dude spam

me: ah, i’m glad i’m finally over that obsession i had awhile back

my brain: *kicks door down* buddy you’re not gonna believe this

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You don’t have to separate these things with Jefferson. He can have written this incredible document, and several incredible documents, that we all, sort of- with things that we all believe in. And he sucks.

I think those are both true, and those have to be both true. I think we really have to stop separating them, ‘cause that’s when you get into trouble. That’s when you stop letting people be whole people.

dude-im-not-a-spam-blog  asked:

Why is Embalm a white-blue mechanic? I see how it fits in White's slice of the color pie, but I just can't see how it's a blue mechanic and not, for instance, a black one?

In Amonkhet, we make a clean division between the white mummies and the black mummies.

If you die into a controlled setting, you are turned into a white mummy which serves society.

If you die out of a controlled setting (mainly outside the barrier), you become a wild zombie bent on destruction.

Embalm represents the orderly controlled mummification. Thus, it is antithetical to appear on black creatures.

As Embalming is the science of Amonkhet, it makes philosophical sense as the secondary color of Embalm. Also, Embalm involves cloning technology which is also in Blue’s wheelhouse.

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@coredesignixandnekonee I am so sorry that it took me an actual month. I have re-drawn this 4 times because it didn’t look good. And to be honest, I am still a bit iffy about this. I’ve never done a “comic” (can this be even considered a comic?) so I’m sorry if the overall flow is weird, the dialog is off, etc. By the way, they are in the Watchtower, I couldn’t think of a background so I just did galaxy. 

It’s not done yet though! I will continue this because 1.) I am sorry for taking so long and 2.) This is a good, angsty headcanon and I think it deserves some more attention. I hope you like it so far!

Next (if I don’t post part 2 in a month spam me)

((Edit: Dudes you didn’t spam me how can I trust y’all now i’m kidding I love you))

Special thanks to @sohotthateveryonedied for the awesome joke.^^

me: wears my Spam Shirt

white girl in class who always talks about her one trip to Hawaii and acts like she knows everything about it because she’s been there: oh my GOD did you knoW that in Hawaii they like LOVE Spam and eVerywheRe I went there was Spam like even in MCDONALDS oh my GoD it was so weirD RiGHT??!!

me, whose shirt and family are from Hawaii : um… ???

Yo

Friendo of a friendo is having a bad time and could use some cheering up: yugogeer12′s dad just got shot doing heroic policeman things and died from it. (yugogeer12 is the creator of Epic!Tale… You know, This guy! [link cuz is their art, not mine])

Gonna try to make a big hugpile (one person at the center and everyone draws themselves hugging) with their sona. If you’re interested, hit me up on tumblr, discord, or skype. Or just send them a nice message or some art; that works too.

Keep this whole thing quiet tho, shhhhhhh

anonymous asked:

dude anon here- thank u for the positive message. i've been disassociating a lot recently bc i'm in a bit of a spot of temp depression and anxiety. i'm stressed about school, i'm getting a job soon, going to volunteer to help get hired and stuff, i just started driving, and i have health issues so my body isnt at its best. i'm in the low and have 0 energy. physically, mentally, and emotionally. i feel like my life is flashing by and i just want it to slow down. how do u cope with this stuff?

aww :( that fricken sucks. i’m definitely not qualified or anything to give you good advice because i find myself in the same spot as you sometimes. i think the most important thing is to go at your own pace and don’t feel pressured to “get it together” any time soon. take as long as you need in the darkness, but recognize that you’ll pick things up at one point. just not now. you don’t have to manhandle yourself and put in effort you don’t want to be putting right now. and that’s okay.

when i think i’m ready to do so, i like to do a lil something called: faking it til ya make it. that ol’ adage—it works. it is Good. sometimes you just have to go through the motions of get up, wash your face, take a shower, dress in Nice Clothes, eat a meal. and like, actually eat a meal. actually shower. i know how hard it is to do those things when you don’t feel up to it but that’s where the fakin’ it comes in. you just gotta blank your mind of all thoughts and repeat to yourself like a mantra, “i am hungry. i will eat. i will eat, i will eat, i will eat.” and eat good food, too. junk food really does mess up your energy levels; if you put shit in your body then you’ll feel like shit. also? cold showers are the best. i love cold showers. they just clear my mind, and the way my body gets chilled afterwards makes me feel really clean, idk. clean body, clean slate. 

it’s good to have a support system of people who will tell you they love you. seriously, the other day i wasn’t feeling too great so i just straight-up texted my friend, “what do you love about me?” the response was amazing. i urge you to do that right now, actually. pull up your Best Pal. pull up the person who will enthusiastically tell you all the things they love about you no questions asked. and returning the favor is equally awesome, because breaking news, giving love feels a whole lot better than receiving it most of the time. 

this is turning into a Wall so here are the wellness and motivation tags from my studyblr. i’m sorry you’re in this rough spot rn bro and i wish you all the best in your school, job, and most importantly—your health! take care of yourself i’m rooting for you so hard. <3 

I was in a game of Overwatch and this dude kept spamming this one line in the chat, so I began calling him a 12 year old, he then called me a “cunt”, then wrote “C U N T” after, so I called him a 12 year old again because he had mature language filter turned on

He got so furious throughout the entire game, and was screaming about how he couldnt figure out how to turn the filter off, so I was like “you probably need parental permission” and his blood was legit boiling

then he finally found it and i asked him if his mom helped

Very small update/part I know I’m sorry I’ve been very busy and stressed lately working on other projects so I kinda forgot how to draw the two (ಥ﹏ಥ). Please forgive me. 

Oooo but spring break is coming so I will be able to post the next part in two weeks (hopefully) it will be longer, I promise. 

Part 1 | Next - smhhh dudes you didn’t spam me when I didn’t update either you are very polite (thank you) or you don’t care (can’t blame you) 

Headcanon: @coredesignixandnekonee

By the way I named this comic, “Not Funny”. Get it? Cuz I’m not funny. (._.) 

hey!! this is a christmas gift for @bigbadsharkdad for the @homestuck-secret-santa

ok last post about this cos i’ve been annoying everyone and their mom but i love that every single one of that person’s arguments can literally be refuted by…showing caps of the manga itself

“They even speak freely of Zen “holding chains” over Obi. Sounds like a kind of property to me”

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