dude looks like lucius

  • [at a strip club]
  • Severus: I can’t even walk through Lily’s street anymore. Why do I have to be so sensitive? [gives stripper a galleon]
  • Lucius: I know, look at me and that Narcissa chick. You don’t hear me prattling on about how beautiful her smile is, or how her hair is like a waterfall of honey coloured silk, I don’t even remember what she looks like.
  • Severus: Dude, you obviously like her.
  • Lucius: Can’t you read between the lines Sev? I obviously like her!