dude i really like her outfit

realizing you’re on the ace spectrum like

“I’d hit that.” “You… you don’t even know them though??”

“Oh come on, everyone has a list of celebrities they’d totally have sex with if they had a chance.” “Haha yeah ok” *internally* what

"Ya so like for the past few years I’ve felt zero attraction to people I wasn’t friends with first?? Lol what’s up with that”

Why did you have to have sex with them?? Couldn’t you just hold it?? Like pee??

“You’ll meet someone who makes you feel like that someday, don’t worry” “……sounds fake but ok”

“Sex is an important part of a relationship! Everyone has sexual needs!” “….sounds fake but ok”

“Dude that girl is so hot” “I know right?? Look at her fucking eyeliner. Goals. The fuck.” “No I meant like… look at that ass” “Are we looking at the same person are you really focussing on her ass look at how visually appealing her outfit is and dont you dare fuckin tell me that eyeliner isnt fierce as hell

“Aesthetic attraction and sexual attraction are two different things” *puzzle pieces vERY RAPIDLY FALLING INTO PLACE*

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning* i could die a virgin and i would regret absolutely nothing

“What’s your ideal girl like?” “Uh… my best friend?” “Oh cute, you want your girlfriend to be the one who knows you best!” “No I meant I am literally only attracted to my best friend she is my ideal girl please help I am dying”

“We’ve been dating for six months and we still haven’t had sex!!” “Have you marathoned Star Wars together yet?” “Yeah we did that like two weeks ago” “Well what more do you want

*thinking about an attractive woman* *dissecting my entire personality and sexuality to figure out why I’m attracted to her this time* is it the muscles. Oh my god is this a sex thing. Oh my god what the hell is this. Oh my god what the fuck is the wtf the fuck the fUCK

*Next day* Zarya could punch me in the face while eating me out and I’d let her but only because she’s a fictional character and therefore could literally never do that


(why is that tho. maybe i should look into that *doesnt look into it*)

“What do you find most attractive in a girl?” “Gotta love those strong emotional bonds” “No I meant like what’s a turn-on for you?” “DID I McFUCKING STUTTER”

*staring at the ceiling at two-thirty in the morning again* sexual attraction should be added to the cryptid wikia

“Yeah sex sounds like a great stress reliever and a nice way to strengthen the bonds between you and your partner(s)” “Well there’s more to it than that…” *The Arctic Monkey’s Do I Wanna Know starts playing in my head* “Haha ok buddy”

"There’s more to being ace than just not being interested in having sex or not feeling sexual attraction. In fact there’s a whole spectrum. You may even feel sexual attraction sometimes but still be ace. You can also be gay and ace at the same time.” “…bro.” “Also it’s totally normal.” *sobbing* “…bro. Bro there are words for it there’s an entire list oh my god-”


charmer week day 2: first date

“Em. Em. Em.”

Em was lying on her bed, lazily turning pages in her book. She refused to look up at Caitlin.

“Emily. Emilyyyyyyyy…”

Em turned another page in her book. Caitlin could see a smirk tugging at the corner of her mouth.

“Emily Rachel Eastman,” implored Cait. “Light of my life. Most generous roommate. Finest setter on the Samwell Women’s Volleyball team. Do I look okay enough for this date?”

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Touhou Characters and Fans: A Comprehensive Analysis

In this article, I will be presenting my in-depth research on the characters of Team Shanghai Alice’s Touhou Project in relation to their fans. The conclusions I have reached after conducting extensive minutes of research through bing.com are not based on any individuals, and especially not you in particular.

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My boyfriend definitely loses his shit watching Yuri On Ice - Part 4

He’s convinced he now became an interet sensation.

Episode 10:

(sings the whole intro trying to open a Nutella jar with his teeth)

“I’m so hyper hyper hyper” (intro has not ended yet)



“I’m now convinced Victor and Chris banged at least once. And it’s disgusting.”

