dudes i don't know the name of

Right to Left ples.

based on this post

Batfam as things my coworkers have said
  • Bruce, overheard on the phone as he's leaving WE: Wait, your brother is at work? (...) Oh thank god, that means I can sleep when I get home.
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  • Dick, giving Duke a tour of the Batcave: I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. Everyone's really nice here. Except for Jason.
  • Jason, from across the cave: That's messed up!
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  • Stephanie: *sees Cass's hand is bandaged up* Oh my god, are you okay?
  • Cass: Yeah, I just stabbed myself. It's fine.
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  • Tim: What, you think that because you're bootylicious, you can do whatever you want?
  • Jason, nodding: Yeah, pretty much.
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  • Damian: Alfred knows everything, he just pretends that he doesn't.
  • Alfred: Well, somebody needs to know something around here.
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  • Stephanie, inspecting Tim's under-eye circles: You need some makeup, fam. That shit is unsettling.
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  • Dick, to Roy: I hereby name you an official member of the family!
  • Jason: It's a trap, dude. You don't wanna be part of this family.
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  • Tim: Has anyone seen my coffee?
  • All: No.
  • Tim: Looks like it sucks to be Steph today. *picks up Stephanie's coffee and walks away*
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  • Duke: You've gotta be crazy to work here.
  • Jason: You don't HAVE to be crazy. We can always train you.
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  • WE Employee: *walks into Bruce's office to hear a loud alarm coming from his computer while Bruce fills out paperwork, seemingly unperturbed*
  • WE Employee: How can you just sit there and listen to that?
  • Bruce: Do you have any idea how many kids I have?

//I know I’ve submitted before, but I’m still learning DnD and our group started another campaign recently and for the first time I partook in a HORDE encounter. We have a Paladin, Cleric, Sorcerer and (myself) Bard attempting to protect a little girl in the dead of night from Zombies, Skeletons, an Undead Minotaur and undead bulls. All of this had being controlled by a Wight that we scared off at one point and we were about 40ish rounds in when the Minotaur and bulls showed up.

DM: The Minotaur goes to attack the Paladin but thanks, luckily, to being mocked by your Bard misses. He t-
Bard: What the literal hell is going on?
DM: Well, if you were to listen and let me finish-
Bard: No, I mean what is this?
Cleric: The Minotaur attacking?
DM: Ya, you’ve been doing combat for awhile now
Bard: No, this is me asking Out of character? What. The. Literal. Hell. Is. This?
DM/Cleric (OOC): OHH!
Sorcerer (OOC): Have you…never done a Horde encounter?
Paladin (OOC): To be fair, I’ve been playing this for years and I’ve only ever heard of these events
Bard (OOC): I am actually having a panic attack right now. I am out of spells and potions. Our Cleric lost his main hand weapon and has one spell left. Our Paladin would have been dead about 5 times now if not for my Heroism on him, not to mention is on his last legs right now with only one potion. Our Sorcerer is running low with like, what, two spells left? It doesn’t even look like we’re close to ending this. We have a giant Minotaur on our butts and being chased by two undead bulls and we don’t even know where the Wight went? Is this suppose to be happening? Are we suppose to die? We’re going to die, aren’t we?
(Meanwhile the Cleric and Paladin are laughing their asses off at my rapid ranting and panicking voice)
DM (OOC): Well, heh, you wont know until we finish, mwehaha
Bard (OOC): No please, I’m actually so scared right now. WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS THIS!?
Cleric (OOC) Oh my god. Dude, dude. This, this reaction is what DM’s live for. This is exactly how you’re suppose to feel. This is what every DM hopes for. I’m sure (DM’s name) loves this
DM (OOC): Oh, I do
Bard (OOC): Well, if that’s the point, then damn good job, BUT SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU CRUEL CRUEL MAN?!

