Pardon me but may we please have some more smutty headcanons? You know what I could really go for right now? Smutty Bahorel/Feuilly. I want all of the smut for them. Just all of it. Please and thank you.
My new favorite thing is that this is my legacy
Smutty Bahorel/Feuilly let’s go
- loudest babes. literally wow stop waking everyone up at 3am. this is mostly bahorel’s fault
- bahorel is such an adrenaline junkie - he went skydiving once and annoyed feuilly about “are you sure we can’t fuck while skydiving ??” for weeks
- playful boxing that turns into actually competitive boxing and then into rough make out session
- they kinkshame each other all day every day
- speaking of bahorel was trying to be cute by whispering to feuilly that he loved playing with his hair and feuilly just stepped back like “oh dude… that’s like… really kinky… i don’t know how i feel about that bro”
- “i’m sorry i broke your nose i’m an enthusiastic lover”
- high five during sex like ?????
- once challenged each other to moan nothing but ‘no homo’ during sex
- feuilly texts bahorel going “bored at work” and receives about twelve dick pics