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So this is how dates work right

don’t u ever get self conscious about how you sound over the phone? yeah I’m looking at you unknown

im not saying nina taught sonny to read, but that is what she tells people

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Well, um… She’s not wrong… Let’s just not get into the subject of colonization and its pros and cons and the morality of it! The fact that the Gems species don’t reproduce sustainably makes it too much for my not-so-serious brain!

Anyways, I’ve had this thought since I saw Beta/Earthlings. In fact, everytime Stronger Than You plays, I keep responding to my phone, “Yeah, Jasper was born on Earth, so you defending it kinda loses its impact…” I should probably stop talking to my phone… 

Also, I miss Jasper… Man, why must I get most attached to the one character who will forever have the WORST luck?! It’s those animu eyes, isn’t it?! They’re so hypnotic! Why must they make her eyes like that?!

The “heterosexual explanation for this” is that they’re friends. It’s not that difficult. Y'all preach all the time about how platonic affection should be normalized regardless of sex, gender, identity, or orientation, and then as soon as two female characters so much as glance at each other you’re all declaring that they’re in love and getting married next week.

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The real reason the X Men weren’t in Civil War is not because of copyright issues–it was because Kitty would have swore too much, she’d never go for that bullshit, and Marvel couldn’t afford all the music she’d use for punchline emphasis