“Why in the world no one ever SLAPPED this kid in the face??” (Yurio)

“Is there a compilation of the faces Yurio does through all the series, please, because honestly”

“JJ’s girlfriend is as annoying as her boyfriend”

“Undercut dude (Otabek; he’s struggling with names) is even more friendly than that Korean one”


“Does Phichit need a bathroom? Ah no, Sagrada Familia selife”

“Yuri is antisocial and I like it”

“Poor boy”


“Yuri does puppy eyes and Victor falls for it, tsk, unbelievable” (sarcastic)

“Victor has these really elegant outfits I wonder how rich he is”

“This kid literally has hundreds of girls dying for him and he never tries to bang one? What the fuck is wrong wih him”

(whole scene with Otabek happens)

“Oh he’s gay too, that is why”

“Oh my god Mister Funny x Mister Funny 2” (Yurio and Otabek)


“They’re fighting like us lol”

“… Did he buy rings”




“He’s blushing so hard”


(he paused the episode and watched the scene again)


(he paused to go to the bathroom. it took him several minutes)

“can we watch that again I need to understand”

(I explained the snowflake thing during rewatch numer 3) “holy jesus fuck”


“Oh they’re all together look”


“WHAT? EH??”


(he laughed for ten minutes straight)

“well can’t blame him champagne is good”



“but what about the videos”

“Lol Yurio’s reaction is priceless”

“Oh wow bringing the gold medal up defintiely killed the mood”


“Nice coat Victor wow” (I’m afraid he’s developping a crush on Victor’s clothes)

“Of course Yurio must ruin it”


(credits start)




“So that is the moment Victor sold his soul to Satan?”

“Yurio do not wear bright blue suits ever again”


“I can’t. Stop it. I can’t.”



“Victor is so easy. Just like you”

“I’m speechless. SPEECHLESS.”

(I wish he truly was)

Episode 11:

“I’m so tense. So tense. Look, I’m SHAKING”


“Where is the intro I want it”

“Does Giacometti wear eyeliner”



“Michi keep it in your pants”


“I’m anxious”

“Lol any reason is good for Victor to jump on this kid”

“Victor is Yuri’s nr. 1 Fangirl”



“I just noticed he’s wearing a new coat”

“HE’S CRYING OOOOH SWEET HEART. He’s as devastated as I am after Christmas dinner”


“How many fucking hamsters does Phichit own but most important question where are they now”


“Selfie with Celestino of fucking course”


“Oh so if you keep your arm up it’s more difficult? How many things I’m learning”



“lol fuck no Chris’ programme is hilarous”

“Those rings are so cute I keep forgetting they’re there”

“Yurio cheering for Undercut dude is suspicious”

“YURIO IS ACTUALLY PROUD? What is going on here”

“Still happy to be in the first place of course. Little shit”

“We can’t skip JJ can we?” (he really can’t stand JJ)


“Yurio I feel you”

“I need a break before the last episode. I do not feel emotionally ready”

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 5

I’ll have him watch the last episode and Welcome to the madness by the end of today lol. Stay tuned


Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 1,292

Summary: Dean takes care of the reader’s daughter for a night and he quickly learns that it’s more exhausting than hunting. 

“Morning, sweetheart.” You hear Dean’s sexy voice say when he answers your call.

“Hey babe. I’m on my way home. How’d everything go?”

“Good. Everyone is still alive so I think it went ok.” He chuckles.

“Ok. See ya soon.”

You just finished a 24 hour shift at the hospital and you feel like you’re about to fucking fall over.

Dean finally decided he was ready to watch Grace overnight by himself. Even though you’ve been together for about seven months now, Dean was always nervous about watching her for long periods of time. Like he would break her or corrupt her. You’re not sure which.

