dude monsters

Two Types Of People
  • Slow Rabbit: cries when bangtan wins Artist of the Year
  • Pdogg: films Slow Rabbit crying and laughs, then posts the video online

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: jin kissed rap monster. seokjin kissed namjoon. kim seokjin kissed kim namjoon. kim seokjin’s second onscreen kiss is with his fellow bts member kim namjoon. his actual plush lips actually fucking touched namjoon’s actual silky smooth cheek live in front of the rest of bangtan and millions of witnesses. kim seokjin, plush god and inventor of hand kisses, literally placed his lips on the cheek of one motherfucking kim namjoon, beast rapper and ryan bear enthusiast. kim seokjin, writer of kissy punishments, had to do his own goddamn punishment on kim namjoon, the biggest pretender in the universe pretending to hate the idea of being kissed by kim seokjin. the pink princess kissed pinkmon on the fucking cheek-

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FFXV | Overdressed in the Crestholm Channels  

(Or, I felt IMMENSELY guilty about making Noctis splash around the Crestholm Channel sewer water in his tailored three piece Royal Raiment.)

Radiation Tender

Seeking a break from the monotony of corporate culture Rhys uses his vacation days to go on a camping trip on the new tamed Pandora. Things go pear shaped immediately because this is freaking Pandora and Rhys ends up with a guardian that’s got some interesting motives for keeping the middle manager around…

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