duel-monsters

Advanced Dark

“All ‘Crystal Beast’ monsters on the field and in the Graveyard become DARK. If ‘Rainbow Dragon’ or ‘Rainbow Dark Dragon’ attacks, negate the effects of the attack target during that Battle Phase. During damage calculation, if a ‘Crystal Beast’ monster you control battles and you would take damage: You can send 1 ‘Crystal Beast’ monster from your Deck to the Graveyard; you take no Battle Damage from that battle.”

signs as shit dub!kaiba said
  • aries: we've come this far and i'm not gonna blow it. actually, yes i am.
  • taurus: stop saving the world and get a hobby.
  • gemini: if i had a dime for every time you used the word destiny, i'd be even richer.
  • cancer: boooring. let's duel.
  • leo: i want him to see what he missed out on so give him a good seat for the next duel. aHAHAHAH! i'm funny.
  • virgo: oh great. if it isn't the dweeb patrol.
  • libra: that's it! i'm not gonna stand here and talk to some mutated hood ornament. i'm just gonna blast you into next week.
  • scorpio: mokuba, what do i always tell you? if at first you don't succeed, blast them with your blue eyes again!!
  • sagittarius: so you have a dweeb army? am i supposed to be scared to attack?
  • capricorn: me? duel you? i would have more of a challenge playing solitaire.
  • aquarius: anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. mokuba, make sure wheeler's late.
  • pisces: oh great. i'm hallucinating again.