dude whose name i don't know

What Tumblr Has Taught Me About Fandoms I'm Not In
  • These may be spoilers but then again I don't know if these are even accurate. And by that I mean these are not at all accurate.
  • Hunger Games: Teenage girl volunteers for fight to the death. Love triangle issues between Katniss, a dude named after bread, and some guy whose name I forgot. The government is shit.
  • Divergent: Everyone is divided into dollar store brand Hogwarts houses. There's a character named Four and that really confuses me. Was he the fourth child? Did his parents run out of names? Was he cursed with "Stupid YA Character Names Syndrome"? Can someone just explain??
  • Maze Runner: They're in a maze and then they leave. The outside world sucks. The sun exploded or something. It's solar powered Walking Dead but with the gays.
  • Mortal Intruments: There was a movie and it was shit. There's vampires or demons or some kind of supernatural forces. The boy with the nice hair and the glitter-covered male model are really gay for each other. I thought it was called the Shadowhunter series but apparently it's not.
  • Raven Cycle: All I know is that this skater boy named Noah was too great for this world so he died. That's it. That's the extent to my knowledge.
  • The Fault in Our Stars: Cancer kids fall in love and make the symbol of unbreakable romance a parody of the saying of a broken up emotional wreck of a relationship.
  • Lunar Chronicles: It's modernized fairytales so it's pretty much the Grimm Brother's own version of Percy Jackson. And Cinder is a mechanic so I guess that makes her Leo Valdez?
  • Song of Achilles: Surprise they made Ancient Greece even gayer.

so i was rewatching some scenes from aSiB and this is the moment when John tells Mycroft “you don’t trust your own secret service?”

and Mycroft is like dude no they spy on people for money

aw he’s so pleased with himself

and john smirks THAT fuckin smirk

then this guy whose name i don’t care about is like “i DO think we have a timetable”

…and interrupts mycroft’s lovestruck beaming at john

RUDE.

What Your Haikyuu Fave Says About You
  • Daichi: you have a daddy kink or you are daichi
  • Suga: you're probably the mom friend
  • Asahi: you are either asahi or noya
  • Nishinoya: you're probably extremely outgoing
  • Tanaka: tanaka fans personalities vary greatly but they're all loyal
  • Ennoshita: you read the manga (probably several times)
  • Kinoshita or Narita: you enjoy suffering
  • Kageyama: you can relate to him or you are hinata
  • Hinata: you are hinata or you stopped watching the series halfway through
  • Tsukishima: you probably think you're a huge jerk but you're actually very sweet and can see the good in everyone
  • Yamaguchi: you can relate to him personally or he's your son
  • Oikawa: either you are blind to people's flaws or you've written several essays analyzing every aspect of his personality
  • Matsukawa or Hanamaki: you probably ship them or you spend majority of your time coming up with headcannons about aoba johsai
  • Iwaizumi: you are him or you're into beefy dudes
  • Kindaichi: you watched the series and read the manga over twenty times each
  • Kunimi: you pretty much are kunimi
  • Kuroo: either you dont get his personality at all and you think he's just hot or you love him for his dorkiness
  • Kenma: you are kenma
  • Yaku: you're the mom friend who is not afraid to use violence
  • Lev: you can handle extreme amounts of second hand embarrassment and i applaud you for that
  • Inouka: nekoma is your favorite team
  • Bokuto or Akaashi: you are one of them or you ship them