dude this is for real

#001

Pairing: Kang Daniel/reader (third person)

Word count: 3,775

Rating: 18+ for language, vanilla sexual content, cat facts and shitty jokes/outdated memes

Summary: It’s the hottest day of the year but that’s not to say that things can’t get hotter

A/N: This is just self-indulgent, unedited porn because the thirst is too fucking real my dudes

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i’m sorry i haven’t been posting… i have actually been having so much fun getting to know my coworkers for this summer! we’re all stuck together in freshman housing for now so we’ve been getting to know each other and partying and binging gossip girls (that i’ve never seen in my life… that shit is addicting)

so yeah like… omfg i forgot what it felt like to have real friends to hang out with dude… fuck

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING MY SONAS BUT NAH, GETTIN MY WUBSTEP SHARK

fuck you keep it down too fucking loud can’t you see I’m talking at a normal volume here–

OTTER-

PL-

wubshark seems like a real cool dude. They probably have no sense of an indoor voice but I’d invite them to dj at my parties. 10/10!!!

anonymous asked:

Dude. I wonder how you would react to like. Actually living in the real world. Bc it looks like you're fucking delusional.

It looks like almost anyone on this hellhole is or could be fucking delusional tbh with how flawed the logic is.
- Grinch “oh you can’t say things like THAT”

A recent selfie from Sadachi Momoko, our new Saeko-neesan!  

She has previously been in the Sailor Moon Musicals as one of the Witches 5, and in the second One Piece Live attraction show (so not concurrently with Takato).