time fave and he deserves more than a baked potato so much that he married a freaking princess)

  3. SNUFKIN in the Moomins, like the original hipster friend who just naps when things get rough and leaves when things get cold like he is actual goALS and i don’t know if i want to date him or be him

  4. y’all are not prepared but SCOTT MCCALL must  be protected at all costs and i will hit every single one of you who don’t love my son and child and angel the ultimate good boy ™

  5. l i s t e n. L I S T E N. the next up. the exact next XTRA ™ person is also mcu but he’s over on the netflex ® shows but he’s my murder machine FRANK CASTLE and i will walk backwards into hell if that means the murder puppy gets to be happy

  6. the amazing beautiful deadly murderess GENERAL ANTIOPE is the next absolutely goals lady bc she’s got a BOW and ARMOR and she’s just fucking dope man, you follow?

  7. then there’s the freaking jesus metaphor from true blood who’s got the entire bust ass viking thing down but then he just goes and burns himself up because he got sad that one (1) time and he’s just- uGH why GODRIC you perfectly pale motherfucker why you be causing me emotions like this

  8. my guys and gal pals. dudes and nondudes. did you know that COLDHANDS was one of the only two (2) characters I’d have killed for to get on game of thrones and then we got him for like 1,5 seconds last season and i shrieked with joy???

  9. all children of the world come close and listen carefully when the best sarcastic sonofabitch in the entire multiverse is EAMES from inception because that beautiful british buff bi bastard was worth every second of screentime he got and it was beautiFUL

  10. hello yes it’s the deads fandom calling and it’s saying that PATRICK JANE is also a deserving whump!man who’s lost wife and kiddy because he was a dumb ass man on television and spent 7 seasons crying while i cried because he was crying too and lemme tell you he was the prettiest goldylocks MENTALIST this earth has ever seen 

  11. BONUS BECAUSE I FORGOT THE OTHER PUPPY MAN and he is the one most beautiFUL SON OF A BITCH TO GRACE THE VICTORIAN TIMES and his name is ETHAN CHANDLER and he deserves all the love and support he can get because he’s a sad puppy man in london and it’s no fair (penny dreadful btw)

i’m gonna tage @brendaonao3 @stephrc79 @ltfrankcastle @quicksiluers @snailgore @ohmystarsy @loveholic198 @vablatsky @sierragolfoneniner @natrasharomanova

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poor pitiful children, poor jeremy

i wanted to do a doodle of this with the other songs but one picture didn’t really serve it justice so i just did a lil comic thing instead

beep bop boop

  • Someone: Captain America?
  • Someone: smh.
  • Someone: What a dumb blonde.
  • Steve:
  • Sam:
  • Bucky:
  • Bucky:
  • Bucky:
  • Bucky: Well, you're not wrong.
  • me: *looks up an insane amount of interesting environments and geographical features, researches native wildlife, spends eighteen years looking up obscure and interesting plants, learns a horrifying amount about cat genetics, all for creating my own warrior cat clans*
  • also me, unfortunately: "heres marshclan. they live in a marsh. like a regular marsh. their leader is acornstar and he's brown."

you’re not a REAL homestuck if

  • you start reading because of hiveswap
  • you started reading after the ending
  • you didn’t join before the gigapause
  • you weren’t there for cascade
  • you’ve been here the whole 8 years


you’re only a REAL homestuck if

  • you’ve been trapped inside your home since april thirteenth two thousand nine please help its been over eight years and every time i try to get help ppl think its just an elaborate homestuck reference

(long post, sorry)

In spite of everything I love Harley Quinn but, damn, writers treat her so badly. I swear, the temptation to make her actually stupid must be terrible because it’s so often implied, or explicitly stated, that she slept her way through school. First of all, it does not work like that.  Second, she’s not a therapist or a psychologist, she’s a psychiatrist, she’s a fricking MD and a damn young one too. Managing pre-med and collegiate gymnastics that she relied on to keep her scholarship? Harley is fucked up, but she’s not the dumb blonde she plays. (also stop making her stacked, she’s a gymnast. she is 4’11” of pure muscle and is not top heavy)

If you want a good Harley backstory it’s simple. She’s ADHD but medicated and slightly robotic because of it. I want to take special care not to demonize meds but, rather, people’s disapproval of neurodivergence and a lack of focus on what is best for a patient rather than what is most convenient for others. So, maybe, around ten years old Harley is a hyperactive space cadet who’s brilliant at tests but sloppy at coursework, who would be a gymnastics prodigy if she could actually focus on technique and put in practice time instead of fooling around. Then the meds come and it’s actually really cool because she can do the things she needs to do instead of just wanting to do them, doing something else entirely, and getting in trouble. People are proud of her, she’s proud of herself. But now there are expectations. Family and teachers and coaches overschedule her, find worth only in her success and don’t care about her mental health at all as long as she’s performing and castigate her when she does fail. Fuck if you don’t internalize that. But she doesn’t look unhealthy and she’s doing amazing. She actually has to choose between the Olympic trials and continuing her grad studies. She probably has some issues with self-harm but it either doesn’t look like self-harm or is well covered up. 