  • Simon: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Maia, code name - Been There, Done That.
  • Maia: *Blushes and smirks*
  • Simon: Raphael is Currently Doing That.
  • Raphael: *Rolls eyes* Dios mio
  • Simon: Magnus is It Happened Once in a Dream
  • Magnus: I don't know if i should be disgusted or...
  • Simon: Jace, code name - If I Had To Pick a Another Dude.
  • Jace: *Smirks*
  • Simon: Alec is...
  • Alec: *sweats*
  • Simon: ...Eagle Two.
  • Alec: Oh thank the Angels.
50% OFF Starters pt 2
  • "If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."
  • "I like watching you from behind."
  • "Stunning deduction sherlock."
  • *demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."
  • "USURPER!"
  • "I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."
  • "Calm down little dude."
  • "the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."
  • "I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."
  • "You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
  • "ten bucks says he dies."
  • "I'm gonna go run my feelings off."
  • "Yeah it didn't work out... for them."
  • "I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."
  • "I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."
  • "do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."
  • "Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"
  • "I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"
  • "I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"
  • "This feels a little exploitative."
  • "I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."
  • "Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."
  • "sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."
  • "Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"
  • "That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."
  • "It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."
  • "hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."
  • "It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
  • "Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."
  • "boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"
  • "Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."
  • "Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."
  • "calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."
  • "MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"
  • "didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"
  • "this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"
  • "Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
  • "Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"
  • "if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."
  • "fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"
  • "I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."
  • "Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."
  • "hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"
  • "Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"
  • "nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."
  • "DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"
  • "You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."
  • "Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."
  • "Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."
  • "You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."
  • "You think these antics would fly at the german club?"
  • "brush your teeth, kid."
  • "Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
  • "I'm the best damn shot we've got."
  • "You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."
  • "that's fair."
  • "hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"
  • "It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."
  • "now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."
  • "In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"
  • "you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."
  • "all hail decision cube!"
  • "that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"
  • "I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"
  • "Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"
  • "Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"
  • "And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."
  • "It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."
  • "That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."
  • "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"
  • Dazai: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as "Eagle one".
  • Dazai: Chuuya, codename. "Been there done that".
  • Dazai: Atsushi-kun is "Currently doing that".
  • Dazai: Akutagawa is "It happened once in a dream".
  • Dazai: Rampo is "If I had to pick a dude".
  • Dazai: Kunikida-kun is...
  • Dazai: "Eagle two".
  • Kunikida: Oh thank God.
How Code Names really went down in P5

Akira: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ann, code name – Been There, Done That. Futaba is – Currently Doing That. Makoto is – It Happened Once in a Dream; Ryuuji, code name – If I Had To Pick a Dude. Akechii is…Eagle Two.


Akechi: Oh thank God.

My knowledge of Be More Chill based solely on my dash

• Highschool angst
• micheal is sad. I don’t know who he is, but he’s sad and in a bathroom
•there is one very small dude
• matching boyfriends backpacks
•bisexuals??? One of em is
•I have no idea if there are any female characters
•closed everywhere?
• NEVERMIND I FOUND A GIRL NAMED CHRISTINE
•main character is Jeremy?? I think so
•they all look like Jared Kleinman
•no one has talked about the plot WHAT IS THE PLOT

  • Dean: From now on we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One
  • Dean: Seth, code name 'Been There Done That'
  • Dean: Roman is 'Currently Doing That'
  • Dean: Cesaro is 'It Happened Once in a Dream'
  • Dean: Sami, code name 'If I Had to Pick a Canadian Dude'
  • Dean: And Cena is....
  • John:
  • Dean: Eagle Two.
  • John: Oh thank god
Single Rider

Ok imagine a nonplussed Alec at Disneyland. Izzy and Jace are so happy because they never went as children because they lived in New York so one year during spring break they decide to go. And Alec being Alec doesn’t enjoy the crowds or the heat. They go about their day and he cheers up a bit meeting the characters and going on the rides. And then they’re in line for space mountain and its soooo long and Alec is this close to leaving when he notices that the guy in front of them is breathtaking and he can’t take his eyes off him. He’s wearing sequined minnie ears and he’s way more interesting than any of the princesses Alec has seen. They go on the ride and Alec is kind of bummed again because he’ll probably never see that guy again and there was something about him that Alec couldn’t quite place. 

And then they keep passing him in the park. He’ll be getting on a ride that they’re getting off. Or eating at a restaurant they pass. They’re going on Matterhorn and of course Alec is the one with a stranger to sit behind him. He looks to see who the single rider is and it’s the guy. They’re finally in the same place at the same time and Alec freezes staring at the dude who looks better up close. And the guy without missing a beat says, “don’t worry. I’ll protect you from the monster.” and he winks and alec is definitely smitten. they go on it and exhange numbers and Alec finds out his name is Magnus and the rest of the vacation he joins up with them. and long distance relationships suck but they make it work until alec graduates and moves out to california and they live happily ever after and go on weekly disney dates. 

anonymous asked:

My dad is an admin for the local police station, and once someone called and was like "hey my neighbour keeps threatening me" and so my dad asked for info and the dude said "I don't know my phone number and I don't know my neighbours name" and hung up, my dad just looked at me and was super confused, like?? How are u supposed to be helped??? Also for reference I hang out at the police station after school and help my dad with organising old reports. Once he showed me the cells in the station

I don't know if you know, but...

A dude in the 1613’s called Sebastien Michaelis (yes I’m fully aware it says SebastiEn) wrote a book called Marvelous History which was about classifying demons. CLASSIFYING DEMONS. SEBASTIEN MICHAELIS. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE??

do we now have a ginger cat named Clara?

yes, yes we do. Everyone, meet Clara.

Sirius : From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as “Eagle One”. Lily, code name “Been There, Done That”. Marlene is “Currently Doing That”. *high five Marlene” James is “It Happened Once in a Dream”; Peter, code name “If I Had To Pick a Dude”. Remus is “Eagle Two”.


