so yeah guess I was tagged by my lovely Rin, so yeah here u go. I literally do not have a single photo that 1) isn’t a selfie in front of my laptop and 2) where I don’t make the same fucking lame face. Deal with it.
(it’s really sad but 99% of the stories i can think of are like ‘that one time my family had a brawl’ 'that other time my family had a brawl’ 'rmr that time my family had a damn brawl’)
ok so when i was growing up we used to go camping A LOT like /legit camping/ where you had to take a boat to an island and pitch a damn tent and it was SO FUN but like
idk how it is other places but here (florida) when you’re camping on a river or sth you can /hear/ alligators? bc they make this clicking noise right so when the sun started to go down we weren’t allowed to swim anymore
bc safety (i laugh in the face of safety)
and i thought i was a total badass who wasn’t scared of anything so i was standing on the back of the boat getting ready to jump in and shane (my brother) came up behind me and was like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON’T DO THAT I’M GONNA TELL DAD” and i was like /stop being bitch made shane/
and i jumped in
and i heard The Noise
and shane was just /frozen/ on the back of the boat and he whispered “it’s right /behind you/” (it wasn’t it was like on the other side of the river on the bank)
and i didn’t know what to do so i panicked and tried to get back onto the boat bc i was about to get eaten you know the deal
but instead i ended up just knocking shane in bc he was LITERALLY NOT MOVING HE WAS SO SCARED
and then we were like basically drowning each other and crying trying to get out of the water and my dad found us like .2 seconds later and pulled us both out and when we explained to him why we were crying he was like “guys it’s a /turtle/”
so I won’t be on at all today because after we have breakfast now, we’re going to Vienna by train :D and there to a vegan restaurant (yei!) and then Birthday-Shopping (how cool’s that?) so I’ll be gone for most of the day :D
Rules: Always post the rules. Answer the questions from the person who tagged you and make 11 new ones. Tag the person who tagged you and 11 other people and link them in the post. Let them know you’ve tagged them.
I’m far too lazy so yeah whateva not making new questions