“a joke from 6th grade” au

Originally posted by vikuuri

  • ok hi
  • new format oohh
  • maybe bc this is an au
  • i should really be doing spanish but here i go 
  • ok sorry for the lame ass title
  • so here’s the thing
  • in this au yama and tsuk aren’t really friends
  • just classmates that know each other
  • and tsuk of course is the “popular” (is there popularity in elementary?)
  • oh such cliche 
  • and yams is more reserved ya get me
  • anyways
  • in elementary ppl are always teasing yams since he looks girlish
  • bc elementary kids are assholes
  • and tsuk and yams were always partners don’t know why ask the teach
  • and yams always gets shy when he’s with tsuki but hey yams is shy with anyone
  • so naturally everyone shouldn’t care right?
  • but tsuk is always nice to yams so ppl are like
  • “Tsuki? yams?? make em date”
  • so people kept on teasing that they’re dating
  • tsuki doesn’t care in fact he find it funny 
  • so he plays along
  • he started by giving yams some random ass flower and saying “do you like me, yamaguchi?”
  • keep in mind this is 6th grade and they use “like” instead of “love”
  • anyways yams just stared at him until yam’s friends were like “let’s go
  • anyways everyone loved the joke
  • and in high school
  • someone remembered
  • and thank goodness too bc tsuk and yams have a hell bunch of classes together
  • they have math pe science and history together
  • ok idk if they have these in japan bc im american and im going by american schools bc that’s all i know im sorry
  • anyways so the joke comes back up and tsuki is still popular-ish
  • and yams is in a group of reserved friends
  • those friends scream a lot and you can see yams laughing
  • guys this is high school ok 
  • so where tsukki sits he can see where yams is eating and yams and see where tsukki is eating
  • they’re near enough to see each other and yell at each other but not regular talking distance
  • not even loud talking
  • so the joke comes back up and tsukki is like “hell yea joke”
  • so he goes back to “flirting” with yams
  • and yams is again startled (help him)
  • once yams was selling chocolate
  • and he asked tsuk to buy some
  • and tsukki was like “only if you give me a kiss” while tapping his cheek
  • and yams’ friends freaked out while yams mumbled a quiet “nevermind”
  • yams is always embarrassed 
  • it’s easy to see that he doesn’t like it
  • i mean yea they talk and whatever
  • but in all the classes they have with each other tsukki keeps the jokes up
  • including saying “yams i love you!”
  • especially when they pass each other when walking towards their next periods
  • but yams’ grabs whatever friend he’s with and walks faster
  • but here’s the thing
  • in the mist of these joke and whatever
  • tsukki actually starts to genuinely like yams 
  • just to the way yams gets embarrassed is cute
  • the way yams says hello in the morning is cute
  • just everything yams does is cute
  • yams is always so nice too
  • he’s shy but when you see him with friends they’re yelling about something
  • like the time they were singing the ppap song
  • and they took an actual pen and apple and stabbed the apple
  • and then they threw the apple on the ground and it exploded
  • they were yelling so loud nearly everyone could hear them
  • tsuki saw and started to watch em a lil
  • and yams looked so happy and was smilling so much
  • and in the back of tsuki’s mind he was like i want to make him smile like that
  • but then he realized what he was thinking and stopped
  • to sum it up tsuki kept up the joke but actually did like yams
  • in a “wow this is more serious than weird high school relationships”
  • tsuki just thought yams was perfect even though he had flaws
  • he wanted to hug kiss and keep yams to himself
  • he just really loved yams
  • he doesn’t know why
  • yams doesn’t really feel the same way
  • since he’s so embarrassed about the 6th grade joke
  • so yea tsuki proabably won’t get his feelings back
  • so he’s like yeah i should slowly stop this joke
  • and it turned to more friendship things
  • and they were friends
  • good friends too
  • so then tsuki’s friends are like “yo what happened to the joke”
  • and tsukki just shrugs and says “no one really reacted to it so i stopped”
  • but then everyone says “no we love it do it again”
  • so he does
  • but it’s more playful
  • not like “give me a kiss yams ily”
  • in fact tsuki’s flirting seems so real people think he actually does have a thing for yams 
  • yams thinks that too
  • but the farthest they got is flirting
  • and i think that’s as far as they will get
  • so yea
  • let me know if you like this and the format
  • bc if you do then ill talk about my music au 

~mod ao

Looking back at my gifs, I just noticed something.
(My only conclusions are his phone might be set to a different time zone as he has friends worldwide, or he took an afternoon nap that turned into a power nap.)
Either way, our boy can sleep.

I’ve noticed that I don’t have a personality and like I know that’s part of BPD but like when you consciously notice how your personality is just Not There and how you change depending on who you’re talking to or what account you’re on, it’s just honestly baffling like shit I don’t have any personality and I can barely recognize myself whenever I look at myself in the mirror because I also have no sense of self! who the hell am I!


Alexander: Gosh, Rhen, you’re just so cool! We should totally hang out more!

Rhen: Ehhhhhhh… no.

anonymous asked:

I mean, yeah, I didn't laugh too hard at that joke but I'm still so proud that Carmilla got referenced in a joke on a late night talk show.

oh for sure