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me: i want a fic where nothing bad happens with the thieves they’re just friends bonding and being cute together

my brain: you are a writer

me, softly, but with feeling: god damn it

au where the plot of the game doesn’t happen and the phantom thieves are all friends together because they deserve some nice happiness in their lives

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i can’t figure out a way to elegantly shorten this photoset soooo hey i’ll just post in the wee hours of the morning instead! here are all my dudes! (yes i really do just have one of each class i’m not a good MMO player)

my consular DOES have an outfit that’s not clipping into her skirt now so that’s cool. i’d like to put my knight in something that doesn’t have RIDICULOUS TIT-PLATING but i dunno if i have the attention span. 

Strangers Chapter Eleven ~ The Finale

Not requested

Genre: Angst // Romance

Member: Byun Baekhyun & Zhang Yixing

Summary: (of this series) For the past two years, you and Baekhyun have been dating. But for the past six months, he’s treated you like a stranger. Tight schedules and different careers drive the two of you apart from each other. What happens when you decide you’re no longer happy and enough is enough?

Summary: (of this chapter) This is it guys. The last chapter of this angsty-romance filled series with Byun Baekhyun and Zhang Yixing. But don’t worry my Seoulmates, if you all want, I’ll write an epilogue and bonus chapters.

{Chapter one} {Chapter two} {Chapter three} {Chapter four} {Chapter five} {Chapter six} {Chapter seven} {Chapter eight} {Chapter nine} {Chapter ten} {Epilogue}

“I love you. Baekhyun.”

Breaking away from the kiss, he looks at you.

“I’m glad you’re back.”

“I had to come home.”

“And where’s that home?” he asks.


As the sun rays shine through the slightly opened blinds, you rapidly blink your eyes, confused for a moment as to where you are. Looking around the room, you see things that used to belong to you, some of which that used to belong in your shared condo with Baekhyun. Looking over to his sleeping body, you sigh in relief that this isn’t a dream. 

You really did come back. 

He really did kiss you last night.

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“Ello! It’s me, I’m back again with Jack who many of you request to see because look at that face!” I tease before reaching over and squeezing his cheeks.

“So today we are gonna have Jack here pick my outfit and makeup look for tonight. We are going to be going to dinner for his birthday and he seems to think it’d be funny to dress me up.” I laugh and he nods.

“I’m actually not gonna sabotage her. I wanna show everyone that I have a fashion sense.” He smiles and I shake my head.

“I’m scared. I’m a single female who needs to look good when she goes out. Please don’t make me ugly.”

“Guys of course she thinks I could make her ugly.” He grabs my face and kisses my cheek. “Aww as if I could make something ugly that’s already ugly.” He jokes and I slap him on his arm before frowning.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” He apologizes and I remain silent.

That’s Jack and I. We play around but for me it’s different. I wish he didn’t go so far, but he apparently means no harm. Sadly I like him a lot more than just friends so for me the little jokes and jabs are really hard.

“Guys I made her look good!” Jack shouts at my camera and I look in the mirror while cringing.

“Dude I look like your tinder dates.” I whine as I see the outfit. He put me in a skin tight skirt and tight top with heels.

“I don’t like this at all.” I admit but what makes it better is that he shrugs only to turn to my camera and smile even more.

“You’ll see more of what happens later on but im gonna do my hair and makeup and then get fucked up so I don’t have to remember that I’m dressed like this.” I explain before turning off all of my camera gear.

“Can you go so I can actually do my hair and makeup. I’ll see you at the party.”

I’m gonna regret this.

Oh boy did I not regret it when I was drunk, but in the morning I did.

The night started out okay and I was happy until I saw Jack with a girl on his arm. I realized that him and I weren’t going to be a thing when I saw him making out with that girl who was not me. After some liquid courage I also decided to get with someone and maybe I went further than Jack did because I woke up in someone’s bed who I never met before last night.

It got worse when I didn’t have my keys and had to actually knock on the door to my flat and face my friends and Jack himself.

“Oh this is really funny.” Josh laughs and I push past him.

“It is.” Conor adds and I walk into my safe space so I can try and avoid seeing Jack.

“You went home with that guy didn’t you?” I see him sitting there on the edge of my bed and I drop my heels down before letting my bag follow.

