dude shotgunning a beer

A pack of Bros just walked past my window being very loud and I immediately thought “oh no” but then I hear:

“marriage is like, way more serious than dating bro, that’s like, some serious commitment”

“but man she is like, ten MILES outta my league, bro, she’s never gonna wanna marry me, dude”

And they proceeded to encourage him and tell him that if he loves her he should just go for it, and I gained some faith in humanity but then five minutes later the same pack of Bros walked back the other way and all I heard was:

“dude last semester I shotgunned three beers and lit six ping pong balls on fire to see if I could play flaming pong”