When Arkham accepts her, fresh from her residency, it’s not a mistake. The woman is amazing. All they can see is a mountain of achievements rather than the seething ball of nerves, self-loathing, and imposter syndrome boiling just under the surface. That’s when Joker comes in. He’s got the Hannibal Lecter shtick down. Where everyone else sees an intelligent driven young woman he sees a frightened overwhelmed girl who is working her hardest to convince the world she’s anyone other than herself. Sending her into a nervous breakdown would be too easy so he doesn’t even bother. Instead he’s open with her, almost friendly. The other doctors are amazed, Harley is amazed, she’s not done anything particularly revolutionary but, for the first time in forever, it looks like the clown prince of crime is showing progress. He unravels her and it’s a challenge, she flinches back and gets very serious when he comes too close to the real Harley under the professional. Still, soon she’s questioning everything. She doesn’t even really like her co-workers. She hasn’t had a real friend in years. She’s forgotten how to have fun. Did she ever want this to be her life or did she just do it for other people? It starts so slowly that it looks, at first, like she’s getting better at self-care. Maybe something totally silly one weekend, a trampoline park where she can enjoy the way her toned body moves without stressing out over landings, a face painting booth at a street fair, some garishly colored downright tacky decoration that clashes with her sensible apartment. Suddenly she realizes how much she hates knowing the difference between cream and ecru. The beigeness of her life is repulsive. She hates the person she’s pretending to be even more that she hates herself which is really saying something.

After her weekend of freedom she would have called in sick if it wasn’t so suddenly important to see him. The relief she feels at talking to one of Gotham’s most infamous supercriminals is disturbing but it is relief and she’s been swallowing a slow-motion panic attack for hours. She admits, though she shouldn’t, that she took his advice about doing something fun and he teases her, what would straight-laced Doctor Quinzel do for fun? Did she realphabetize her sock drawer or buy a new clipboard? It’s not important to impress him, it’s really not. He’s dangerous, cruel, and he looks so proud when she admits that she bought a lamp shaped like a lawn flamingo. The only mistake, he says, is that she should have stolen it. She hopes the wicked thrill it gives her doesn’t show on her face. It does. She almost even laughs. He likes it when he can make her laugh and she likes it when he likes things.

It’s wrong and unprofessional, the relationship she develops, and she knows it but her whole life she’s been so high strung. Nothing she’s done has been for her, she’s not sure she knows how to really do selfish things anymore, but he knows the selfish things she needs to do. It feels good when she follows his advice even when it’s small things like the rainbow striped socks she wears concealed under her very bland slacks and sensible shoes. She’s so happy, almost giddy, and he loves her happiness, he loves her, he loves the real her that she’s had to beat down and hide for so long, the her that even she isn’t able to love. She is able to love him, though, and since he loves her she’s able to love herself for him, to protect and nurture something so important to him.

When the choice comes between her old self, the tedious endless labor of making the world proud, and Him, the spectacular man that brought color into her life, it’s not even a question. She kills Doctor Harleen Quinzel, she throws away the version of her that let herself burn just for medals and hollow accolades. She embraces Harley Quinn and it’s so much a part of her nature she can’t even see that she’s still living her life for someone else’s approval, except this time that person is a murderous clown. She hasn’t let her hair down, she’s just put it in pigtails instead of a bun.

annabeth chase who:
  • hasn’t read a book for fun in years because aside from lack of motivation, the swimming letters and jumbled words makes it hard for her to enjoy it
  • suffers from short-term memory loss — she’ll walk into a room and forget why she went there, or she’ll go into a book to fact-check something and can’t recall why she’s even flipping through the pages a minute later. sometimes she can’t remember whether she ate breakfast or not.
  • constantly misplaces her things, which is a result of her being disorganized — like shoving an assignment into the wrong binder when she’s in a hurry or can’t be bothered, or taking her phone into the kitchen and somehow finding it in the food pantry 20 minutes later
  • can’t keep her room clean for more than a few days before it’s a mess again, cluttered with textbooks and sketchpads and clothing littering the floor and shoved into the corners
  • never fails to procrastinate on her assignments, no matter how small. you could give her a whole year and she would still wait till the last minute
  • has trouble staying focused and often loses her train of thought — she could be giving a meticulously thought out explanation on something she’s passionate about and just completely go blank
  • will stare at the pages of her stupid textbook with tears of frustration in her eyes, silently begging herself to just focus because this reading was supposed to have been done weeks ago, but no matter how hard she tries the text on the page won’t stop jumping around
  • goes days and days without brushing/washing her hair and wears the same clothes for a whole week
  • becomes anxious and irritable at small things like a ticking clock or the beeping sound the smoke detector makes when its battery needs to be changed
  • gets sudden bursts of inspiration to start a completely new project at the most inappropriate times, like during an important lecture or at 1 am when she should be writing an essay that’s due the next morning.
  • because of this she ends up with a lot of incomplete works-in-progress and half-assed assignments
  • absolutely despises school and gets anxiety thinking about going back to class come sunday night
  • pretends to embrace the fact that people think she is “scary” and “intimidating” but after years of hearing it becomes very insecure — she wishes she were the first person to come to peoples’ minds when they think of someone nice and friendly.
  • is constantly insecure and ashamed of herself because she’s supposed to be debunking that stupid ‘dumb blonde’ stereotype but wonders if she’s only encouraging it when she looks back at her slip-ups/flubs during conversations and small mistakes on tests and terrible first impressions she’s made and every single impulsive decision she made that went wrong and— what kind of Athena kid is she?
like real people do p.3 | jeon jungkook

summary: the feelings for your friends with benefits are changing. months pass, and you feel your gut telling you that you want more. you’re just not sure if he feels the same.

college student!reader, friends with benefits!jungkook

piece 1, piece 2, piece 3

this component is based off 6LACK’s ‘Prblms’

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