“What are you doing here?” I whisper and he holds up his camera.

“You did a Q and A one time on my camera cause yours was dead. I saw the footage. You admitted to liking me and then mentioned how you’d edit it out later and you did, but I never got over what you said. I wanted you at my party for my birthday because I love you, but you left with some random guy and I guess I didn’t expect it. You’re not the type to sleep with a random guy but you did and that’s why I’m here acting pathetic.” He stands up and goes to walk out but I immediately wrap my arms around his neck and stand on my tippy toes. My hands go up to his hair and I grip onto it while I bury my head in his shoulder.

“Don’t walk away.” I whisper. “I don’t want to lose you because I acted out of jealously.” I beg before pulling my face from his shoulder and looking him in the eyes.

“I love you too. I really do and I’m sorry, but please don’t walk away.”

“I won’t.” He nods before pulling my closer to him.

“Wow so are we gonna be watching this all the time now?” My door opens and I turn to see Josh and Conor smiling.

“Finally they get to together after what… two years of waiting?”

“Yeah and now you’re ruining the romance so go!” I shout like an angry toddler and Jack laughs. “Like really go we didn’t even kiss yet and you ruined the romance.” I add and Conor backs away slowly before shutting the door.

“You wanted to kiss?” Jack asks and I try to stop from blushing. “Cause so did I.” He slowly leans down to me and kisses my cheek.

“But you’re hungover and I still didn’t take you on a proper date, so I’ll kiss you then.”

“Jack you’re gonna pay for that.” I whine but he just smiles.

“I’ll be happy to, but for now I have a video to make so when you’re done being upset come and join me.”

“That seriously just happened.”

I was/am listening to Azura’s Nohr dance song (without groans of discomfort) so my brain was like

Hey, what if the Hoshido siblings were dancing to this song?

(Put on your imagination googles, kiddies!) l

Like they’re in the opera house right. Azura’s not dancing, she’s like in the back singing and on the main stage are Ryoma, Hinoka, Takumi, and Sakura. Azura’s dressed in the black version of her outfit and surprise surprise, the sibbies are dressed in dancer/songstress outfits too.

Like for the girls it’s near identical to Azura’s without the headdress. For the dudes, I can’t really explain it since the outfit keeps changing in my head but just try to guyify(?) the songstress outfit while keeping how skimpy it looks. Good? Let’s continue. (It’s all the black version btw)

If you’re still here with me, go listen to the dark song version to get the maximum experience.

Takumi and Ryoma have their hair up, done in special clips with a peculiar looking gem on them (wink wonk). Hinoka and Sakura have no hair changes but they too have special gems (wonk wink).

And their dance is just ooooooooooo. It’s not ballet dancing or slow grace no no no. It’s belly dancing. With a lot of extra action from the arms and legs and hips and looks and faces (sinful). Basically what Azura was doing in the original but with more of the aforementioned actions because they’re really aiming to piss off a lot of people.

So how I imagine it is before the “tsumugu kotowari” part, they’re all sultry like. Slow at first but fast during the bagpipes after Azura’s singing. Then before the downbeat at “tsumugu kotowari”, they pause. Then the downbeat hits, arms fly out, and water shoots out from their fingers. Water suddenly surrounds them and it sparkles and it’s ethereal. So then the rest of the song they’re going ham and basically everyone in the audience, with their dancing and Azura’s singing, is paralyzed. A++++

So anyway y'all can imagine your own dances (how I imagine it changes every time) but it’s like aggressive. Graceful in its own right but there’s just something there that gives it an extra oomph. It’s phenomenal.

And don’t even get me started on on the Hoshido version and the Nohrian siblings (grace, grace, SO MUCH GRACE, AAAAA).

Oooooo and my particular liking to the original in game characters being able to see into other universes and THE HOSHIDO SIBLINGS AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS SEEING THEIR OTHER SELVES DANCE LIKE THIS AHAHAHAHA (nosebleeds for days)

anonymous asked:

What was ur favorite Sailor Venus transformation? I really liked the Star Power Makeup! Also what's your favorite costume for her? I thought the Sailor V was pretty cute! Sorry if this is too much, I'm just really happy to meet someone who likes Sailor Venus too!