Remus : Oh thank God.

anonymous asked:

*some girl wearing fedora who looks exactly as Laito if he was a female appears * Heellooo Bitch-kuns, my name is Laiko-chan, let's have some together fun, ne~ *looks closer at the triplets while neating her fedora* three of you seem somehow familiar to me. .. ahh i know two of you are similar to my triplet sisters, their names are Ayako-chan and Kanako-chan, nfu~ *looks closer at Laito* though i don't know why this Bitch-kun feels sooo familiar too nfu~

NFUUUU~

♥Ayato:… Dude… She really looks like you, Laito.

♥Kanato: Yes, but she’s prettier.

♥Laito:

♥Laito: What a great surprise~ I think I found a really interesting girl. Huh? Are those your sisters? They’re pretty, too~

♥Ayato: I’m not the most indicated person to say this but… Is this even a right thing to do?!

♥Kanato: This is utterly disgusting… I don’t know how I should interpret the fact that you are going after girls that look like us.

anonymous asked:

Angst to fluff of bakugou/ izuku/ denki/ kirishimas insomniac s/o who, no matter what the fuck they do, just don't sleep and if they take meds they kick in to late and are half dead in class so the can't do anything about it. (This is happening to me rn fucking school dude)

((damn dude me n my insomniac ass feels u… im so sleepy my guy))

“[Name], are you fucking kidding me?” Bakugou snapped as your head hit the desk for the umpteenth time today. “If you’re gonna use medicine, it should at least work, right? I mean damn, is it really that bad?”
You rubbed your eyes, trying hopelessly to blink the sleep out of them. “I know, I know. I take it at night when I’m supposed to, but it doesn’t start to work until right about now. Maybe I should see if they do night classes here or something, that might work” you mumbled.
Bakugou folded his arms across his chest. “No. You being half-conscious all the damn time is pissing me off, so we’re gonna do it my way.”
“Oh really? How do you figure?”
“You’re gonna stay in my room tonight, and you’re gonna go the fuck to sleep and that’s that.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Oh yeah? What makes you think you can make me sleep?”
“I don’t fucking know! Let’s watch a shitty movie! Listen to music! Hell, I’ll just hold you all night if I’ve gotta, just get some damn sleep!”
You felt your lips curl into a soft smile. “You? Cuddling with me all night? How could I turn that offer down?”
“Shut up!”


Izuku started with a gentle tap on your shoulder. When that didn’t work, a small shake. And when that failed, he poked your cheek. “[Name], lunch is almost over, you need to wake up.”
“Nnn… Izuku? Why’re you waking me up? I was sleeping so well.”
“Can you really not sleep at night at /all/? Why not take sleeping pills or something?”
“I do, but they don’t work when they need to, so I guess I’m stuck sleeping on a desk.”
“That sounds awful! Do you think it’s an internal thing, or is something wrong with your bed, or…?”
“Nah, I’m just a total insomniac. Not much I can do about it, just gotta deal, you know?”
Izuku looked at you with big eyes and a creased forehead, like he always did when he was worried. “I remember my mom gave me some weird spray or something to help with sleep before we moved into the dorms. I really have no use for it, would you like to borrow it? Or, uh, I think there’s that girl in class B with a sleep Quirk, maybe you could ask her to help? Or—”
You pressed a kiss onto his forehead, grinning when his cheeks turned pink. “I think I’d like to borrow that spray, if you don’t mind, Izuku. Thank you.”
You had to hold back a laugh watching him stumble over his own tongue. “A-anytime, [Name]. I want you to feel better, and that means sleep, right?”
“Hmmm, right. You’re right on that, Izuku.”

“So, that means I can sleep now, right?”
“No, class is still starting.”


“So then I told him that if he really thinks he could just — are you okay? Are you falling asleep again?”
“Wha? Shit, Kaminari, I’m sorry, it’s been real bad lately. Can’t sleep a wink except for when I need to be awake. What were you saying?”
“… [Name], I think this might be a problem. You can’t focus on anything during the day, and at night you’re just sitting at the kitchen table staring off into the distance.”
“Well, there’s not much I can really do about it, if the melatonin won’t work. I’m just gonna be awake, I guess.”
Kaminari quirked an eyebrow, signature half-smirk creeping onto his face. “Hey, I could come sleep with you, if you want, huh? You up for that?”
You had to bite the inside of your cheek to keep from laughing at the fake-smooth expression on your boyfriend’s face. “Ah, all innuendo aside, that sounds great.”
“Really?!”
“Yeah! As in, actual sleeping. Like we just lay down and be quiet and just try to sleep, does that sound good?”
Despite your innocent request, Kaminari’s cheeks were softly glowing pink. “Er—I—Yeah! That sounds good! I’ll always be happy to keep you company, of course.”
“Haha, thanks babe.”
“…Plus your mattress is nicer, so…”
“Oh, fuck off.”

What I know about Tokyo Ghoul from what I've seen in my dash

- Kaneki Saaaaaaan
-Lil bean Hide didn’t deserve to die
-Some white haired chick with red crossed bobbypins
-French dude with no chill
-yum yum people
-Emo kids get free contact lenses to look evil
-Suffer suffer suffer
-Oshiete?