A scene from Book 3 of the Iliad: As Menelaus (center) overcomes Paris in a one-on-one duel, Aphrodite swoops in to conceal Paris with her shield. Odysseus (right, in conical cap) looks on. Relief from the sarcophagus of a Roman woman named Aurelia Botania Demetria; 2nd cent. CE. Now in the Antalya Archaeological Museum, Turkey. Photo credit: Wolfgang Sauber.
If we were dating there'd be no kissing, no kind touches, just one sided duels because who needs sleep meds when you can just knock me out