I love her star power transformation because of her theme music

but visually i actually prefer her crystal transformation because Ikuko Ito is one of my favorite animation directors and she did a fantastic job redrawing the entire sequence in her style

the music is good but doesn’t pump me up as her star power theme :’D

also I ADORE her sailor V outfit!!! you would think that blue orange and red would look terrible together but she makes it work somehow

i love venus so much im gonna cry…

pan-archy  asked:

Hey uhhhhh fun fact jake can be an ass/have done dickish things but can still be a good boy cause uhhhh there's a thing called people grow up and change?? Tbh jake also does seem like a really cool dude(tm) and yeah he's not the best boyfriend to Christine but he tries?? Also like it's said in upgrade he's never dated anyone like her so of course he's gonna make mistakes and do shit that seems stupid. Like he dressed up as Prince cause he thought that's what she meant like he was /trying/

I love jake dillingers stupid prince outfit honestly like thats such a ridiculous mistake but i love it so much

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There's this musical named in the heights (although I don't really understand 1/3 of it cuz it's Spanish and I'm not that fluid t7fukc). Theres this girl that everyone likes named vanessa and this dude named usnavi who likes her. They hit off. Vanessa is jaspser and usnavi is David. I just want Jasper in a skimpy skirt I'm sorry. And I just want David yelling "WEEEEPAAA" to Jasper.

khbadfkfa well anon if you wanted jasper to wear a skimpy skirt,,, you could have just ask e d,,,,,

anonymous asked:

I don't see a problem with you owning a figurine of Miki. Like I don't blame you dude, she is super mondo gorgeous. I wonder.... what is the sexiest trait you like about her?

I know right?? She’s like a super model or something I can’t believe she hangs out with a loser like me! 

I like everything about her! She can wear any outfit and make it look sexy, I like her long hair its really cool, her pointy ears are cute and sometimes they wiggle which is hilarious, she giggles when I make jokes and it sounds adorable, she smells really good is that a weird thing to say?

and well sometimes she does creepy or weird alien stuff and she’s kinda clingy and maybe a bit crazy but I can live with that 

whole hearted

on ao3

i mentioned it before, but i entered a sort of writing competition. today i found out that i wasn’t selected for recognition.
this past year has been really hard. it’s been less of learning ‘you can’t always get what you want’ and more of learning 'you can never get what you want. ever.’ every single time i’ve gone for something, a position or an award or quite literally anything, i’ve been shot down. i can’t think of anything that i’ve wanted and gone for that i’ve gotten in the past…..7 months at least. and i keep trying to tell myself that it doesn’t mean anything and that it’s worth it to keep going but. it’s getting really really hard
writing this was hard. it was near impossible. i’m trying to get better at rejection but i put so much into that submission and i feel like i’ve just been told part of myself wasn’t good enough. they had 8,000 application. my odds were not good. but writing is something that i feel that i’m at least moderately decent at so i thought maybe…
i haven’t told anyone about this yet. i haven’t cried. i’ve been shaking a lot. so this is me. trying to move on and comfort myself. of course the first thing i write for the ot4 is depressing, that just seems to be my mo. i just needed lots of characters’ comfort and this is the best i can do

Marinette buries herself in her sketchbook. She won’t let herself get blocked she won’t let herself get blocked.

Her hand is cramped from squeezing her pencil so tight but if she loosens her grip at all she’s going to go back to shaking.

Don’t think about it.

The side of her hand is covered with graphite and it keeps smudging her designs. She’d stop but she can’t. Her heart is wrapped up in anxiety and she can’t breathe properly if she’s not hyper focused. If her mind starts wander then her heartbeat starts racing and her breathing gets all weird. Her head hurts from all of this. Maybe she should just go to bed.

Marinette flips the page. She can keep going. She’ll figure out what they want from her if she designs enough outfits. That’s statistics, right? She’d ask Adrien if she didn’t think her words would betray her.

She’s pretty sure she designed this dress before. Just with different colors and slightly different folds. No wonder no one wants her. She can’t even design an original dress.

She hasn’t cried yet and she’s not going to. She’s stronger than that. She’s developing a thick skin. Rejection can’t hurt her. This is the industry she’s chosen and rejection is a part of it and she’s accepted that and moved on and isn’t hurt. This hasn’t hurt her. It’s fine.

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anonymous asked:

Hogwarts AU where Percy is heading back to Gryffindor common room with Grover, but on his way he sees Annabeth, Ravenclaw's prefect and instantly starts blushing and Grover teases him about it. (Also I love your work! <3)

Aw, thank you. :)

  • Percy felt exhausted. Him and his friend, Grover, just finished up doing one-on-one quidditch practice. 
  • “You’re getting better Grover. Maybe next year you’ll make the team. Charles is graduating this year so we definitely need a chaser.” Percy told him.
  • “Cause you’re going to make sure I’m on the team, right captain?” Grover teased. 
  • “We got to ask the rest of the team though.” Percy told him. 
  • As they headed to the seventh floor Percy saw Annabeth Chase. The smartest girl in their year and the most beautiful in his opinion. 
  • Her Ravenclaw outfit fit her in all the right places. Her blonde hair was put up into a bun. 
  • She smiled at him as she headed down the stairs.
  • “Hi Percy.” She greeted.
  • “Hi.” He was able to get out before she went on her way.
  • Grover smirked and hit Percy on the back. “Dude, you’re red.”
  • “Am not!” He replied as he turned even a deeper red. “It’s just Annabeth, Grover.”
  • “Yeah right.” Grover scoffed. “She’s been just Annabeth for two years now. You really like her.”
  • “I do not!”
  • “Do so. You’re so red and you were barely able to say hi to her.” Grover told him. “Don’t worry, I can teach you how to talk to her.”
  • “I’m fine. I can talk to her myself.” Percy told him.
  • “Yup, cause you’re in love with her.”
  • “Shut up.”
  • “So in love with Annabeth Chase.” Grover chuckled.
  • Percy ran ahead of him.

“Red was chosen for the Camelot heraldry.” Charlotte Morris on the Merlin costumes. Even in the pilot episode of Merlin, Morgana’s dress bears the distinct Pendragon red and matches with both Arthur and Uther’s outfits.  The dress leads to remarks on Morgana’s appearance of royalty, and implies that she is either destined to marry Arthur, or is a Pendragon already.  However, it is only in season 3 that red becomes pervasive: her lips are stained red, her dresses are red, and even her hands are red with the blood of her victims.  Her clothing is a conscious reminder of her lineage and the power she wields in Camelot.

im really gay for tracer and i want to draw her in a cute lil 50s car hop outfit with rollerskates and a lil apron, there’s something just so cute about aprons. i love seeing people in aprons. florists and home depot dudes and cooks and welders. i want to draw an orc welder. he would be so cute. bogha and pitka wear aprons. bogha wears one for paint mixing and pitka wears one for jewelrymaking. actually bogha is always wearing like smocks and sarapes and ponchos. i like them all. i like all of those things. what does it mean? they are all so cute. i want to draw garrosh with a pizza man hots skin. but im so fucking sleepy

anonymous asked:

Camilla Cabello was on Fallon tonight & he showed a pic of her & everyone at Taylor's Halloween party last year & they were joking about how the other girls were in sexy outfits & CC was dressed as a "fat grandma who couldn't find her cat because she sat on it." Fallon asked if she left the costume on all night & she said when "these 2 really attractive guys came" she changed. So that just shows we know so little - like who knew there were dudes there?! Joe was in Asia for promo though I think.

I guess we could conclude that the pictures they posted painted a picture of what they all wanted to let us see, but didn’t paint the whole picture.